What It's Like Being the Only Person Who's Missing Out on 'Game of Thrones' 

What It's Like Being the Only Person Who's Missing Out on 'Game of Thrones'

By now everyone and their mom, and their mother\'s mother\'s mama have watched and become downright obsessed with the HBO drama 

. Everyone except for, well, me. Since the fantasy drama\'s premiere back in 2011, I have failed to watch a single episode. I tried... I kept falling asleep. Am I alone in my failures? Am I truly the only person on the entire planet who has no clue what White Walkers are and why winter\'s fast approach should impact my lonely existence? The short answer, yes.

Alas, after five seasons of being out of the loop, I still can\'t shoot the breeze about things like The Wall and Jon Snow\'s ass and dragon people and swords and shit. Sigh. Maybe one day. For now, here are all the emotional stages I\'ve experienced while being the only person in the room who has never, ever hopped on the

has won tons of accolades and made the world go crazy for characters who use inconsistent British accents, right? I\'m not opposed to period piece-y dramas (this

a period piece-y drama, correct?), so I should try this. I want to belong. 

OMG, a new season is quickly approaching and I still have no freaking clue what a drogon is. Is it drogon? I thought it was drogo? It\'s drogo, right? FML. 

3. Courage: I will dedicate precious time and energy to binge through five seasons of

I can. I will do it because I like that bad-ass chick with the dragon eggs. 

4. Procrastination: Dammit, these episodes are so long. And there is just sooo much good guilty pleasure TV on right now. 

5. Sadness: After weeks of procrastination, I have failed. And now I will never be able to talk 

reboot is inevitably in the works like 10 years from now. It\'s all good, right? Wrong...

fans hath made me feel like a useless, terrible person. The shame is on YOU. 

Why are you doing this to me?! Get out of here with your super nerdy

toys and swag. I cast thee all out to the darkness (whiteness?) of that creepy forest in 

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