Hans is a Mastermind 

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I love how so many of us characterize Hans as being this calculating mastermind when he was legit winging it the entire film

Hans: Aw yeah, ran into the princess, shit this is gonna be easier than I thought. Time to use her to get to Queen Els...yeah, that's not gonna work, okay, woo Anna instead no biggie they're like practically the same

Hans: YOU WANT ME TO EAT KRUMKAKE I'LL EAT LIKE FIFTY SOCK SLIDING YOU GOT IT SANDWICHES YEP SURE ANYTHING YOU SAY ANNA

Hans: good thing she accepted my proposal that would have been one hell of an awkward silence

Hans: Wait, what, no Anna you can't go after the crazy ice queen, you're my MEAL TICKET DON'T GO...wait you're leaving me in charge? never mind PEACE OUT ANNA I PACKED YOU A SANDWICH

Hans: Anna's horse just came back ALONE fuck I still need to marry her uhmmmmm WHO'S GONNA HELP ME FIND MY MEAL TICKET I mean fiancee

Hans: swords work on snow right I fucking hope so

Hans: HOW AM I GONNA TAKE OUT ELSA WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING

Hans: good thing crossbow dude was here, I knew you had my back, man

Hans: Heyyyyyyy Elsa, you wanna stop the winter...? No? Shit okay hold on let me think of something you just stay here okay definitely don't try to escape

Hans: "Anna is...dead." ...man I sure hope Anna's dead

posted 12:17 am on Thursday, February 13, 2014 with 7,619 notes

tags » #he's literally so careless for most of the movie now that I think about it #hans #prince hans #frozen #no grammar and no foresight they didn't teach you a goddamn thing in the southern isles did they Hans?

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