There has been some confusion on what it takes to be a princess. Many people are saying that मूलन shouldn't be an official princess, because she's just ordinary and even though Shang has some nice abbs, he is not a prince.
So I decided to write this लेख to tell आप the exact requirements for a Disney heroine
to become a Princess. I'm not that लोकप्रिय on here and it's not really my place to tell people whats what, but I'm going to do it anyway. If आप disagree, disagree nicely. Requirement #1:You must be human
This one is pretty obvious. Take Nala for example;she is a princess. She married Simba, a king. But she's a lion. & how stupid would a lion look, standing अगला to a smiling Snow White? Yeah. That's what I thought. This also explains why टिंकर बेल isn't flapping her wings on the banner.
Requirement #2:Your film must be a musical
Sorry Tink. Thanks for taking it well, Nala.
No, आप don't have to sing every five seconds, but you've got to have some songs! This is why Kida is not a Princess, and why मूलन was put in the lineup. Every Princess film has at least one song.
Requirement #3:You have to sing in your film
I know, shocking, isn't it?
Woah there Jane. Did आप think just because आप have some amazing songs in Tarzan
आप would be added up? Don't think so. आप also have to sing. Not a complete solo, remember, Belle and चमेली don't have one(unless आप can count Belle reprise as a solo). आप just have to sing. So this explains Jane, and probably other heroines and I can't remember right now.
Requirement #4:You have to be good all through the movie
Just because I don't sing? Yes, just because Jane.
No princess ever started out "bad" then turned "good". This is why Meg from Hercules
wasn't added. She was helping Hades in the beginning, so technically, she could be considered a villain. This isn't, obviously, a good role model and Princesses are supposed to be, so she wasn't put अगला to the princesses. I still प्यार her though. I'd like to give credit to Swanpride
for giving me this idea.
Requirement #5:You're old enough to किस someone
Wow, okay, I guess Meg doesn't give a ____. आप go Meg.
I didn't know how exactly to word this. I think Pocahontas is in like her twenty's, and Snow White is thirteen, so I couldn't say आप have to be a teenager. आप just have to be old enough for your प्यार to be believable. This is why Wendy from Peter Pan
and Alice from Alice in Wonderland
are not added to the lineup.
Wendy, I know right? Crazy. No need to be so mad, Alice.
Do आप think these are pretty good requirements? If आप have another आप think is really important, please comment, I will add it if I feel like I missed it and it's a good one. Thanks for reading!