So, we've just finished the performances from week two - "70s week" - of the 7th season of "American Idol". What I want to know is: what the hell is going on this season?? Usually I try to write even-handed articles, but today (28 February 2008) I'm going to get up on a soapbox and rant about this.
Granted, the issues I'm seeing aren't unique to this season...but I think they're और pronounced than they've ever been. I see the following problems, presented in no particular order:
Dichotomy between live and TV
This is an issue with any of the performance shows, even the generally superior link: what the people who are there live witness is totally different from what we watching at घर do. For one thing, the live audience sees the whole performance, whereas those of us watching on TV see just what the camera shows us. So we often get close-ups rather than seeing the contestant dance या perform. That's fine, especially when, as with season 7 so far, the contestants seem constitutionally incapable of pulling off any moves.
But what's much worse is that we aren't hearing the same thing the audience is hearing...that is, a sound production team for a live टेलीविज़न दिखाना has two audio outputs: one for the 'house' (the live audience) and another for the broadcast recording. These two are always going to be a little different, because that's how sound production works. What works well for a large संगीत कार्यक्रम अंतरिक्ष is not going to sound good coming from TV speakers, and vice versa. In the first, आप have to take into account the acoustics of the अंतरिक्ष as well as the noise of the crowd, while for the सेकंड आप should make it sound as crisp and with the highest fidelity possible. This season is even worse than पूर्व ones for the simply crappy job the producers are doing at mixing the sound for the broadcast recording. This सेकंड week, all of the low tones were practically inaudible, though it was even worse for the women on the सेकंड दिन than it was for the men on the first. It's not a matter of turning up the volume on the receiver, either: the स्रोत sound was crappy.
As an audience, we can't judge how people are गाना if we can't hear them. In this situation, we find ourselves getting really irritated द्वारा the judges providing feedback on stuff we couldn't even hear.
A note to the "American Idol" producers: Fix this, for cryin' out loud! Come on!
Singing
What we could hear, though, has been largely disappointing, because the contestants द्वारा and large have such poor गाना technique. link for the guys, not because he's delivering virtuoso performances, but because he's not making as many dumb-ass mistakes as all the other guys are. And even he is making some: he's consistently popping his plosives in the mic, which would constitute a failing grade in Mic 101. But at least he's गाना into the mic, unlike link, who seemed spastic for his inability to hold the microphone in front of his mouth...you know, Jason, the hole in the front of your head where the sound comes out? Just a note, folks, in case no one has ever told आप this before and आप haven't figured it out: if आप don't keep the mic in front of your mouth, no one will hear you!
Last night, we were excited to see that the powerhouse raw talent contestant, link. Unfortunately, she still needs training, both on how to handle the mic and how to sing a relaxed melody, so we were a little disappointed. But then, contestant after contestant performed even worse after her. द्वारा the time all the women had finished, we were stunned. Yes, Carly's performance wasn't all it should have been - she still needs work - but, as the brief review at the end showed, she completely outperformed everyone else. She's like Luke Skywalker on Dagobah: she may need training, but she's still got और power than anyone else in the room, as the closest thing to a Jedi the galaxy या this competition has got.
Watching contestant after contestant fail miserably at गाना the melodies of the songs they had chosen (the girls mostly गाना flat, the boys mostly गाना sharp), and only succeeding at गाना big runs and ululations of their own devising, I began to wonder. Perhaps this is, in part, a product of our current pop संगीत landscape: today, the majority of pop संगीत doesn't have vocal melody to speak of, from rock bands like link and link (where the instruments provide the melody) and artists like link (who is infamous for not गाना in any of her songs) and link (whose melodies - when there are any - are recycled from 80s pop tunes) to link and link. I like all of these types of music, but when I think about it, almost none of the pop संगीत being produced today has a distinct vocal melody that आप could hum (a common and useful definition of a good melody: can आप hum it so that others can recognize it?). I'm not saying that those artists I mentioned can't sing, just that they mostly don't sing melody. Artists who can and do genuinely sing, such as link, और and और often don't sing, because their songs are infused with rap and other rhythmic lyric delivery, with melody tending to be relegated to a chorus या two. So maybe I shouldn't be surprised that the contestants on "American Idol" can't hold a tune - it's just possible that they may not be completely lame, but rather that they don't really have exposure to songs with melody. That is to say, their failures could be from inexperience, rather than incompetence.
