Some are reallly funny!

Some people wear सुपरमैन pajamas. सुपरमैन wears
Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris can set ants on आग with a
magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die...