1. आप have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. आप have him as your lock screen and घर screen.
3. आप go to Google, click तस्वीरें and type "Bowieporn" in the खोजिए box.
4. आप imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. आप really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. आप can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs आप know how to play on the गिटार are Bowie songs.
8. आप dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. आप ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy प्यार scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend आप make...
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