प्यार वॉलपेपर्स

From an ई मेल I got.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC सेकंड LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying आप screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything आप are not.

Love may be beautiful, प्यार may be bliss,
But I only slept with आप 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could प्यार no other --
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,...