Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not probable

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French

Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch

Davy Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it

Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Jack Sparrow: Er, Mr. Gibbs...
Gibbs: Aye.
Jack Sparrow: I feel sullied and unusual.

Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason

Will Turner: If we can outrun her, we can take her. We should turn and fight.
Jack Sparrow: Why fight when you can negotiate?

Jack Sparrow: You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.

Davy Jones: Do you feel dead?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea

Jack Sparrow: [as he sees rock-like crabs] Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.

Captain Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, you have paid me a great insult.
Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me.

Jack Sparrow: [to Beckett] Who am I?
[Beckett, who doesn't answer, looks confused]
Jack Sparrow: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow

Barbossa: [Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow are both trying to give orders] What are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!
Jack Sparrow: [thinking] My ship, makes me captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand!
[They glare at him]
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.

[Giselle and Scarlett are fighting]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps Jack]
Jack Sparrow: [Scarlett slaps Jack]

^^ pretty much all of them plus

Savvy?

Why is the rum gone? and Why is the rum always gone?

Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly it's the honest ones you want to look out for, cuz you can never know when they're about to do something incredibly, stupid

Jack - I once sailed with a giezure who lost both his arms and part of his eye
Gibbs - What did you call him?
Jack -....Larry

Elizabeth, it would never have worked out between us, I'm sorry, Will...nice hat

Gentlemen, malady, you will always remember this as the day you almost caught, CAPTAIN. JACK. SPARROW!

My children, you will always remember this as the day you almost (gets hit by splash) Captain Jack, Sparrow

Barbossa - What ARE you doin?
Jack - What are you doing?
Barbossa - No what ARE you doin?
Jack - What are you doing?
Barbossa - No what ARE you doin?
Jack - What are you doing? The captain gives orders on this ship
Barbossa - The captain is givin orders!
Jack - My ship, makes me captain
Barbossa - They be my charts!
Jack - That makes you...chartman

You really have to find a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is because you've all ready found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

Pintel - You. You're s'posed to be dead!
Jack - Am I not?

(to Davy Jones)
Shall we sign in blood...uh ink?

I'm sorry it's just, it's such a pretty boat, ship

(to one of the rock like crabs)
Shoo

Jack - Why should I sail with any of you? Four have you tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded
(Will looks at Elizabeth surprised)
Jack - Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
(to Tia Dalma/Calypso) As for you
Tia Dalma/Calypso - Don't say you didn't enjoy it at the time
Jack - All right you're in. (to Ragetti) Don't need you you scare me, Mr Gibbs you can come, Marty, (sees Pintel) eugh. Mr Cotton, Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least it's someone to talk to.

Where is it? Where is the thump thump?

Did no one come simply because they missed me? (Pintel, Marty, Ragetti, Gibbs, and Jack the monkey raise their hands) I'm standing over there with them

(To one of Barbossa's crew)
I always liked you

(mocking Elizabeth)
It must have been terrible for you Jack, must have been terrible. Well it bloody is now!

All of the above +

Son,I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?

O.k, definitely the "I got a jar of dirt" scene, and...you know I can't think of anything else. But Jack is still my favorite character!

Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.

But why's the rum gone???

- Savvy?
- But you have heard of me!
- Oh bugger
- I'm captain jack sparrow
- Thank godness for that, cause if I wasn't, this would probably never work.
- Oi, Fishface! Loose something? Ay? Shingili....
- This is the day that you will always remember as the day, that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
- How's mom?.... She looks.. great!
- ´Why is the rum alway gone?
- Mr. Gibbs! You may trow my hat if you like...... Not go'n'get it!
- I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!
- Do you!?
- Don't touch my dirt!
- This is a jar of..... dirt?
- Welcome to the caribbean love
- One word love; coriosity. You long for freedom. You long to do, what you want to do, because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You wanna see what its like. One day, you won't be able to resist.