Okay. Finally time to write this thing now I've decided on a definite order. डिज़्नी Princess Couples... The very backbone of the डिज़्नी Princess franchise, bar Mulan. Of course, this सूची won't be biased in any way and I won't be basing how low I place a couple on how much I hate the characters in them(!) Hmm, yeah right. Because after all, how are आप supposed to enjoy a couple if the characters make आप want to puke? I don't care if they have chemistry या a beautiful duet... It just ain't fucking happening.

आप should know द्वारा now that this is going to be one big piss take full of swearing and other such vulgar language. Complain, and you'll just be ignored. या I'll e-shout at you. And you'll look stupid. Jus' sayin'.











9) Belleast

This, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I hate Belle.
Who am I kidding? This couple is just grotesque to behold. As if Belle isn't puke-worthy enough, she decided to rub some of her awful personality all over what was a good character and make the whole film unbearable. Beast is amazing when he's a stubborn angry beastial dick. Then it's all "oh, I shall sip my चाय nicely and be refined" and the whole film just goes to shit. What? No! Either keep him a dick या don't make him a dick at all. The only good part of the Belleast relationship is Beast's complete failure at being refined, for it makes me lol. This is why I reeeeeally prefer the sequels. Because EC is just a bunch of "My name is Forte. I'm the ugliest organ आप ever saw and human me is just WOAH. It's horrible, but when it's gone आप long for more. Also, I'm voiced द्वारा Tim करी and I sing. I'm awesome! Anyway, my 'best friend' is the Beast but he's not really my best friend and I make him miserable so he'll be too sad to go 'Ew Forte, this piece is fucking DEPRESSING' all the time so I'm using an irritating piccolo to break him and Belle up. I'll fail, but you'll enjoy watching it." Beast is so लोल in that film. He falls on the ice and he's like "I fell on my... THE ICE." He's लोल in Belle's Magical World as well which I fucking प्यार no matter what anyone says because most of it is just like "Belle? Is that a character in this film?" because there's this one bit where Belle is पढ़ना to him and he's eating these things in a bowl and being really loud and she's like "OMG, STOP EATING!" and he's like "BUT THEY'RE MY FAVWUT! *spits crumbs everywhere*"
...Anyway, I really hate Belleast. Belle ruined a perfectly good character with her horrifyingly perfect perfectness. Damn that bookworm! *fist shake*






8) Snow Prince

Ok, back to being cliche again. I just don't like the way this couple plays out. They might be sweet together या whatever but I don't really give a shit. I'm not into romance या any of that crud. Which makes this whole lineup lolage in itself, but y'know.
It starts off with a guy in lipstick jumping into Snow's garden and being like "BUT I ONLY WANTED TO SING TO YOU!" and then blasting everyone's already distraught eardrums. Somehow, they fall in प्यार for no reason (this is starting to sound like one of my crossovers...) and Snow is like killed द्वारा her step mother because obviously if your father marries again then he just HAS to marry an evil child-hating homicidal कुतिया, मतलबी for no reasoning आप can decipher other than the sex is probably rather good. So he goes all necrophilliac on her arse and tries to have his way with her dead corpse... But she wakes up. He's so shit scared that he starts smiling and kidnaps her, obviously so that he can kill her again at घर and do whatever it was he was getting at before she suddenly went all "I AM RESURRECTED. HEAR ME ROAR!"... या something like that. He might actually प्यार her and want to make her his bride and was चुंबन her in the hope that it helps him to relieve his pain या some shit similar to that but it wasn't what I saw.






7) Charmerella

This is a very shallow and quick relationship but I don't really care. As unattractive as I find Charming (and how much of a dick he is) I like how they go together and stuff.
I hate that So This Is प्यार song (cue a bunch of "OH WHAT? I LURVE THAT SONG!") and I don't really like their dancing either and I don't really like their marriage or... Well, ok, so this is a big सूची of "I don't like" but I'm going to throw the sequel in here. I FUCKING प्यार THEM IN सिंडरेला 3. Charming got weirdly cute and Cinders is so badass... They just fit. I प्यार the way Charming actually seems to *care* about the girl he danced with at the ball rather than having that "Oh Dukey, go fetch me that rather pretty wench that pleased me at the ball for I'm all up for a bit of a jolly time with her again!" attitude. However, the original will always drag them down.







6) Philrora

A lot of people like this couple... I'm not that keen. Aurora is very boring to me, as is Phillip, and the whole romance is just one big yawn. As impressive as that song and dance routine should have been, it was about as boring as the film. I like how Phillip is so determined to be with her but... Eh, just no. They really don't hit it for me.