I still find this frustrating in a गाना competition, that the contestants - each of whom won out over thousands of other applicants - are so lacking in the fundamental skills. But then again, if they had the skills as well as the raw talent, they probably would already be recording artists.
Retarded Song Choice
So, as I mentioned earlier, this week (the सेकंड of season 7) was '70s week', where the contestants got to pick any song of their choice from the years 1971-1980 (the decade we refer to as link). It was as big a time in pop संगीत as it was in film. But the contestants - practially every last one of them - picked completely stupid songs. No, that's not strong enough. I hope आप will excuse me, but I am ranting, after all. The song choices weren't just stupid, they were completely freakin' retarded.
आप may say that "these folks are all too young to know the संगीत of the 70s", to which I reply: "That's true. But why, in the name of all that is good and true, would they not consult with someone who could help them with their song choices?" Again and again, we saw the judges wince in actual agony, just as we all were wincing, watching at home, at the completely moronic, amelodic songs chosen द्वारा these numbskulls. On the सेकंड day, with the women, the judges even reached a point where they stopped criticizing the song choices and just settled for "You really प्यार that song, huh?", because they knew that no sane person would ever choose the song in सवाल for a गाना competition, except that they had some unhealthy emotional attachment to it. And आप know what? Each of the contestants so asked कहा "Yes! It's totally my प्रिय song ever!"
आप know in your दिल of hearts, that something extraordinary is going on when Ryan Seacrest starts giving constructive criticism and encouragement to the competitors, rather than asking them uncomfortable सवालों like "How did the judges saying that in front of millions of people make आप feel?" When even Ryan is playing nice, आप know that the contestants have reached a jaw-dropping nadir of suckiness.
Take a note from Hemingway, dears: kill your darlings. आप may प्यार the song, but आप gotta think for a moment: 'am I going to sound like crap trying to sing this thing that has no melody?' Why are none of them asking these सवालों of themselves? It's not a hard question. In fact, I'd think it would be a basic concern, to not sound like complete nincompoops for millions. But maybe that's just me.
For an example: link. link, who, while an आइकन of the early 70s (and not the 80s as some crazy people have asserted), is not an artist known for producing hugely melodic songs, falling और into that Sheryl कौआ, कौवा camp of mostly-spoken lyrics. Simon could even be considered Sheryl Crow's direct musical ancestor. Brooke's performance didn't totally suck, and she amused the judges द्वारा directing the snarky lyrics at Simon Cowell. That was so refreshing that the judges heaped praise on her, even though there wasn't much गाना there (however, to be fair, this may be another instance of the judges hearing something different than we did at घर - see above). Another example: link. Syesha has a beautiful voice with a nice tone. But the performance couldn't accomplish much because the song is so lacking in a distinct melody, and so low-tempo. She did do very well - better than any other contestant, male या female - at making eye contact with the cameras, which is probably due to her on camera अभिनय experience. So she connected well with the TV audience. But the song choice was not particularly interesting, and she slowed the tempo of an already low-tempo tune to the point that it really seemed like a lounge act. link. Yes, आप read that right. He tried to sing Queen, the poor bastard. आप couldn't make a worse choice, could you? I mean: No melody? Check. Very complicated? Check. A tremendous negative comparison to the original? Check. Not making it his own? Check. Everything that could be done wrong - he's got it all!
