Through 70 years of publication, बैटमैन has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.
These are the stupid ones.
(Side note: This लेख has been rated pg13, and should not be read द्वारा anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)
#20.
Detective Comics: 241
This is what happens when बैटमैन is written द्वारा Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.
#19.
Batman: 48
"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, आप the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under...
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These are the stupid ones.
(Side note: This लेख has been rated pg13, and should not be read द्वारा anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)
#20.
Detective Comics: 241
This is what happens when बैटमैन is written द्वारा Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.
#19.
Batman: 48
"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, आप the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under...
When i was 5 years old i ask my father, who did he like better बैटमैन या Superman?
He answer Batman. So i ask why Batman, he doesn't have superpowers he is just a guy.
My father response was: "That's exactly why. He is just a guy, but a really tough guy. He punches the bad guys, he has cool gadgets, and he never gives up"
Something click in my mind and i been a बैटमैन प्रशंसक ever since.
I watch the cartoons, the movies, and when i got older the comics.
So how about आप guys? When did आप became a बैटमैन fan
He answer Batman. So i ask why Batman, he doesn't have superpowers he is just a guy.
My father response was: "That's exactly why. He is just a guy, but a really tough guy. He punches the bad guys, he has cool gadgets, and he never gives up"
Something click in my mind and i been a बैटमैन प्रशंसक ever since.
I watch the cartoons, the movies, and when i got older the comics.
So how about आप guys? When did आप became a बैटमैन fan
After bruce was done watching the tape he thought about what alfred कहा so he asked alfred what was the matter and alfred कहा that he had taped a बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल game but, the Joker interupted it द्वारा saying. I will hold Gothem`s mayor hostige until Gothem`s citizens give batman`s identity to me, Joker. And if they don`t I shall kill the mayor.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Bruse had to think fast in order to save the mayor but he didn`t now how to. Then, an idea hit him, bruce wanye would invite the mayor over to a party that bruce would throw then, when Joker came he would go to the batcave and then go to the party as batman.But what kind of party, I mean what would be so important to throw a party and invite the mayor.Bruse thought.then he remebered his newest invention the wanye inc. made it is so important he has to throw a party and he will tell what it is there. to be continued...
- The villians are Lex Luthor and Metallo
- बैटमैन forms a UN type deal to stop सुपरमैन from destroying another city
- Aquaman is in it, but not called Aquaman. He’s there because the world engine in the ocean did something to the मछली
- Wonder woman poses as a Wayne Enterprises investor to retrieve an item that belongs to her people.
- Lex Luthor is in the shadows a lot, a manipulator. Not much face time with Superman.
- Robin betrayed बैटमैन at some point, leading to a falling out between them
- The Batcave was super cool looking, and the mobile looked similar to Burton’s
- Lois is investigating Lex.
- Metallo “kills” Clark
- The Daily Planet is bought द्वारा Lex Luthor for PR purposes
- At the end सुपरमैन is living in exile, and the Justice League is a government approved superhero team.
In theatres, on the 16th of May, 2016
- बैटमैन forms a UN type deal to stop सुपरमैन from destroying another city
- Aquaman is in it, but not called Aquaman. He’s there because the world engine in the ocean did something to the मछली
- Wonder woman poses as a Wayne Enterprises investor to retrieve an item that belongs to her people.
- Lex Luthor is in the shadows a lot, a manipulator. Not much face time with Superman.
- Robin betrayed बैटमैन at some point, leading to a falling out between them
- The Batcave was super cool looking, and the mobile looked similar to Burton’s
- Lois is investigating Lex.
- Metallo “kills” Clark
- The Daily Planet is bought द्वारा Lex Luthor for PR purposes
- At the end सुपरमैन is living in exile, and the Justice League is a government approved superhero team.
In theatres, on the 16th of May, 2016
बैटमैन is a very dark character who I believe could be a very good character for an R rated film his Villians are violent they kill people in gruesome ways and Bruce also needs to be fucking his प्यार interests and he hasn't done it yet why because it isn't appropriate for kids and that's really stupid and as for the cursing I wouldn't want them to do it every सेकंड obviously but it would be good and make the characters और serious and badass if the characters cursed in the बैटमैन reboot happens I want new Villians, the bat mobile,batarangs,the batwing,the bat motorcycles,a bat jet pack,a different type of suit for batman,the bat claw that batman, and swings on I want it to be rated R. So what do आप guys think should a future बैटमैन movie have these things या not.
