Episode 1

*Chicago, Illinois*

Sideswipe: *Driving with Lucy* I like Chicago!

Lucy: *Smiles* Sideswipe...about yesterday...do आप actually प्यार me?

Sideswipe: Yeah.

Blowpipe: *Driving अगला to Sideswipe* Lucy and Sideswipe sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G!

Sideswipe: Will आप please shut your face Blowpipe?

Blowpipe: First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the अचार carriage!

Spinster: *Fires at Blowpipe*

Blowpipe: GAH! *Fires back*

Spinster: *Fires a मिसाइल at Blowpipe*

Blowpipe: *Blows in a bunch of little pieces*

Sideswipe: BLOWPIPE!

Spinster: *Prepares to आग at Sideswipe*

*Suddenly,...