*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if आप aren’t too busy, maybe...

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved द्वारा a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who या what the characters and setting is, but आप don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

आप know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only कार्टून on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one दिखाना that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this दिखाना started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of टेलीविज़न limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only दिखाना saved द्वारा Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the क्रीपीपास्ता called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if आप play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell आप all that this story sucks. Or, और importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack कहा it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc आप आप overrated prick. आप suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, आप can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought आप liked Rarity....

Vroom in the Night Sky is considered द्वारा many to be the worst game on the निनटेंडो Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed द्वारा Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your निनटेंडो Switch. I want आप to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...

Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game द्वारा the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, आप play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. आप can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...

Willy Wonka and the चॉकलेट Factory was one of my प्रिय films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim बर्टन remake, Charlie and the चॉकलेट Factory, which felt और drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the चॉकलेट Factory for PS2, published द्वारा Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each लेख thus far. The game was developed द्वारा High Voltage Software, who...

So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...

So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a साल while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...

So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent पहाड़ी, हिल 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent पहाड़ी, हिल 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far और at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s...

So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game द्वारा FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then आप will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and आप play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame...

So, Persona 3 was a good game, and then Persona 4 came out and it was even better, and then we all wondered what sort of thing Persona 5 would be. And then we had to wait… for a long time. And I mean a looooooooooooooooooooooong time. But boy, let me tell you, when it finally came to grace the west, we were not expecting something like this, and we loved every सेकंड of it.
Persona 5 follows Ren Amamiya पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा पास्ता Mama Mia, या as प्रशंसकों prefer to call him, Akira, as he is sent to live with his guardian in Tokyo after being blamed for assaulting the Prime Minister, and is forced to experience...

Despite being a huge baby when I was a kid, there were few horror games या फिल्में that scared me. I was mostly scared द्वारा trivial things, like the boulder in Crash Bandicoot या the PS1 startup screen. I was never really scared of anything horror related… Resident Evil Remake was that one exception.
Being worked from the ground up to reimagine the original game and make it even और stunning, the game follows the S.T.A.R.S. team as they go into the mountains to investigate mysterious murders. There, they find a mansion full of zombies and monsters and now must survive to uncover the truth...

So it’s clear that I am a प्रशंसक of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 शीर्षक that is a sequel to the even और classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known द्वारा many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...