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posted by ilovereading
 The Four Houses - a Way to Bring Potencial फ्रेंड्स Together...
The Four Houses - a Way to Bring Potencial Friends Together...
**This लेख includes minor SPOILERS and quatations from the books, so in case आप have been living in a hole and don't know the ending yet, आप might reconsider पढ़ना this.
Notice it is also purely opinional and any nerd-rant-ish style is not meant to offened.**

Since sorting has been introduced very early in the book, Harry learns about it from Draco before even going to Hogwarts, it seems like inseperatable part of Harry Potter Universe, a static thing that took place since the founding of our favourite Magical School (it is even in the Hogwarts' crest).
It was the base of some subplots,...
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(this song was writen द्वारा me about cho and cedrics forbidden love. Hope आप like it. Feel free to टिप्पणी दे on other songs I can do in the future.)

I've heard that you
Moved on ever since
I was killed द्वारा the
Dark Lord

I've heard that now you
Love Potter
I guess आप would fall for him,
He's और famous than I was.

Cho Chang, why'd you
Give up so fast?
Guess I'm dead anyway,
You have to हटाइए on.

I hate that I'm not allowed
to see आप anymore, but I
I have to stay away,
I'm not invited.
I wish आप could see my face,
and then you'll be reminded
THat for me,
It isn't over.
Chorus
You know that I'm the
One for you
I wish...
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"How Far Will ठगना, हेराफेरी Go to Gain Gringotts?"

Cornelius Fudge, the Minister for Magic, denied that he had any plans to take over the running of the Wizarding Bank, Gringotts, when he was elected Minister for Magic five years ago. ठगना, हेराफेरी has always insisted that he wants nothing और than to "cooperate peacefully" with the guardians of our gold.

BUT DOES HE?

Sources close to the Minister have recently disclosed that Fudge's dearest ambition is to seize control of the goblin सोना supplies and that he will not hesitate to use force if need be.

"It wouldn't be the first time, either," कहा a Ministry insider. "Cornelius 'Goblin-Crusher' Fudge, that's what his फ्रेंड्स call him, if आप could hear him when he thinks no one's listening, oh, he's always talking about the goblins and he's had done in; he's had them drowned, he's had them dropped off buildings, he's had them poisoned, he's had them cooked in pies...."
I thought of this cool Tik Tok Harry Potter parody.

Wake up in the mornin feelin like Harry Potter
Grab my wand
Im out the door
Gonna kill Voldemort
Before I leave, grab my glasses
Say goodbye to Hedwig
Cuzz when I apparate out of the room
I aint comin back
Im talkin about Death Eaters tryin to kill me (me)
Neville beheadin Nagini (ni)
Voldemort comin after me (me)
Stop, drop and save Sirius
Destroyin the horocrux
Runnin with Ron and Herrrmiiiiooooooooneeeeeee
Dont stop
Make it pop
And the chase doesnt stop
Tonight
Gonna fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik Tok
Round the clock
And the chase...
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I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT! BUT I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS! I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET! YEAH, YOUR THINKING WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT THIS FOR YOU, BUT ME HAVING INTERNET AT घर MEANS I NO LONGER HAVE TO GO TO THE LIBRARY, AND INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR IT TO OPEN, I CAN JUST POST THE NEW CHAPTER AS SOON AS ITS READY! ISN'T THAT GREAT!HOORAY!! ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

Chapter 12: I प्यार the Smell of Rumors on हैलोवीन Morning!

On हैलोवीन morning I woke up to the smell of baking कद्दू all over the place.Sweet, they're preparing कद्दू pie,my प्रिय kind. Even better, Flitwick announced in Charms that we were...
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Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.



1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, आप got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than आप look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for आप now!!" *Prepare yourself द्वारा getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did आप say something?"

5. "Why do you...
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Today I was पढ़ना a book on my kendle , WELL it was पढ़ना to me and I bought a book called MUGGLE NET .COM : HARRY POTTER HAVE SHOULD DIE! I READ A SAMPLE OF IT AND IT कहा THAT SIRIUS BLACK LIKED LUPIN AND I WAS LIKE WHATTTTTTTT ! It book was a lie and it also कहा that ALBUS .D was gay so don't read that book but here is a sample of the wierd , selfish and GAYYYY book. " ALBUS D. DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FALL IN प्यार WITH A GIRL SO HE FELL IN प्यार WITH GRIMWATER AND SIRIUS BLACK LOVED LUPIN , HIS MOTHER WANT HIM TO MARRY A PURBLOOD SO BLACK GOT PICS OF MUGGLE WOLMEN IN THERE BATHINGSUITS...
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posted by emilykuru
Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy दिन in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, या she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...
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No offense intented to anyone, and I प्यार आप J.K. Rowling and I प्यार आप to bits for giving us Barty Jr.'s character.

But I'm not too keen on finding out और about Jo's visions on Wormtail if she even has any. She seemed to totally hate him from the beginning to the very end. To have him as a plot device and didn't seem to care about him as a character at all.

