#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. आप invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. आप 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how आप found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a साल या two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought आप were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...

Song: link



Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting और than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much लॉस्ट the only person...

When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a प्यार for और of the Japanese culture. After पढ़ना about the country on an लेख online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. और specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling आप this so आप can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

Link: Okay, so, what do we do अगला on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are आप serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't आप find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: आप will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? आप mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, हे Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... हे Orca.
Orca: So, आप want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for आप to teach me a new हटाइए so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's जांघिया says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few मिनटों of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and एनीमेशन allows people to do things that आप couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to प्यार animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still प्यार the एनीमेशन of कार्टून and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with आप all एनीमेशन styles द्वारा creators that I प्यार the most. Some आप may like, and some I may get आप to like. So, let’s start with the...

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed द्वारा the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a साल after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss या even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are प्रशंसकों of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack द्वारा dragons. So, with the use of...

Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, आप always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, आप don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

Anime girls depending on clothing या breast size:

Small breasts, और layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one कुतिया, मतलबी nobody likes या for some reason find really cute.



Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just द्वारा them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.



Large breasts, और layers of clothes, या fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed द्वारा Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if आप live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done द्वारा Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for आप all, not a Nightmare on Elm सड़क, स्ट्रीट classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: आप know, आप shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did आप hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase आप forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a पेड़ stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. आप look very adorable. I gotta take आप to meet some friends....

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that आप just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, या downright awesome, आप just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My चोटी, शीर्ष 10 ऐनीमे Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean द्वारा this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality द्वारा making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get आप a new weapon, levels आप up, या gives आप money. However, there are THOSE survivors. आप know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy started the story द्वारा narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट (supposebly where most of Freddy's...