........when your dad calls, and when आप answer your फ्रेंड्स shout out some embarrassing stuff.**This actually happened to me**
Dick, Wally, and Roy were all sitting in Roy's living room, playing some stupid video games. It was around that part in the game were nothing really happens when Dick's phone began to ring.
"Hey, guys, shut up, it's Bruce." Dick hushed his friends, then answered his phone.
"Hey, dad." Dick answered.
"WALLY, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!" Roy laughed.
"DICK, PUT THE DRUGS AWAY!" Wally hollered, "ROY, PUT THE चाकू DOWN!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER THERE! आप COME घर RIGHT NOW!" Bruce yelled, completely shocked द्वारा what he just heard.
"Oh my gosh, I swear, Bruce, they're kidding!" Dick exclaimed.
"You-you kids, I swear." Dick could practically see Bruce shaking his head.
"Ok, bye." Dick hung up, "I'm gonna kill आप both!"
Delta was with Project Justice, another team she was on. They were all just relaxing watching a movie. Delta's phone rang, she waved at Epsilon to turn the volume down, he oddly obliged
"Hey Bruce," She said
"DELTA PUT THE GUN DOWN HE'S DEAD ALREADY!" Gamma yelled
"EPSILON! PAY THE DRUG DEALER!" Omega hollered
"ALPHA, WHERE DO आप WANT ME TO SET OFF THE BOMB?" Sigma added.
" DELTA!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!" Bruce yelled panicking. The whole team minus Delta roared with laughter at the face Delta was making and how she held the phone out as if it was a bomb.
"No, Dad it was a joke I swear!" The others snicked "Epsilon made them do it!" She added smirking at the कहा brown haired boy.
"Let me talk to him," Bruce कहा calming down. Epsilon paled
"Here आप go, don't wet yourself now," Delta snickers and handed over the phone. Epsilon sighed and took the phone, and walked to the अगला room.
"He is soo dead," Alpha कहा smirking
The first one was not mine (FanFiction.net)
सेकंड was all me. PS Don't joke about killing and bombs when आप were PAST ASSASSINS!!