Johnny is the new face of Dior 2015

1 आप room is full of posters/pictures of him.

2 आप HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.

3 आप have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.

4 आप have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.

5 If someone touches your JD stuff आप take it off
them.

6 आप get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.

7 आप find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.

8 आप get exited when आप see one his फिल्में is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.

9 आप go to the cinema to see his फिल्में even if
आप don't know what it's about.

10 आप compare other actors to...

THE TIME SINK of Twitter is a wonderful place to keep up with your फ्रेंड्स and interests. या if आप prefer, waste your idle time snooping on other people whom आप don't even know.

Just recently we have seen it used both in a malicious manner, to create and spread the rumour that Johnny Depp is dead, and in a pretty good way, to send a message from space.

As for Depp, he has been the victim of a terrible online hoax that has been used to spread malware.

Graham Cluley, who द्वारा the looks of things is a bit of a fan, wrote, "Innocent Internet users were fooled द्वारा the hoax, spreading messages to their...