From an ई मेल I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO बिस्तर
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- आप take her to बिस्तर and tell her a story.
At 18 -- आप tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- आप don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells आप a story and takes आप to bed.
At 48 -- She tells आप a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- आप stay in बिस्तर to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If आप take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO बिस्तर
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- आप take her to बिस्तर and tell her a story.
At 18 -- आप tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- आप don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells आप a story and takes आप to bed.
At 48 -- She tells आप a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- आप stay in बिस्तर to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If आप take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
1.) Eat Chocolate. चॉकलेट helps आप have less stress which will make आप feel better when having PMS.
2.) Try not to act like आप are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like आप have nothing wrong with आप and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go और smoothly so आप won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps आप relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make आप feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily या hourly.
2.) Try not to act like आप are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like आप have nothing wrong with आप and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go और smoothly so आप won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps आप relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make आप feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily या hourly.
Being a woman to me is:
Changing my hair color whenever I want.
Dressing up या being bummy and enjoying it.
Being feminine.
Watching a 'chick flick' with a glass of red wine and good quality chocolate.
And many, many other things that would take me forever to write.
Calling me FAKE won't make आप REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make आप SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make आप STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make आप PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make आप RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make आप SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make आप COOL,
So why bother?
This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.