Oh, did I say that it couldn't get any worse? I was wrong: link. Olivia Newton-John, people! आप can't get और schmaltzy या और parodied than that. और on her performance later. But how about link? Every season we get people who have absolutely no clue how to sell themselves. To begin with, the song has practically no melody. OK, we've already established that pretty much everybody on the दिखाना had that problem. But why, why, why, would anyone who wanted to stay on the दिखाना ever pick a song that consists almost entirely of the repeated phrase 'You're no good'? People watching at घर are going to remember her: "which one was Kristy? Oh yeah, she's no good." The girl can sing, and she looks good, but that is just about the worst song आप could choose on a competition. आप want people to come away from the दिखाना remembering your performance, but आप want them to remember something positive. The only way it could have been worse is if she'd chosen to cover Led Zeppelin's "You totally suck ass" (I beg your pardon). No matter how well आप sing that, it's gonna be a negative for you.
But I want to return to the subject of the 70s for a moment. True, it was a big period for songs that consisted of spoken word lyrics and little melody. Rap started in the 70s, after all (I like a lot of rap, but आप can't say it's melodic. If आप think it is, you're insane), as well as punk. But no one कहा आप had to choose something with no melody! After all, there's plenty of संगीत that does have great melody from the 70s. Off the चोटी, शीर्ष of my head, how about... Elton John? Billy Joel? Wings? Bob Marley? Abba? The Rolling Stones? Aerosmith? The Bee Gees? Eric Clapton? Bob Dylan? Paul Simon? Elvis? That's और than 10, all of which would've yielded better songs than any of the ones chosen द्वारा these sad-sack contestants.
If आप really felt the need to pick something without a strong melody, आप could at least go for something that had some energy to it: dance music, या the aforementioned punk music. Somebody could've rocked the house with Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love", the Sex Pistols' "Anarchy in the UK", the Ramones' "Rockaway Beach", the Clash's "Rock the Casbah". आप could even sing some punk with melody, like virtually anything from the 70s-era Stranglers ("No और Heroes", "Peaches"). All of these would require huge, energetic performances, however, to make up for the fact that there isn't much if any melody to guide the singer या listener. Sadly, the contestants are falling down there, too.
Bad performances
Why is it that no one can use their mouths and हटाइए their feet at the same time on this season? What's the problem? Sure, I know that this season they're allowing the use of an instrument on stage - that's a great addition, and allows musicians to shine and demonstrate some और talent (though in general they still compare unfavorably with the "Rock Star" contestants). But playing an instrument is no substitute for a physical performance. Movement on stage, when done well, lends energy to a vocal and adds interest for the audience. But most of them don't even try, and then when they do, like link, they almost trip coming down the stairs! I mean, come on - it's walking down the stairs, not a Ginger Rogers dance routine! I'm not sure, but I'd hazard a guess that walking down the stairs is something that you've done before in your life, and probably with a reasonable level of confidence that you're not going to fall down when आप attempt it. It's this kind of performance that makes the other contestants scared to even हटाइए on stage, for fear of looking like idiots. Well, I got news for you, folks: आप look pretty dopey on a big-ass stage and not moving at all. It's time to let go of the mic stand and move!
If आप watch the most dynamic performance of the week, link, you'll notice that even there, she dances and stomps through the song only during the instrumental interludes, and stands stock still when singing. Needless to say, it wasn't a great song choice, either, with little melody outside of the chorus.
With all this, it's pathetic but true that we got excited that link, managed to not fall on his face walking down the stairs. Sadly, the most movement he could muster after that was a little swaying from side to side, and that was the best stage performance of the week.
Selling themselves
Just a final note, building on the travesty of Kristy गाना "You're No Good" - no matter how good आप sing and/or perform, you've got to act positive and encourage the people who are going to vote to vote for you. Again and again on "American Idol", but never so often as in this season, contestants act defeated before the voting even happens. They'll say things like "I'll try to do better if I come back अगला week" (the emphasis is mine). What is wrong with आप people??
Listen, आप can be as insecure as आप want. Let your guts shrivel up in fear...inside. Outside, आप had better act like आप know you're coming back each and every week. Don't be cocky about it - don't assert that आप deserve to be there, या that आप don't care about the judge's opinions and you're just there to have fun - but don't insert any doubt into our minds that आप will be back अगला week, either. Be confident and humble, but not scared. We don't like to see आप scared. We don't like to see that you're thinking that you're going to lose, आप morons. If आप suggest to us that you're thinking about losing, guess what? You're going to lose.