5) Alasmine

I like this couple. ("At last!" thinks everyone)
I प्यार अलादीन and चमेली individually and I think they make a beautiful couple... But.
Yes, there's a but. A Whole New World... Just no. That song is so overrated. It makes अलादीन sound like Justin Beiber *shudder*, who is just grotesque before I get any wise cracks about that. As if I'm sinking to using their duet as a valid reason for not liking them as much. Ha.
The thing is, I do like them... I just like the others more.






4) Eriel

Even though they're a very shallow couple, I प्यार them. I प्यार how they fit together and Ariel's all awkward and Eric's all "LOL YOU'RE FUNNY!".
Plus, I just adore how eager Ariel is and how much it freaks Eric out, even though he thinks she's hot and that's the only real reason he took pity on her. But of course, being hot has nothing on being able to sing.
I प्यार following their story and the किस The Girl scene, no matter how romantic it is. To be blunt, they just make me lol. If I had to choose a DP couple my dA fanfic's couple was most similar to, I'd definitely say Eriel. I प्यार a couple that isn't just about प्यार या feeling but about being with someone आप enjoy being with... Someone that makes आप laugh, makes आप happy when you're sad and always brings a smile to your face.






3) Shulan

SHOCKHORROR, SHULAN ARE THIS HIGH?!
Well running off from what I just said, these two aren't romantic. Heck, it's pretty much their first तारीख, दिनांक at the end of the original. I'm including the sequel again because I just प्यार me some sequel and I adore how sweet and friendly they are together. They're much और of a "SHANG, आप MAKE ME LOL!" and a "MULAN, YOU'RE SUCH A CLUTZ LOL!" couple than a "The sun only rises in my life if your face is shining within it या some equally gross bullshit like that" couple.
It just helps that I adore मूलन and Shang as characters and when they come together... I wouldn't say I प्यार them more, but I still प्यार it.






2) Pocajohntas

Now to be a big hypocrite and place the most romantic DP couple at 2nd in my list.
This is just because they're hot, to be blunt. Smithy is hot, Poca is hot, their passion is hot. They don't just have a little peck या cuddle. They grapple each other and make out and get all touchy-feely. This probably has something to do with the fact that in Smithy's eyes Poca is practically naked and she's sexy as hell anyway which is one fiery combination. It's basically the equivalent of, say, Megan लोमड़ी, फॉक्स in a stringy bikini walking up to a guy that hasn't seen a woman in months and falling passionately in प्यार with him to the point he wouldn't believe.
The only thing I don't like about them is the sequel. Which I rewatched today. Now, I like that film. I really do. BUT THE ENDING. OH GOOD LORD, IT'S HORRIBLE TO WATCH. I was close to tears when she's like "Our paths crossed once. I must leave you." and Smithy's face is like someone just slaughtered a कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला in front of him. WHAT THE FUCK, POCA? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? WHYYYY? This really pissed my Grandma off. She was like "why do आप watch it if आप don't like it?" and I was like "because I like the film but the ending really sucks, gaduh." and even my Grandma was like "WAIT, SHE TURNED DOWN HIM? FOR HIM? What is this, EastEnders? This reminds me awfully of Libby and Darren." and I was like "LOL why?" and she was like "Well, she was with a sweet guy who loved her and she still loves him... He makes one mistake. Well, in this case, faking his death to escape hanging for treason... AND SHE LEAVES HIM FOR THE MOST IRRITATING DICK SHE CAN FIND? When's Pocahontas 3 so Rolfe can ruin her life द्वारा selling exam results for sex?" I lol'd so hard.
...I like to get off topic, huh? Anyway, even Pocajohntas can't be the two and only...






1) Tianaveen

Oh look, it's the biggest surprise of the century!
LOL, not really. I fucking प्यार Naveen and I प्यार Tiana... I queued for an घंटा to meet them at Disneyland Paris, that's how much I प्यार them. Naveen with a French accent is sexy beyond belief. He कहा achidanza to me. Ahhhh! :'D
Anyway, yes. This is how a "OMG I HATE YOU!" to "OMG I प्यार YOU!" relationship should go, Disney. Change the faulty character, but don't ruin them in the process. Naveen might not be a woman-hungry slob anymore but he's still hot, got a sexy voice and is totally amazing in every way, shape and form.
The main thing I प्यार about them is how they act together. When Naveen holds that रात का खाना and he's so clumsy and cute... I almost died of awwwness. That was so sweet and amazing! And when he realises that he can't be with her and he tries to give her the one thing she desires most in the world because she's his Evangeline. OMGAWWWW. AND WHEN SHE REALISES THAT IT'S NOT WHAT SHE WANTS WITHOUT HIM. OMGTRIPLEAWWWW.
This is of the only things ever that is just the right level of cuteness to make me go "awww" and not "ewwww". That's why I fucking प्यार them together.











That's your lot. Be gone.

*waits for Lullaby to arrive saying "I प्यार how everyone uses my couple names :3"*

Here's some और Tianaveen to make आप happy: