(Mercedes turned back towards the Troubletones and had a different discussion.)
Mercedes: Ladies, we're gonna get those guys. We're becoming stronger द्वारा the minute, and they're going to get a surprise so unexpecting that they won't see it coming.
Brittany (feeling guilty): I feel as if I should resign.
(The Troubletones all turn towards Brittany, who has her head sunken down.)
Cheerio #1: Why, Brittany?
Santana: Yeah, Brits. We want आप to stay...well, Sugar doesn't.
Sugar: What? I was the big तारा, स्टार of this Troubletones group before the three of आप came here. Besides, although I was eliminated on 'The X Factor', Simon still thought that my voice was awesome and amazing.
(Silence.)
Cheerio #2: Then why do आप sound like a toddler being choked to death?
(The girls start to laugh.)
Santana (chuckling): Good one.
Brittany: I feel that I'm not being a good hostess for Rory. I've gotta admit that I was being a कुतिया, मतलबी towards him, especially when we had that argument about his Irish accent या whatever it is. I could've sworn the Shamrock shakes he gets from McDonald's powers him up every 2 months and makes him sound like Frank Sinatra.
(Silence.)
Mercedes: Okay.
Santana: Brittany, don't आप wanna be a तारा, स्टार like the rest of us?
Mercedes: Excluding Sugar.
Sugar: Hey!
Brittany: I want to be a star, but I feel that all of this insulting is wrong. I mean, I'm supposed to set an example for all my प्रशंसकों for the presidential election. I don't want to admit to my प्रशंसकों that I'm a mean girl.
Mercedes: What do आप mean? आप told everyone that आप deserved all the solos in ग्ली club, and that your voice is better than Rachel Berry's...which it kinda is.
Brittany: Sorry. This is a decision I want and have to make. I'm not sure how Rory's parents are in Ireland. But they'll use their magical powers to punish me.
Santana (scoffs): First of all, nothing about Rory--not even his family--is magical. Second, I need आप to be with me! Don't आप realize that the school is against me?
Brittany: Well, that's what आप get. You're always getting on someone in ग्ली club, and trying to say stuff about him. I don't know, Santana. I think we're gonna have to take a break for a while.
(Brittany walked out of the auditorium, leaving the Troubletones shocked. Santana folded her arms and felt let down. She couldn't even call to Brittany and get her to come back.)
Santana's Thoughts: Brittany, no...
Brittany's Thoughts: Bitch, I'm outta here.
(Rory and Finn were in the hallway, looking through Victoria's Secret catalogs. They smiled at all of the naked pictures of women inside. Then they saw Brittany walk towards them.)
Brittany: Hi, guys.
Finn: What do आप want?
Rory: Brittany, why are आप here? I thought आप hated me.
Brittany: Only because आप took Musketeers candy, and used it as poop from Lord Tubbington's insides to fool me.
Rory's Thoughts: Fiddlesticks! How did she know?
Brittany: Anyway, I want to शामिल होइए the ग्ली club again, and I need आप to help me.
Finn: Wait...didn't आप just शामिल होइए the Troubletones?
Brittany: I was wrong. As much as I want to be with Santana and have our romantic moments, she's becoming a totally different person. She tormented you, Rory. I was supposed to be your friend and guide through the school, but instead, I went against you. आप may not be a leprechaun, but you're awesome...even though आप really have a confusing language.
Rory (chuckling, Irish accent): Well, I can help you.
Brittany (smiling): Okay.
Finn (smiling): That's great, Brittany. We'd be glad to have आप back.
Brittany: Thank आप so much, guys.
(Finn, Brittany, and Rory walked in the choir room with the other New Directions members. Will was sitting at the piano, looking over the संगीत sheets.)
Will: हे guys. Why is Brittany here?
Finn: She wants to शामिल होइए New Directions again.
Brittany: I realized what I did, and I was wrong. I should treat my fellow New Directions members like my own family. Well, like treasure from the Carribean फिल्में and all that stuff.
Will (claps): Well, guys, let's welcome Brittany back to the club.
(Everyone in the room starts to applaud. Rachel stands up in her seat.)
Rachel: Well, Brittany, welcome back to ग्ली club, but now we have one too many for Sectionals.
Will: We'll work everything out later, Rachel.
Brittany: I almost thought that she wanted me out again. Rachel, that gets on my nerves, आप know that?
(Just then, Becky walks in the room.)
Becky: Mr. Schuester, Coach Sylvester needs आप in her office right away.
Will's Thoughts: God, not again...
Well, there आप have it.