I mentioned earlier that I was going to get back to Alaina Whitaker. OK, here goes: each of the contestants was asked to reveal something that "American doesn't know about you" for the little intro segment. We had some OK ones, some uncomfortable ones (Syesha crying like a baby, a dolphin, या maybe a baby डॉल्फिन right before she started singing, David Cook rambling on interminably about his delight in crosswords, David Hernandez bragging about how many awards he won in gymnastics, then not bothering to remember how many), but then आप have Alaina laughing about how crazy she is. It's OK, though folks: she's nowhere near as crazy as she used to be. I'm delighted that आप no longer have to use separate forks for each of your खाना items, dear, but couldn't आप tell us something a little more...relatable?
Immediately after we see her laughing about her OCD, she appears, a vision of insecurity in her shapeless, sleeveless blue dress. Now, I'm not a fashion expert द्वारा any stretch of the imagination, but I can offer the occasional tip, like don't ever wear a strapless गाउन if you're not going to stand up straight, confident and proud. There are few fashion choices in the world that look worse than a girl wearing a strapless गाउन hunching her shoulders आगे and slouching. It makes anyone look pathetic and dejected because it accentuates the broad curve of the shoulders...no matter how big या small your shoulders are, no matter how well-endowed आप are, if आप slouch, your shoulders will look huge as आप present the image of someone hunching in anticipation of a whipping. It's simple: if you're not going to stand up straight, don't wear a strapless gown. At best, hunching in a strapless गाउन makes आप look like a wallflower at the prom, and that's not a positive image for anybody. Much like the song choices, these people should know enough to ask other people for सलाह on how they dress for each performance.
Summary
OK, so I've pretty much got the bile that I built up over the past couple of days out of my system. Hopefully, these contestants या future contestants can learn from their mistakes. To wit:
Be confident
Start performing, not just singing
Practice गाना melodies
Pick songs with melodies
Always run your song choices द्वारा someone आप trust, who has good taste in the genre
If आप just keep those simple things in mind, आप will completely demolish your competition, since clearly none of them are.
Granted, the issues I'm seeing aren't unique to this season...but I think they're और pronounced than they've ever been. I see the following problems, presented in no particular order:
Dichotomy between live and TV
This is an issue with any of the performance shows, even the generally superior link: what the people who are there live witness is totally different from what we watching at घर do. For one thing, the live audience sees the whole performance, whereas those of us watching on TV see just what the camera shows us. So we often get close-ups rather than seeing the contestant dance या perform. That's fine, especially when, as with season 7 so far, the contestants seem constitutionally incapable of pulling off any moves.
But what's much worse is that we aren't hearing the same thing the audience is hearing...that is, a sound production team for a live टेलीविज़न दिखाना has two audio outputs: one for the 'house' (the live audience) and another for the broadcast recording. These two are always going to be a little different, because that's how sound production works. What works well for a large संगीत कार्यक्रम अंतरिक्ष is not going to sound good coming from TV speakers, and vice versa. In the first, आप have to take into account the acoustics of the अंतरिक्ष as well as the noise of the crowd, while for the सेकंड आप should make it sound as crisp and with the highest fidelity possible. This season is even worse than पूर्व ones for the simply crappy job the producers are doing at mixing the sound for the broadcast recording. This सेकंड week, all of the low tones were practically inaudible, though it was even worse for the women on the सेकंड दिन than it was for the men on the first. It's not a matter of turning up the volume on the receiver, either: the स्रोत sound was crappy.
As an audience, we can't judge how people are गाना if we can't hear them. In this situation, we find ourselves getting really irritated द्वारा the judges providing feedback on stuff we couldn't even hear.
A note to the "American Idol" producers: Fix this, for cryin' out loud! Come on!
