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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.
1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, आप got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than आप look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for आप now!!" *Prepare yourself द्वारा getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did आप say something?"
5. "Why do आप have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*
7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl ! हे honey, come listen to this guy talk!"
8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank आप for saying thank you!'
9. "Are आप a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"
10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's...and while you're there, maybe आप could have them do something about your nose."
11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.
1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, आप got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than आप look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for आप now!!" *Prepare yourself द्वारा getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did आप say something?"
5. "Why do आप have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*
7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl ! हे honey, come listen to this guy talk!"
8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank आप for saying thank you!'
9. "Are आप a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"
10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's...and while you're there, maybe आप could have them do something about your nose."
11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"
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ginny लोल meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
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ginny आप took the words right out of my mouth
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am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter प्रशंसक tell me want u think द्वारा the why its is post to be funny happy brith दिन 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b दिन harry
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl लोल
harry huh? लोल wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what लोल and waz means
ginny लोल meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron लोल meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny आप took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
harry has now logged out
ginny has nowlodgedd out
ron now has logged out
luke nope iGuesss not
luke has now logged out
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am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter प्रशंसक tell me want u think द्वारा the why its is post to be funny happy brith दिन 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b दिन harry
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Three little पुस्तकें that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With झाड़ू that fly and a बरसती, लबादा that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his साल
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For the प्रेमी of कल्पना that sounds like heaven!
If आप haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, आप really ought 'ter!
About those great पुस्तकें द्वारा J. K. Rowling
Three little पुस्तकें that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With झाड़ू that fly and a बरसती, लबादा that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his साल
But it's और than one साल - it's going to be Seven!
For the प्रेमी of कल्पना that sounds like heaven!
If आप haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, आप really ought 'ter!