Here's the link for Chapter Seven!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Nine!!!
Mercedes: Ladies, we're gonna get those guys. We're becoming stronger द्वारा the minute, and they're going to get a surprise so unexpecting that they won't see it coming.
Brittany (feeling guilty): I feel as if I should resign.
(The Troubletones all turn towards Brittany, who has her head sunken down.)
Cheerio #1: Why, Brittany?
Santana: Yeah, Brits. We want आप to stay...well, Sugar doesn't.
Sugar: What? I was the big तारा, स्टार of this Troubletones group before the three of आप came here. Besides, although I was eliminated on 'The X Factor', Simon still thought that my voice was awesome and amazing.
(Silence.)
Cheerio #2: Then why do आप sound like a toddler being choked to death?
(The girls start to laugh.)
Santana (chuckling): Good one.
Brittany: I feel that I'm not being a good hostess for Rory. I've gotta admit that I was being a कुतिया, मतलबी towards him, especially when we had that argument about his Irish accent या whatever it is. I could've sworn the Shamrock shakes he gets from McDonald's powers him up every 2 months and makes him sound like Frank Sinatra.
(Silence.)
Mercedes: Okay.
Santana: Brittany, don't आप wanna be a तारा, स्टार like the rest of us?
Mercedes: Excluding Sugar.
Sugar: Hey!
Brittany: I want to be a star, but I feel that all of this insulting is wrong. I mean, I'm supposed to set an example for all my प्रशंसकों for the presidential election. I don't want to admit to my प्रशंसकों that I'm a mean girl.
Mercedes: What do आप mean? आप told everyone that आप deserved all the solos in ग्ली club, and that your voice is better than Rachel Berry's...which it kinda is.
Brittany: Sorry. This is a decision I want and have to make. I'm not sure how Rory's parents are in Ireland. But they'll use their magical powers to punish me.
Santana (scoffs): First of all, nothing about Rory--not even his family--is magical. Second, I need आप to be with me! Don't आप realize that the school is against me?
Brittany: Well, that's what आप get. You're always getting on someone in ग्ली club, and trying to say stuff about him. I don't know, Santana. I think we're gonna have to take a break for a while.
(Brittany walked out of the auditorium, leaving the Troubletones shocked. Santana folded her arms and felt let down. She couldn't even call to Brittany and get her to come back.)
Santana's Thoughts: Brittany, no...
Brittany's Thoughts: Bitch, I'm outta here.
(Rory and Finn were in the hallway, looking through Victoria's Secret catalogs. They smiled at all of the naked pictures of women inside. Then they saw Brittany walk towards them.)
Brittany: Hi, guys.
Finn: What do आप want?
Rory: Brittany, why are आप here? I thought आप hated me.
Brittany: Only because आप took Musketeers candy, and used it as poop from Lord Tubbington's insides to fool me.
Rory's Thoughts: Fiddlesticks! How did she know?
Brittany: Anyway, I want to शामिल होइए the ग्ली club again, and I need आप to help me.
Finn: Wait...didn't आप just शामिल होइए the Troubletones?
Brittany: I was wrong. As much as I want to be with Santana and have our romantic moments, she's becoming a totally different person. She tormented you, Rory. I was supposed to be your friend and guide through the school, but instead, I went against you. आप may not be a leprechaun, but you're awesome...even though आप really have a confusing language.
Rory (chuckling, Irish accent): Well, I can help you.
Brittany (smiling): Okay.
Finn (smiling): That's great, Brittany. We'd be glad to have आप back.
Brittany: Thank आप so much, guys.
(Finn, Brittany, and Rory walked in the choir room with the other New Directions members. Will was sitting at the piano, looking over the संगीत sheets.)
Will: हे guys. Why is Brittany here?
Finn: She wants to शामिल होइए New Directions again.
Brittany: I realized what I did, and I was wrong. I should treat my fellow New Directions members like my own family. Well, like treasure from the Carribean फिल्में and all that stuff.
Will (claps): Well, guys, let's welcome Brittany back to the club.
(Everyone in the room starts to applaud. Rachel stands up in her seat.)
Rachel: Well, Brittany, welcome back to ग्ली club, but now we have one too many for Sectionals.
Will: We'll work everything out later, Rachel.
Brittany: I almost thought that she wanted me out again. Rachel, that gets on my nerves, आप know that?
(Just then, Becky walks in the room.)
Becky: Mr. Schuester, Coach Sylvester needs आप in her office right away.
Will's Thoughts: God, not again...
Well, there आप have it.
Here's the link for Chapter Seven!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Nine!!!