Singing
What we could hear, though, has been largely disappointing, because the contestants द्वारा and large have such poor गाना technique. link for the guys, not because he's delivering virtuoso performances, but because he's not making as many dumb-ass mistakes as all the other guys are. And even he is making some: he's consistently popping his plosives in the mic, which would constitute a failing grade in Mic 101. But at least he's गाना into the mic, unlike link, who seemed spastic for his inability to hold the microphone in front of his mouth...you know, Jason, the hole in the front of your head where the sound comes out? Just a note, folks, in case no one has ever told आप this before and आप haven't figured it out: if आप don't keep the mic in front of your mouth, no one will hear you!
Last night, we were excited to see that the powerhouse raw talent contestant, link. Unfortunately, she still needs training, both on how to handle the mic and how to sing a relaxed melody, so we were a little disappointed. But then, contestant after contestant performed even worse after her. द्वारा the time all the women had finished, we were stunned. Yes, Carly's performance wasn't all it should have been - she still needs work - but, as the brief review at the end showed, she completely outperformed everyone else. She's like Luke Skywalker on Dagobah: she may need training, but she's still got और power than anyone else in the room, as the closest thing to a Jedi the galaxy या this competition has got.
Watching contestant after contestant fail miserably at गाना the melodies of the songs they had chosen (the girls mostly गाना flat, the boys mostly गाना sharp), and only succeeding at गाना big runs and ululations of their own devising, I began to wonder. Perhaps this is, in part, a product of our current pop संगीत landscape: today, the majority of pop संगीत doesn't have vocal melody to speak of, from rock bands like link and link (where the instruments provide the melody) and artists like link (who is infamous for not गाना in any of her songs) and link (whose melodies - when there are any - are recycled from 80s pop tunes) to link and link. I like all of these types of music, but when I think about it, almost none of the pop संगीत being produced today has a distinct vocal melody that आप could hum (a common and useful definition of a good melody: can आप hum it so that others can recognize it?). I'm not saying that those artists I mentioned can't sing, just that they mostly don't sing melody. Artists who can and do genuinely sing, such as link, और and और often don't sing, because their songs are infused with rap and other rhythmic lyric delivery, with melody tending to be relegated to a chorus या two. So maybe I shouldn't be surprised that the contestants on "American Idol" can't hold a tune - it's just possible that they may not be completely lame, but rather that they don't really have exposure to songs with melody. That is to say, their failures could be from inexperience, rather than incompetence.
I still find this frustrating in a गाना competition, that the contestants - each of whom won out over thousands of other applicants - are so lacking in the fundamental skills. But then again, if they had the skills as well as the raw talent, they probably would already be recording artists.
Retarded Song Choice
So, as I mentioned earlier, this week (the सेकंड of season 7) was '70s week', where the contestants got to pick any song of their choice from the years 1971-1980 (the decade we refer to as link). It was as big a time in pop संगीत as it was in film. But the contestants - practially every last one of them - picked completely stupid songs. No, that's not strong enough. I hope आप will excuse me, but I am ranting, after all. The song choices weren't just stupid, they were completely freakin' retarded.
आप may say that "these folks are all too young to know the संगीत of the 70s", to which I reply: "That's true. But why, in the name of all that is good and true, would they not consult with someone who could help them with their song choices?" Again and again, we saw the judges wince in actual agony, just as we all were wincing, watching at home, at the completely moronic, amelodic songs chosen द्वारा these numbskulls. On the सेकंड day, with the women, the judges even reached a point where they stopped criticizing the song choices and just settled for "You really प्यार that song, huh?", because they knew that no sane person would ever choose the song in सवाल for a गाना competition, except that they had some unhealthy emotional attachment to it. And आप know what? Each of the contestants so asked कहा "Yes! It's totally my प्रिय song ever!"
आप know in your दिल of hearts, that something extraordinary is going on when Ryan Seacrest starts giving constructive criticism and encouragement to the competitors, rather than asking them uncomfortable सवालों like "How did the judges saying that in front of millions of people make आप feel?" When even Ryan is playing nice, आप know that the contestants have reached a jaw-dropping nadir of suckiness.
