20 ways to piss off Fang.
1). Poke him and continuously and ask if he’s emo.
2) Put fake blood on your hands and tell him आप accidently killed Phoebe.
3.) Dye his hair गुलाबी while he’s asleep.
4.) Lock him in a room with bright गुलाबी walls. (And a barf bag)
5.) Take a toy चाकू and ask Fang if he’s लॉस्ट his.
6.) Tell Fang that आप प्यार him.
7.) Hack into his blog and change his status update too “I प्यार Hannah Montana.”
8.) If आप ever get in a room alone with him, sing the ईमो song over and over
9.) Give him McDonald’s chicken nuggets and tell him he’s eating his mom.
10.) When Fang appears kick his shins and say आप didn’t see him there.
11.) दिखाना him a picture of bald Brittany, and ask if he would do that.
12.) Yell really loud “Phoebe your Fangy is waiting!”
13.) Tell Fang that Phoebe needs to talk, and look really serious
14) When he’s in the shower, bust in the bathroom and scream “ERASERS!”
15.) Have Phoebe किस a guy in the dark and say its Fang while Fang watches
16.) Put him on Valium, then make fun of him
17.) Handcuff Fang to Nudge and have her talk about everything she sees
18.) Ask him if Darth Vader copied him, या if he copied Darth Vader.
19.) Then say “Wait, आप aren’t that old!”
The thing that will really implode him is!
20.) Tell him he looks like a तितली when he flies. A Goth butterfly. या call him bird boy.