A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But आप sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When आप grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When आप go in the sun आप turn red.
When you're cold आप turn blue.
And when आप die आप turn purple.
And आप have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....