IT'S MY DADDY! Look I've drew a picture! It's me on the potty! XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That's absurd ! YOU'RE ABSURD ! Haha पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy आप right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are आप with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did आप get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, आप didn't text me back. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

jellify! ugh! *comes back later* who knew the countercurse was just "unjellify"? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

hehehehehe I'm watching act 1 part 5! funny! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Please शामिल होइए my Joe moses प्रशंसक club :) Thanks

link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

हे lupin want to go look at the full moon with me? haha zombie!

My प्रिय characters are draco, lupin, snape and ron. Hilarious =) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप have a poop nose now.
Get it off get the poo off me! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

प्यार this club.....who elses fave is lupin XD? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then आप wouldn't be able to play the गिटार anymore, and all of your फ्रेंड्स would leave आप alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dear Papa

I am लेखन to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to आप on the very first दिन of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me और times to write letters to you....

Awwwww <3 Poor Draco पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

(ginny lets go of rons hand) FREEDOM!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

अगला time I need a permission slip या need to get out of an assignment I might just use the "I'm Harry Potter" excuse पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm gonna pwn this pony! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I know it seems impossible,
we’ve been thrown off our track.
But if we can’t हटाइए forward,
why shouldn’t we… हटाइए back?
*audience gasps and fangirls* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Harry watch out that's Sirius Black"

"Take this आप bastard Aloha Mora!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Guess who gets to be your new Headmaster now??!!!"

"Me?!"

"Snape?"

"No! Me! Your mama. UMBRIDGE!!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

cause Im Harry Freakin Potter!!

Poor malfoy. His father doesnt प्यार him :( पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do आप want to be my friend? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

didya get my text? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप can't disapparte inside Hogwarts right?!

Right!

Right!! Dammit!! *kicks Hermione* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I was watching Unwrapped on the खाना Channel and they showed how to make Red Vines. It made my day. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

What did आप get?
Defeat....
पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

im Remus freaking.... forget it... HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I heard a dementor kissed her and it DIED. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm Harry Freaking Potter! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Who looks stupid now?!

आप do. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

प्रिय way to say 'red wines' in a German accent? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

hermione can't draw पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Lucius: OMG! Umbridge, stop texting me! Umbridge: Did आप get mah text? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Oh my God, Dumbledore? Why आप being such a lousy boyfriend?! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

सेकंड POST! Red Vines for all of us cool people! *gives आप a red vine package* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Red Vines: What the hell can't they do? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना