From an email.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually कहा in court, word for word, taken down and now published द्वारा court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q:
Are आप sexually active? A:
No, I just lie there. Q:
What is your तारीख, दिनांक of birth? A:
July 15th. Q:
What year? A:
Every year. Q:
What gear were आप in at the moment of the impact? A:
Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q:
This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A:
And in what ways does it affect your memory? A:
I forget. Q:
आप forget? Can आप give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q:
How old is your son, the one living with you? A:
Thirty-eight या thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q:
How long has he lived with you? A:
Forty-five years. Q:
What was the first thing your husband कहा to आप when he woke up that morning? A:
He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q:
And why did that upset you? A:
My name is Susan. Q:
Do आप know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo या the occult? A:
We both do. Q:
We do. Q:
आप do? A:
Yes, voodoo. Q:
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the अगला morning? A:
Did आप actually pass the bar exam? Q:
The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? Q:
Were आप present when your picture was taken? Q:
So the तारीख, दिनांक of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A:
And what were आप doing at that time? Q:
She had three children, right? A:
How many were boys? A:
Were there any girls? Q:
How was your first marriage terminated? A:
द्वारा death. Q:
And द्वारा whose death was it terminated? Q:
Can आप describe the individual? A:
He was about medium height and had a beard. Q:
Was this a male, या a female? Q:
Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A:
No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q:
Doctor, how many autopsies have आप performed on dead people? A:
All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q:
ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? Q:
What school did आप go to? A:
Do आप recall the time that आप examined the body? A:
The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q:
And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A:
No, he was sitting on the तालिका, टेबल wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him. Q:
Are आप qualified to give a urine sample? Q:
Doctor, before आप performed the autopsy, did आप check for a pulse?
A: No. Q:
Did आप check for blood pressure?
A: No. Q:
Did आप check for breathing?
A: No. Q:
So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when आप began the autopsy?
A: No. Q:
How can आप be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my डेस्क in a jar. Q:
But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.