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TREVOR PHILLIPS:

"Oh, I LIKE IT denial! That's the first part of the grieving process. Now let's all hold hands"

"Next time don't get in my fuckin face!"

"I'm your fuckin nightmare!"

"This, is, the fuck, my friend"

"I'll rip your fuckin throat open, and stuff a turd down the hole!"

"What's your poblem eh? Why aren't आप scared of me!?"

"Step wait up! Step wait up!"

"Annnd, back to normal. Whatever that is"

"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. या both"

"Grrr. I'll दिखाना आप a fuckin mind fuck!"

"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"...
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As much as I प्यार grand 5.
It can never compare to GTA 4.

Partially because.
Number 5 isn't very serious.
It's much और comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is actually a pretty "deep" game when आप think about it.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, आप have the choice of killing him या letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better....
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, आप protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my प्रिय cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my प्रिय cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. आप know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: आप do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh....
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the only one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked द्वारा me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no और than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool.
But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer सवालों such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can आप get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are शिशु ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in प्यार with your dog?
"... आप need help"...
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill आप later in a बिना सोचे समझे encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If आप do the excutution हटाइए on him, Niko will feel regret, and tell the dead Clearence "I'm sorry"


2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill प्लेबाय instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel और guilty.
But.
If आप DO kill him, it's one of the sadder exceptions.
Forge truly thought of आप as a friend, and is heartbroken द्वारा this. But still accepts his fate with dignity.
And Niko shoots Dwayne in the back of the head while turned away, killing him with visible regret.
#1: SAW 1:
Saw 3 is the gross one.
Saw 1 is my प्रिय it's very UN-gory.
And it's और about the plot. Witch, if आप ask me, is very unique one..


#2: ACT OF VALOR:
This movie isn't दिया enough credit.
Sure the plot sucks.
But we don't watch the die hard series, for anymore और than the epic battles. And this is no different.
So who cares how weak the ploys is.
Nobody watches for it anyway..
I mean.
I have nothing but respect, for soldiers.
But if I wanted to take the battles और seriously. I'd watch a history channel documentary, या something..


#3: FREDDY VS JASON:
Same deal.
The plot sucks, and so do every actor but नीलकंठ, जय, जे and Krueger.
But.
We don't care about anyone else anyway.
So.
Why should people consider it an issue..


#4: METALLICA: THOUGH THE NEVER:
(no comment)


#5: INDIANA JONES/KINDOM OF THE SKULL:
Say what आप want.
I LIKED this one.
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Janam janam janam saath chalna yunhi
Kasam tumhe kasam aake milna yahin
Ek jaan hai bhale do badan ho judaa
Meri hoke hamesha hi rehna
Kabhi na kehna alvida

Stay with me like this in every birth
Swear, आप swear come and meet me like this
We're one although we are two separated bodies
Be mine always
Never say good bye

Meri subah ho tumhi
Aur tumhi shaam ho
Tum dard ho tum hi aaraam ho
Meri duaaon se aati hai bas ye sadaa
Meri hoke hamesha hi rehna
Kabhi na kehna alvida

Only आप are my morning
And only आप are evening
You are pain and only आप are rest
I always worship that
You be mine always
Never say good bye

Aha...
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Movie: Khamoshiyan
Music: Jeet Gannguli
Lyrics: Rashmi Singh
Singer: Arijit Singh

Khamoshiyaan aawaaz hain
Tum sun-ne to aao kabhi
Chhookar tumhe khil jaayengi
Ghar inko bulaao kabhi
Beqaraar hain baat karne ko
Kehne do inko zaraa..

Silences are sounds,
Sometime, come to listen..
They'll blossom द्वारा just touching you,
Sometime call them home.
They're restless to talk to you,
Let them speak..

Khamoshiyan.. teri meri khamoshiyaan
Khamoshiyan.. lipti hui khamoshiyaan

Silences, yours and mine,
Silences, wrapped around us, silences..

Kya us gali mein kabhi tera jaana hua
Jahaan se zamaane ko guzre zamaana hua
Mera samay...
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I redid BEST OF SPOOF BILLY: (contains swearing)

SCENE 1:

Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.

Johnny: I- I don't know man.. आप a bit of a dick to me.

Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.

Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All आप EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!

Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on आप for being a Jew?

[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!

{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!

[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!

[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at...
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Well. Here I go..

My real name is Connor. witch is a Irish name, appearently meaning strong willing and wise. I am a Irish Canadian city boy from Ottawa Ontario. I have autism witch includes ADHD, ADD, and SOD. My family and I have been almost all the way around the world, I have a few pictures from Africa on the old club for myself. My main pride in life is writing. It's why I joined Fanfiction.net in 2011. And well. Fanpop. I never would of discovered that without Fanfiction. Same with MLP but that's anouther story. And no, I'm not OBSESSED with it, just 'like' it. My प्रिय foods?. Oh...
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VAAS MONTENGRO:

#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, आप want to run? Huh? आप want to run, आप want to disrespect me? आप want to fuck with me? I mean, आप come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and आप want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give आप thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat आप up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks...
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