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posted by RobynPotter
{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be पोस्टेड here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...
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 Credit: Very Demotivational
Credit: Very Demotivational
I felt a compelling need to write this लेख because recently I have found myself और constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much और awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give आप all the evidence आप will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight प्रशंसक trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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I'll never be an ईमो vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the वैंपायर of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me या canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human आप just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's प्रिय cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are आप doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of प्रिय books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are आप destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
Rightio, it's been a while since I wrote an लेख and my best friend recently told me something that shocked me beyond belief.

She was walking through our local town centre in a 'Team Jacob' t-shirt, and a बिना सोचे समझे girl she didn't even know just walked up to her, punched her and called her numerous swear words just because her कमीज, शर्ट didn't say 'Team Edward'.

This really opened my eyes to how violent Twilight series 'fans' can be. It's not acceptable to पंच someone in the face if they've done something, let alone because they have a different opinion on something.

Since then she's been to scared...
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posted by Dearheart
Bwahahaha! Welcome, little people! *cues scary pipe organ music* Yes, the C.A.T.’s out of the bag. It’s true. There are people in existence who do NOT worship the ground the Stephenie Meyer walks on. But before all आप Twi-hards get mad about it and रिपोर्ट us, let me tell आप what this spot is NOT. Twi-haters, this applies to आप as well, so listen up.

This is not an anti spot. (Read that sentence twice, please.)

We are not here to bash Stephenie Meyer या her fans, nor are we here to hate Twilight for the sake of hating it. That’s just as stupid (if not और so) as obsessing over Twilight...
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