Onna: am I beautiful?
Victim: yes?
Onna: am I now? *takes off mouth cover*
Victim: no?
*screaming*
Onna: a very honest man...
Henry: I see that आप are still trying to find "the one"
Onna: many men say I'm not beautiful... do आप think I'm not beautiful?
Henry: is that a trick question?
Onna: *humph* why are आप here?
Henry: we would like आप to rejoin...
Onna: why do आप want me to rejoin?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Onna: do आप have tickets out of Japan?
Henry: yes mam
Onna: I'll get my scarf...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Victim: yes?
Onna: am I now? *takes off mouth cover*
Victim: no?
*screaming*
Onna: a very honest man...
Henry: I see that आप are still trying to find "the one"
Onna: many men say I'm not beautiful... do आप think I'm not beautiful?
Henry: is that a trick question?
Onna: *humph* why are आप here?
Henry: we would like आप to rejoin...
Onna: why do आप want me to rejoin?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Onna: do आप have tickets out of Japan?
Henry: yes mam
Onna: I'll get my scarf...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile in the underworld*
Zalgo: for fu*ks sake where is Clockwork and Zippers!
Lisa: sir!
Zalgo: what is it Lisa?
Lisa: Clockwork was captured...
Zalgo: WHAT!?
Lisa: and RED was killed द्वारा Jane
Zalgo: DOUBLE WHAT!?
Lisa: so what should we do about this?
Zalgo: send Pyris and Shadowlurker to get Zippers and Send Targeter to find Clockwork!
Lisa: yes sir! *walks out*
Zalgo: Dominic!
Dominic: yes my lord?
Zalgo: gather as many troops आप want and pay cRYPT a visit...
Dominic: yes sir!
Zalgo: for fu*ks sake where is Clockwork and Zippers!
Lisa: sir!
Zalgo: what is it Lisa?
Lisa: Clockwork was captured...
Zalgo: WHAT!?
Lisa: and RED was killed द्वारा Jane
Zalgo: DOUBLE WHAT!?
Lisa: so what should we do about this?
Zalgo: send Pyris and Shadowlurker to get Zippers and Send Targeter to find Clockwork!
Lisa: yes sir! *walks out*
Zalgo: Dominic!
Dominic: yes my lord?
Zalgo: gather as many troops आप want and pay cRYPT a visit...
Dominic: yes sir!
Observer: आप have disobeyed me for the last time!
Firebrand: I helped आप burn down the house so YOUR FUC*ING WELCOME, IM OUT *teleports*
Rake: should I go after him?
Observer: no... he Is no threat
Firebrand: I must go find Slender...
Henry: not so fast "Rouge God"
Firebrand: who the hell are you? *creates आग ball*
Henry: my name is Henry, and I'm here to tell आप working with Slender is a bad idea
Firebrand: how so?
Henry:he wants to GET Zalgo, आप want to KILL Zalgo, and we do also
Firebrand: I'm listening...
Henry: we would प्यार for आप to be apart of our organization
Firebrand: I have nowhere else to go... LETS SET आग TO HELL!
Henry: welcome to the society
Society of Killers
Firebrand: I helped आप burn down the house so YOUR FUC*ING WELCOME, IM OUT *teleports*
Rake: should I go after him?
Observer: no... he Is no threat
Firebrand: I must go find Slender...
Henry: not so fast "Rouge God"
Firebrand: who the hell are you? *creates आग ball*
Henry: my name is Henry, and I'm here to tell आप working with Slender is a bad idea
Firebrand: how so?
Henry:he wants to GET Zalgo, आप want to KILL Zalgo, and we do also
Firebrand: I'm listening...
Henry: we would प्यार for आप to be apart of our organization
Firebrand: I have nowhere else to go... LETS SET आग TO HELL!
Henry: welcome to the society
Society of Killers
* alarm clock goes off*
???: dang it! i'm going to be late again!
*10 minuets later*
???: alleyway short-cut activate!... god I watch to much power rangers...
*kai!?*
???: da faq? *hides*
Kai: oh come on Ryan! i'm just having some fun!
Ryan: Shut-up! he is near us...
Kai: Henry ooooOOO HENRY!
Ryan: would आप not goof of for one second?
Kai: nope
Ryan: -_-
Kai: :D
Ryan: I hate आप so much...
Kai: I know :D
Ryan: ...run... now
Kai: uh oh
Henry: i'm outa here *runs*
???: dang it! i'm going to be late again!
*10 minuets later*
???: alleyway short-cut activate!... god I watch to much power rangers...
*kai!?*
???: da faq? *hides*
Kai: oh come on Ryan! i'm just having some fun!
Ryan: Shut-up! he is near us...
Kai: Henry ooooOOO HENRY!
Ryan: would आप not goof of for one second?
Kai: nope
Ryan: -_-
Kai: :D
Ryan: I hate आप so much...
Kai: I know :D
Ryan: ...run... now
Kai: uh oh
Henry: i'm outa here *runs*
Slender: excuse me sir
Cashier: ... yep, mom is right about the internet
Slender: I would like to buy some food, my... *ahem* "sons" are hungry
*woosh*
Lucius: WHERES MY BURRITO, WHERES MY BURRITO!
*woosh*
Cashier: what would आप like sir?
Slender: three burgers, one hold the mayo. and some cheese sticks
Cashier: that will be 97$
Slender: WHAT!? BURGERS ARE THAT MUCH!?
Cashier: no, its the cheese sticks that make it that amount
Slender: that's outrageous!
Cashier: well if आप don't like our prices आप can put that cheese stick in your bum-bum!
Slender: ... what did आप say to me?
Cashier: आप can put the cheese in your bum...
Cashier: ... yep, mom is right about the internet
Slender: I would like to buy some food, my... *ahem* "sons" are hungry
*woosh*
Lucius: WHERES MY BURRITO, WHERES MY BURRITO!
*woosh*
Cashier: what would आप like sir?
Slender: three burgers, one hold the mayo. and some cheese sticks
Cashier: that will be 97$
Slender: WHAT!? BURGERS ARE THAT MUCH!?
Cashier: no, its the cheese sticks that make it that amount
Slender: that's outrageous!
Cashier: well if आप don't like our prices आप can put that cheese stick in your bum-bum!
Slender: ... what did आप say to me?
Cashier: आप can put the cheese in your bum...
*phone ringing*
49: yes?
Slender: we need आप and your फ्रेंड्स to help us
49: better than this dead end job, I'll be there soon
*beep*
49: ok Mr. Sonic, आप can not eat nor talk for 1 hour
Sonic.EXE: *shakes head*
49: do आप want the tooth
Sonic.EXE: !!!!!!!!!!!!
49: I take that as a no
Tails Doll: it would bring bad memories for him...
49: guys, we are going to Slenders!
96: *screeches*
49: shut-up! god how did I end up with these people!
Tails Doll: आप got hung over...
49: that explains it...
49: yes?
Slender: we need आप and your फ्रेंड्स to help us
49: better than this dead end job, I'll be there soon
*beep*
49: ok Mr. Sonic, आप can not eat nor talk for 1 hour
Sonic.EXE: *shakes head*
49: do आप want the tooth
Sonic.EXE: !!!!!!!!!!!!
49: I take that as a no
Tails Doll: it would bring bad memories for him...
49: guys, we are going to Slenders!
96: *screeches*
49: shut-up! god how did I end up with these people!
Tails Doll: आप got hung over...
49: that explains it...
*ding dong*
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: आप live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made आप do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: आप live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made आप do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.