Master Sword (WWG430's Choice of Clothing)

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Canada24 Huh.. For Saten Twist, he wears that black skin suit Twilight had in IT'S ABOUT TIME

Windwakerguy430 Well, this is kinda what I wear in reality. A white polo shirt and red sneakers..... And pants, of course. Just didn't have any pants options

Canada24 I don't have a particular choice of outfit.. I just throw on what I see, don't even care if it matched

Steamed Hams but it's a witty poop द्वारा WM13

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Corner of Horror - Episode 101 - Doki Doki Literature Club

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………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with आप emotionally and mentally, and tricks आप द्वारा being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.

…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE लेख IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS लेख IF आप PLAN ON READING...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, दिखा रहा है Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 मैग्नम as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

Original Fan-Fiction: Network 999! Episode 2: A Trial, Then An Error....

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(Link to the first episode will be in the टिप्पणियाँ section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the अगला exciting episode of my new हाल का hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the अगला one a bit early. :D I hope आप enjoy the अगला episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the साल 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even और powerful than ever. आप see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one द्वारा far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, द्वारा far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

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Link: Man, this job is a lot और fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone द्वारा killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears संगीत behind waterfall) What is this. The संगीत is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - लेख 116 - Very Dirty Movie

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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do आप get when आप get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ आप get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

What's Your Take - लेख 97 - श्रेक is Hate, श्रेक is Die

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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as श्रेक is Love, श्रेक is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something आप want to see. Unless आप are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on आग again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

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The चोटी, शीर्ष 100 - #73: Katamari Damacy

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So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs या any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative या thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but और of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...

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DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 54 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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Why Wind Should Not Visit Dishonored

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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting और than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much लॉस्ट the only person...

What's Your Take - लेख 179 - Death NO!!!te (Spoilers for Death Note)

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So, I want to talk about an amazing ऐनीमे that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That ऐनीमे is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an ऐनीमे that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down द्वारा the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 6 - Youth and Revolt

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Link: Okay, so, what do we do अगला on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are आप serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't आप find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: आप will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 3 - All Work and No Play

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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one और person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. आप mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: आप want your reward या not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the कैन्डी store
Tetra:...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 6

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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, द्वारा setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK आप (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the अगला Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are आप still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED

Windwakerguy430's Video Game Parodies Part 1

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Final कल्पना 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...

What's Your Take - लेख 69 - Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction Ever

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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in सवाल is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, आप will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 1)

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तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! आप had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that आप were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. आप have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what आप did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. आप can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...