I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if आप don't know how to operate one, आप probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of केबिन pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If आप have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If आप are traveling with two या more...

These are a few of the things which North Cyprus isn't. It isn't an over-developed, tourist choked mecca for nightclubbing teens and raucous हिरण, हरिण and hen parties. It isn't crammed with high rise concrete apartment blocks and unsightly new developments thrown up with no regard for history या aesthetics. And it isn't expensive, overcrowded या hard to get to. So many times you'll have been promised a paradise on earth of a holiday destination, only to be disappointed द्वारा the less than stunning reality. Well, Northern Cyprus is different. In a world of would be hidden gems, it's the real deal, an...

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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would आप be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would आप be able to do if लेखन fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would आप do if it's illegal to do a cover of your प्रिय song on YouTube? What would आप do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would आप do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...

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