Mother Earth has discovered a great object, कोको bean, God made some people smart enough to figure out how to make chocolate. Now all thanks the Mother Earth and God we have a great thing - CHOCOLATE. If anyone dosen't like chocolate, then, no offense, but thats a little problem. चॉकलेट प्रशंसकों will always strive to convince people to enjoy the majestic 'chocolate'. For we will gain और and और चॉकलेट प्रशंसकों every साल but will also lose alot...if आप know what I'm kinda trying to express.
KEEP CALM
AND
EAT CHOCOLATE
KEEP CALM
AND
EAT CHOCOLATE

Heart Shaped Banana Chocolate Mud Cake
There was no way I was going to say no, so I asked him what type of cake would they both like.
He told me they wanted a certain kind of चॉकलेट mud cake.
So I did my research to find a recipe to use as a guide and quickly discovered that no-one had ever made this recipe according to my गूगल search.
I knew immediately that I had to make it and be the first to have it on the internet.
Here it is for आप to try - link
Eating Chocolate
Chocolate,
The sought-after reprieve
From everyday monotony.
{Can I have some?}
The sight,
That first glimpse
Of the beautifully dark surface.
{It’s amazing.}
The touch,
The mind numbing smoothness
Like waves washing over a hard rock.
{It’s unbelievable.}
The sound,
The hard deep “SNAP!” of it breaking
So आप know it can be shared.
{But आप won’t.}
The smell,
That underlying कड़वा scent
And the heavy, masking, sweetness.
{Just take a bite.}
The anticipation,
The चॉकलेट is near
आप think, should I? Dare I?
{Please do, yes, eat it.}
The taste,
That milky, rich, sweet flavor
A tang of thick bitterness,
And then in a gooey gulp, it’s gone.
{Oh, it’s so good.}
The After-taste,
The sense subsides
आप मछली around with your tongue.
{It’s gone already?}
The return,
The चॉकलेट break is over
आप go back to work.
{It wasn’t even that good.}
Ha ha ha.
Chocolate,
The sought-after reprieve
From everyday monotony.
{Can I have some?}
The sight,
That first glimpse
Of the beautifully dark surface.
{It’s amazing.}
The touch,
The mind numbing smoothness
Like waves washing over a hard rock.
{It’s unbelievable.}
The sound,
The hard deep “SNAP!” of it breaking
So आप know it can be shared.
{But आप won’t.}
The smell,
That underlying कड़वा scent
And the heavy, masking, sweetness.
{Just take a bite.}
The anticipation,
The चॉकलेट is near
आप think, should I? Dare I?
{Please do, yes, eat it.}
The taste,
That milky, rich, sweet flavor
A tang of thick bitterness,
And then in a gooey gulp, it’s gone.
{Oh, it’s so good.}
The After-taste,
The sense subsides
आप मछली around with your tongue.
{It’s gone already?}
The return,
The चॉकलेट break is over
आप go back to work.
{It wasn’t even that good.}
Ha ha ha.

This WAS My Chocolate Bar
Me:
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!?!
╚╩╩╩╝
Someone: I dunno but....
╠╬╬╬╣ Who took half of her chocolate?!
╠╬╬╬╣
╚╩╩╩╝
Someone Else: I DID!!!!! >:D
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
Someone Else Else: I took some >:D ╩╝
Someone Else Else Else: I CONFESS I ATE SOME OF IT *BURP* I'M A चॉकलेट ADDICT SORRY!!! ╝
Me: Problem Solved :D

Ingredients
here are few bits of चॉकलेट
3 Musketeers
Aero
Big Turk
Bounty
Butterfinger
Cadbury Creme Egg
Caramilk
Charleston Chew
चेरी Blossom
Crunchie
Coffee Crisp
Nestlé Crunch
Crispy Crunch
Crunchie
Eatmore
Hershey Creamy दूध चॉकलेट
Jersey दूध
Junior Mints
Kit Kat
Malted दूध
Mars
Mirage
Mr. Big
M & M's
Oh Henry!
PEP
Reese's मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन Cup
Rolo
Skor
Smarties
Snickers
Spotted Dick
Sweet Marie
Turtles
Twix
The Nutty Professor Bar
Wunderbar
Zero bars
please tell me if u know anymore
3 Musketeers
Aero
Big Turk
Bounty
Butterfinger
Cadbury Creme Egg
Caramilk
Charleston Chew
चेरी Blossom
Crunchie
Coffee Crisp
Nestlé Crunch
Crispy Crunch
Crunchie
Eatmore
Hershey Creamy दूध चॉकलेट
Jersey दूध
Junior Mints
Kit Kat
Malted दूध
Mars
Mirage
Mr. Big
M & M's
Oh Henry!
PEP
Reese's मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन Cup
Rolo
Skor
Smarties
Snickers
Spotted Dick
Sweet Marie
Turtles
Twix
The Nutty Professor Bar
Wunderbar
Zero bars
please tell me if u know anymore