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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the तालिका, टेबल with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the दूध carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check या charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a टेलीविज़न set in her purse. "So, do आप always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...

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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The गेराज is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. चॉकलेट is just another snack. आप can be President. आप can never be pregnant. आप can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. आप can wear NO कमीज, शर्ट to a water park. Car mechanics tell आप the truth.

The world is your urinal. आप never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. आप don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, और pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...

From an ई मेल I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten द्वारा his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, आप must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for और than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless आप actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free बीयर, बियर in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and आप need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five मिनटों is only five मिनटों if आप have just been दिया five और मिनटों to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and आप should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...

I didn't write this. I got it in an ई मेल and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P


The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN दिया LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...