#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... या I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)
#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here आप go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, आप can try to kill me again later.
#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other people's poop.
#4:
Ian: (smirks) Dude, you're totally gonna lose this one! Burritos are made out of, OK - one: cement, and two: Donald Trump's old skin!
Anthony: Yeah, but I tried both of these things, and they TASTE JUST FINE!!
#5:
Anthony: Let's do.. the skissors!
Ian: What?
Anthony: (points at Scissors) These skissors!
Ian: "Oooh, आप mean the skis-órs? YEAH! LET’S DO IT!!
#6:
Anthony: Let's go, burrito! Come back to me!
[Anthony throws the burrito, which comes back, soaring straight over his head and keeps going]
Burrito: (voiced द्वारा Ian) SEE आप LATER, F*GGET!!
#7:
Anthony: Anyway, what about the abilty to hear your dog's thoughts?
(Anthony is sitting on a couch, eating a hot dog. A dog stares at him)
Dog: Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! हे give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN HOTDOG!!
#8:
Anthony: How about the ability to turn into water?
(Ian takes a glass of water and drinks it)
Anthony: NOOOOOO!
(Camera pans to Anthony)
Anthony: That's my water!
#9:
Anthony: Yeah, but what about the ability to detect when your friend's feeling really akward, 'cause you've been sitting on his lap this entire time.
Ian: (was sitting on the lap the entire time) Why would आप ever need that power?
#10:
Anthony: (enthusiastically) Dig me a hole to China, burrito! [starts digging] I wanna see some Chinese people!
[After a short while, Anthony stops digging in confusion, and then unearths a blue vase. The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 appears]
The Merchant: Greetings, stranger! What are आप selling?
Anthony: This is...this is a vase!
The Merchant: Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price! [Gives Anthony money in exchange for the vase]
Anthony: (excited) Oh! Eleven bucks?! WOO! YEAH!
#11:
Reporter: (about Smosh) We're reporting live on how an emo-hair loser and bowl-hair reject managed to get so many देखा गया on their stupid वीडियो right in this house. (gets attacked द्वारा zombies)
Anthony: (not realizing it's them) Man, I wanted to make fun of those stupid-haired losers!
#12:
Ian: I'll bet your churro can't be a गुलाबी frosted sprinkled donut!
Anthony: Oh, yes it CAN!
Ian: Oh, Yeah!? No it can't because your churro isn't pink, it isn't frosted, it isn't sprinkled , and it's definitely not PINK!
Anthony: Well maybe if I ca-
Ian: Well yeah?! yeah?! so आप know what? F!#K YOU!!
#13:
Narrator: It's been 13 hours, how do आप feel now?
Jim: Must keep working, must never stop working, must always work, I प्यार to work!
Boss: Jim, go home, everybody already left.
(Jim turns to his boss and screen turns red)
Jim (demonically possessed voice): NOT RIGHT NOW CHIEF, I AM IN THE FRICKING ZONE!!
(Jim turns back to his computer and keeps typing)
Jim: (normal voice) I प्यार work I am going I will keep on typing If I stop typing I will die *laughs maniacally*
#14:
Narrator: 15 घंटा energy, because taking care of yourself with a proper diet and sleep is f**king stupid!
#15:
Dickle: And if आप don't believe the Potter Pill will work for you, just listen to these satisfied customers.
(the customers are seen dead)
#16:
Dickle: It's even FDA approved.
Dr. Peacock: (has a gun over his head) This product is FDA approved.
#17:
Ian: What the hell does GPS stand for!?
Anthony: I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything, like USA.
#18:
Anthony: Let's take a stab at your mom with my dic- (shows book) -tionary!
#19:
Ian: Why did आप tell your grandpa I'm gay?
Anthony: Cause he was old and it made him happy!
#20:
Ian: What was that noise!?
Anthony: I don't know.. आप should go check it out द्वारा himself, where nobody can hear you, and without bringing any form of weapon, just take this (gives him flashlight).
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... या I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)
#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here आप go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, आप can try to kill me again later.
#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other people's poop.
#4:
Ian: (smirks) Dude, you're totally gonna lose this one! Burritos are made out of, OK - one: cement, and two: Donald Trump's old skin!
Anthony: Yeah, but I tried both of these things, and they TASTE JUST FINE!!
#5:
Anthony: Let's do.. the skissors!
Ian: What?
Anthony: (points at Scissors) These skissors!
Ian: "Oooh, आप mean the skis-órs? YEAH! LET’S DO IT!!
#6:
Anthony: Let's go, burrito! Come back to me!