She didn't give him any dignity या spine - (I recall only one moment wherein he shows bravery and good about himself; in order to pay back his life debt to Harry from the book three, in the book four he suggests to Voldemort that perhaps...
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Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s और to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do आप mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call आप Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would आप describe your relationship with the man known as...
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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall कहा that her संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When आप ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells आप it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are आप so upset? I thought आप valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...
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 Hello Newt, we meet again.
Hello Newt, we meet again.
Hi guys, I had finally seen the sequel to Fantastic Beast last night with my British classmate and her विश्वविद्यालय friend. So, here is my review on it.

The Story

Okay, so the story takes place after the events of the first movie. Grindelwald escapes from prison द्वारा camouflaging himself and runs of to his secret headquarters, and as for Newt Scamander, he has renew his travel rights. To which I am happy with, I also learnt that he has a brother to whom he has a neutral relationship with!
We also get to meet Nagini in her human form, prior to becoming the Lord Voldemort's pet snake and the final...
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Three years ago, I had पोस्टेड an abbreviated review of the fourth HARRY POTTER film, "HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE". This is an expanded version of that review:


"HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE" (2005) Review

Despite the release of the first two फिल्में in the film franchise, I did not become a प्रशंसक of the "HARRY POTTER" series until I saw the 2004 movie, "HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN". I became so enamored of this third film that I regarded the release of its successor, "HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE", with great anticipation.

Released during the fall of 2005 and based...
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The following is in answer to the सवाल about Barty Crouch's role in the events of 1994-1995. Please keep in mind that this follows both Crouches, is as chronological as possible, and contains some speculation.


In the early 1980s, Barty Crouch Jr. (who will becreferred to as Junior) joined the Death Eaters. He was among those branded with the Dark Mark. This means that Junior was among Voldemort's inner circle, as only they were permitted to भालू the Mark.
Some time after Voldemort's first fall, hhe fell in with the Lestrange family. The four Death Eaters wer looking for Voldemort, wanting...
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posted by SwarlsBarkley
Compiled from the Twitter contest held द्वारा @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s किस was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...
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WARNING Total spoilers for lastest film. DO NOT READ IF आप HAVEN'T SEEN IT!!!

I just saw Half-Blood Prince and entertainment wise it's proberly the best so far - so go see it! It has one of the funniest HP scenes ever (Harry taking Felix potion).
BUT it was also the worst in terms of missing information and missing scenes. I'm holding out for DH though as i figured that they purposely missed out stuff in order to bulk up those two films. So here is my सूची of things that truly annoyed me about the film.

1. This one actually counts in at least the last 3 films. Dumbledore just isn't Dumbledore!...
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Okay so I got this off Livejournal and it just came out to me, so I decided to post it here!
This has nothing to do with preferences या what not, I just thought this was something interesting! It's not everyday we get Harry Potter तारा, स्टार gossip!

The stories about Emma and Jade seem to have started during the New York premiere of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.” The morning after the premiere, The Daily Mail ran an लेख titled, “Emma Watson upstaged द्वारा evil Draco Malfoy’s girlfriend at Harry Potter premiere in New York.”

Additionally, a German gossip magazine went into more...
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posted by Scarlet127
Witch Weekly in 1995. The piece, written द्वारा Rita Skeeter, claimed that Hermione Granger was Harry Potter's girlfriend and that she was toying him around द्वारा seeking the affections of Viktor Krum, who himself was very much smitten with her. As with much of Skeeter's writing, though the essence of the लेख was false, there was smidgen of truth that lent the लेख an air of believability to those who did not know better. While Harry was not Hermione's boyfriend, the two had in fact been close फ्रेंड्स since early in their first साल at Hogwarts. Additionally, Hermione had danced with Krum at...
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posted by AoifeF1
Rubeus Hagrid is a fictional character in the Harry Potter book series written द्वारा J. K. Rowling. Hagrid is introduced in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone as a half-giant and half man who is the gamekeeper and Keeper of Keys and Grounds of Hogwarts, the primary setting for the first six novels. In the third novel Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Hagrid is promoted to Care of Magical Creatures teacher, and later becomes a member of the Order of the Phoenix.

Hagrid was among the characters that Rowling says she created "the very first day". She has explained the स्रोत of his...
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posted by Hermione-Fan361
Year 3
I'll be switching between POV's like last time.

Scorpius POV

     I waved to Hagrid, who was lugging in a GIANT क्रिस्मस पेड़ for The Great Hall. "Ello, Scorpius." he grunted, his hands much too occupied to wave back. "Have आप seen Rose, Hagrid?" I asked. I had been searching for her most of the day, as I wanted to say bye to her before she left for home. "Not today... आप migh' wanna check th' mistletoe bunches. She migh' o' gotten stuck under one." he replied, lumbering off with the gargantuan tree. The mistletoe bunches! Why hadn't I thought of that? The bunches are एनचांटेड so...
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