Take a note from Hemingway, dears: kill your darlings. आप may प्यार the song, but आप gotta think for a moment: 'am I going to sound like crap trying to sing this thing that has no melody?' Why are none of them asking these सवालों of themselves? It's not a hard question. In fact, I'd think it would be a basic concern, to not sound like complete nincompoops for millions. But maybe that's just me.
For an example: link. link, who, while an आइकन of the early 70s (and not the 80s as some crazy people have asserted), is not an artist known for producing hugely melodic songs, falling और into that Sheryl कौआ, कौवा camp of mostly-spoken lyrics. Simon could even be considered Sheryl Crow's direct musical ancestor. Brooke's performance didn't totally suck, and she amused the judges द्वारा directing the snarky lyrics at Simon Cowell. That was so refreshing that the judges heaped praise on her, even though there wasn't much गाना there (however, to be fair, this may be another instance of the judges hearing something different than we did at घर - see above). Another example: link. Syesha has a beautiful voice with a nice tone. But the performance couldn't accomplish much because the song is so lacking in a distinct melody, and so low-tempo. She did do very well - better than any other contestant, male या female - at making eye contact with the cameras, which is probably due to her on camera अभिनय experience. So she connected well with the TV audience. But the song choice was not particularly interesting, and she slowed the tempo of an already low-tempo tune to the point that it really seemed like a lounge act. link. Yes, आप read that right. He tried to sing Queen, the poor bastard. आप couldn't make a worse choice, could you? I mean: No melody? Check. Very complicated? Check. A tremendous negative comparison to the original? Check. Not making it his own? Check. Everything that could be done wrong - he's got it all!
Oh, did I say that it couldn't get any worse? I was wrong: link. Olivia Newton-John, people! आप can't get और schmaltzy या और parodied than that. और on her performance later. But how about link? Every season we get people who have absolutely no clue how to sell themselves. To begin with, the song has practically no melody. OK, we've already established that pretty much everybody on the दिखाना had that problem. But why, why, why, would anyone who wanted to stay on the दिखाना ever pick a song that consists almost entirely of the repeated phrase 'You're no good'? People watching at घर are going to remember her: "which one was Kristy? Oh yeah, she's no good." The girl can sing, and she looks good, but that is just about the worst song आप could choose on a competition. आप want people to come away from the दिखाना remembering your performance, but आप want them to remember something positive. The only way it could have been worse is if she'd chosen to cover Led Zeppelin's "You totally suck ass" (I beg your pardon). No matter how well आप sing that, it's gonna be a negative for you.
But I want to return to the subject of the 70s for a moment. True, it was a big period for songs that consisted of spoken word lyrics and little melody. Rap started in the 70s, after all (I like a lot of rap, but आप can't say it's melodic. If आप think it is, you're insane), as well as punk. But no one कहा आप had to choose something with no melody! After all, there's plenty of संगीत that does have great melody from the 70s. Off the चोटी, शीर्ष of my head, how about... Elton John? Billy Joel? Wings? Bob Marley? Abba? The Rolling Stones? Aerosmith? The Bee Gees? Eric Clapton? Bob Dylan? Paul Simon? Elvis? That's और than 10, all of which would've yielded better songs than any of the ones chosen द्वारा these sad-sack contestants.
If आप really felt the need to pick something without a strong melody, आप could at least go for something that had some energy to it: dance music, या the aforementioned punk music. Somebody could've rocked the house with Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love", the Sex Pistols' "Anarchy in the UK", the Ramones' "Rockaway Beach", the Clash's "Rock the Casbah". आप could even sing some punk with melody, like virtually anything from the 70s-era Stranglers ("No और Heroes", "Peaches"). All of these would require huge, energetic performances, however, to make up for the fact that there isn't much if any melody to guide the singer या listener. Sadly, the contestants are falling down there, too.
