Well it's been fun , before it's over entirely some funny business:
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Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red पार करना, क्रॉस in support of the England team. It's called the Laughing Stock

All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 मिनटों was far too explict for ITV

So an angry प्रशंसक managed to get into the England changing room after last nights game. Apparently Robert Green tried to grab the man but missed.

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa...