posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass द्वारा me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.
Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding द्वारा a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give आप permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security टट्टू with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want आप to stab every other टट्टू working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a टोकरा out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as आप can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once आप finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* आप gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: आप were drugged द्वारा ISIS. It seems, that आप turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security टट्टू all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.
Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will आप shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated द्वारा now.
Duublar: आप didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: आप had a weapon to. Why didn't आप shoot him? I'll tell आप what. Since this is the very first time आप screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send आप reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: आप want me to pay आप to get reinforcements, and और of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?
2 B Continued