Bad performances
Why is it that no one can use their mouths and हटाइए their feet at the same time on this season? What's the problem? Sure, I know that this season they're allowing the use of an instrument on stage - that's a great addition, and allows musicians to shine and demonstrate some और talent (though in general they still compare unfavorably with the "Rock Star" contestants). But playing an instrument is no substitute for a physical performance. Movement on stage, when done well, lends energy to a vocal and adds interest for the audience. But most of them don't even try, and then when they do, like link, they almost trip coming down the stairs! I mean, come on - it's walking down the stairs, not a Ginger Rogers dance routine! I'm not sure, but I'd hazard a guess that walking down the stairs is something that you've done before in your life, and probably with a reasonable level of confidence that you're not going to fall down when आप attempt it. It's this kind of performance that makes the other contestants scared to even हटाइए on stage, for fear of looking like idiots. Well, I got news for you, folks: आप look pretty dopey on a big-ass stage and not moving at all. It's time to let go of the mic stand and move!
If आप watch the most dynamic performance of the week, link, you'll notice that even there, she dances and stomps through the song only during the instrumental interludes, and stands stock still when singing. Needless to say, it wasn't a great song choice, either, with little melody outside of the chorus.
With all this, it's pathetic but true that we got excited that link, managed to not fall on his face walking down the stairs. Sadly, the most movement he could muster after that was a little swaying from side to side, and that was the best stage performance of the week.
Selling themselves
Just a final note, building on the travesty of Kristy गाना "You're No Good" - no matter how good आप sing and/or perform, you've got to act positive and encourage the people who are going to vote to vote for you. Again and again on "American Idol", but never so often as in this season, contestants act defeated before the voting even happens. They'll say things like "I'll try to do better if I come back अगला week" (the emphasis is mine). What is wrong with आप people??
Listen, आप can be as insecure as आप want. Let your guts shrivel up in fear...inside. Outside, आप had better act like आप know you're coming back each and every week. Don't be cocky about it - don't assert that आप deserve to be there, या that आप don't care about the judge's opinions and you're just there to have fun - but don't insert any doubt into our minds that आप will be back अगला week, either. Be confident and humble, but not scared. We don't like to see आप scared. We don't like to see that you're thinking that you're going to lose, आप morons. If आप suggest to us that you're thinking about losing, guess what? You're going to lose.
I mentioned earlier that I was going to get back to Alaina Whitaker. OK, here goes: each of the contestants was asked to reveal something that "American doesn't know about you" for the little intro segment. We had some OK ones, some uncomfortable ones (Syesha crying like a baby, a dolphin, या maybe a baby डॉल्फिन right before she started singing, David Cook rambling on interminably about his delight in crosswords, David Hernandez bragging about how many awards he won in gymnastics, then not bothering to remember how many), but then आप have Alaina laughing about how crazy she is. It's OK, though folks: she's nowhere near as crazy as she used to be. I'm delighted that आप no longer have to use separate forks for each of your खाना items, dear, but couldn't आप tell us something a little more...relatable?
Immediately after we see her laughing about her OCD, she appears, a vision of insecurity in her shapeless, sleeveless blue dress. Now, I'm not a fashion expert द्वारा any stretch of the imagination, but I can offer the occasional tip, like don't ever wear a strapless गाउन if you're not going to stand up straight, confident and proud. There are few fashion choices in the world that look worse than a girl wearing a strapless गाउन hunching her shoulders आगे and slouching. It makes anyone look pathetic and dejected because it accentuates the broad curve of the shoulders...no matter how big या small your shoulders are, no matter how well-endowed आप are, if आप slouch, your shoulders will look huge as आप present the image of someone hunching in anticipation of a whipping. It's simple: if you're not going to stand up straight, don't wear a strapless gown. At best, hunching in a strapless गाउन makes आप look like a wallflower at the prom, and that's not a positive image for anybody. Much like the song choices, these people should know enough to ask other people for सलाह on how they dress for each performance.
Summary
OK, so I've pretty much got the bile that I built up over the past couple of days out of my system. Hopefully, these contestants या future contestants can learn from their mistakes. To wit:
Be confident
Start performing, not just singing
Practice गाना melodies
Pick songs with melodies
Always run your song choices द्वारा someone आप trust, who has good taste in the genre
If आप just keep those simple things in mind, आप will completely demolish your competition, since clearly none of them are.
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