okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.

First of all, his hair. आप can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My प्रोफ़ाइल picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!


सेकंड of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown और than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten साल old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here

I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five मिनटों later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if आप ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his कोट pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a ठग, चिकनी and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do आप have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so आप put all your money in the bank and आप never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when आप asked for a water mattress आप were taken to sea world!"

I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your लेख about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.

If your यूज़रनाम is in the शीर्षक या आप are a kyle hater in this प्रशंसक club, please read this.

Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that आप guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate आप kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If आप hate kyle so much, then why don't आप just stop posting this kind of stuff, या leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.

EVERYONE ELSE, आप ARE VERY WELCOME.

and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides

like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will आप come घर and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"

I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, आप could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself या something.

"Come over here, आप fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle

I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.

We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.

"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.

Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.