01. Because she's never not had a boyfriend, and he's never not...had a one-nighter
02. Because she's talented in putting condoms on, and he could use the help
03. Because together, they could make Effy and Freddie jealous
04. Because Cookie doesn't have anyone, and Katie is pretty much alone also
05. Because They know vodka, spliffs, and arguing = the best sex
06. Because she likes rocks and c*cks. And Cook can offer at least one of those
07. Because Katie is all knowing, in all subject, just ask Cook.
08. Because Cooksus + Pope Meg = Relgious-sex-education
09. Because they can bond over their...