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Twilight is NOT Better than Harry Potter!
Twilight is NOT Better than Harry Potter!
This is an AWFUL, so-stupid-it's-funny लेख द्वारा some Twitard about why she thinks Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Please, let's all send her some hate mail. आप will probably either लोल या get pissed when आप read this article, या both
कीवर्ड्स: हैरी पॉटर, लेख, deathly hallows
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-There is a fate worse than death
-Even if the person you love leaves you or dies, you still need to go on and live life
-Bravery and courage are important
-Love is more powerful than death
There are many, many, many more as well.
This is what Twilight teaches you:
-Blondes are just snobby, narcissistic beezies
-It's okay to have a creepy baby that's going to kill you
-It's good for your boyfriend to watch you sleep and screw with your stuff
-You should still marry your boyfriend, even if you don't want to at first
-It's okay to get married and pregnant before college when you're still a teenager
-Women are worthless nobodies without a man
-If your ex falls in love with your baby that's just fine
-If your man hits you and mutilates your face, you should just stay with him
-It's okay to treat people like crap
-You have to be beautiful to be anything
-Immortality and beauty are better to have than family and friends
-If your boyfriend leaves you, you should become catatonic
-If your baby dies, you should go kill yourself
-Good boyfriends treat their girls like idiotic children
-It's good to give up a productive adult life for an eternity of going through the horrible miseries of high school over and over and over again
There's more to this as well.
But, yeah, Harry Potter is a lot better than Twilight.
Also, sometimes it's OK to break the rules! And sometimes you have to mistrust the government.
HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!!!
if love stories like twilight really CAN become so popular
i will also write a story in which a girl FALLS in love (oh,accidentaly )with a dracula or a boy who too ACCIDENTALLY falls in love a banshee!
really,twilight makes no sense
and yeah,if u stupid twilight fans really want to prove me wrong,i'll give a 1000 reasons why HP is better
support me all the harry potter fans!!!!!!!!!!
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