[Anthony throws the burrito, which comes back, soaring straight over his head and keeps going]
Burrito: (voiced द्वारा Ian) SEE आप LATER, F*GGET!!
#7:
Anthony: Anyway, what about the abilty to hear your dog's thoughts?
(Anthony is sitting on a couch, eating a hot dog. A dog stares at him)
Dog: Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! हे give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN HOTDOG!!
#8:
Anthony: How about the ability to turn into water?
(Ian takes a glass of water and drinks it)
Anthony: NOOOOOO!
(Camera pans to Anthony)
Anthony: That's my water!
#9:
Anthony: Yeah, but what about the ability to detect when your friend's feeling really akward, 'cause you've been sitting on his lap this entire time.
Ian: (was sitting on the lap the entire time) Why would आप ever need that power?
#10:
Anthony: (enthusiastically) Dig me a hole to China, burrito! [starts digging] I wanna see some Chinese people!
[After a short while, Anthony stops digging in confusion, and then unearths a blue vase. The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 appears]
The Merchant: Greetings, stranger! What are आप selling?
Anthony: This is...this is a vase!
The Merchant: Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price! [Gives Anthony money in exchange for the vase]
Anthony: (excited) Oh! Eleven bucks?! WOO! YEAH!
#11:
Reporter: (about Smosh) We're reporting live on how an emo-hair loser and bowl-hair reject managed to get so many देखा गया on their stupid वीडियो right in this house. (gets attacked द्वारा zombies)
Anthony: (not realizing it's them) Man, I wanted to make fun of those stupid-haired losers!
#12:
Ian: I'll bet your churro can't be a गुलाबी frosted sprinkled donut!
Anthony: Oh, yes it CAN!
Ian: Oh, Yeah!? No it can't because your churro isn't pink, it isn't frosted, it isn't sprinkled , and it's definitely not PINK!
Anthony: Well maybe if I ca-
Ian: Well yeah?! yeah?! so आप know what? F!#K YOU!!
#13:
Narrator: It's been 13 hours, how do आप feel now?
Jim: Must keep working, must never stop working, must always work, I प्यार to work!
Boss: Jim, go home, everybody already left.
(Jim turns to his boss and screen turns red)
Jim (demonically possessed voice): NOT RIGHT NOW CHIEF, I AM IN THE FRICKING ZONE!!
(Jim turns back to his computer and keeps typing)
Jim: (normal voice) I प्यार work I am going I will keep on typing If I stop typing I will die *laughs maniacally*
#14:
Narrator: 15 घंटा energy, because taking care of yourself with a proper diet and sleep is f**king stupid!
#15:
Dickle: And if आप don't believe the Potter Pill will work for you, just listen to these satisfied customers.
(the customers are seen dead)
#16:
Dickle: It's even FDA approved.
Dr. Peacock: (has a gun over his head) This product is FDA approved.
#17:
Ian: What the hell does GPS stand for!?
Anthony: I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything, like USA.
#18:
Anthony: Let's take a stab at your mom with my dic- (shows book) -tionary!
#19:
Ian: Why did आप tell your grandpa I'm gay?
Anthony: Cause he was old and it made him happy!
#20:
Ian: What was that noise!?
Anthony: I don't know.. आप should go check it out द्वारा himself, where nobody can hear you, and without bringing any form of weapon, just take this (gives him flashlight).
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's और popular, and probably was on यूट्यूब FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have और या less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit और hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's और popular, and probably was on यूट्यूब FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have और या less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit और hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell आप what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. और for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin प्यार the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders इंद्रधनुष Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes कपकेक normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders इंद्रधनुष Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes कपकेक normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Anyone have that game where आप प्यार it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. आप can't go on बिना सोचे समझे सड़क, स्ट्रीट rampages.
But I actually प्यार this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
आप get less tired of them, cause आप never know when the अगला one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the दिखाना LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person द्वारा protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. आप can't go on बिना सोचे समझे सड़क, स्ट्रीट rampages.
But I actually प्यार this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
आप get less tired of them, cause आप never know when the अगला one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the दिखाना LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person द्वारा protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1:
Why is canada a सुरक्षित country?
"Cause the mighty king बत्तख, हंस gives us खाना to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my कछुआ, कछुए against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
हैलोवीन falls on a Friday the 13th this साल for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a सुरक्षित country?
"Cause the mighty king बत्तख, हंस gives us खाना to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my कछुआ, कछुए against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
हैलोवीन falls on a Friday the 13th this साल for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"