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Thomas: *Sunbathing*
Buttercup: Huh. I didn't know trains could do that.
Blossom: They can't, but speaking of trains, we're going to दिखाना आप an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 45
The Trouble With Gordon
July 23, 1955
Gordon was using a telephone booth on the station.
Gordon: Is that आप Coffee Crème?... Oh good, I'm so glad I can talk to आप again.
Coffee Crème: *At a hotel in London* Merci. This meeting for female railroad employees could have been anywhere else, and it was chosen to be in the worst spot ever.
Gordon: London. Their freight cars are so small that they could collapse if आप put a normal load in it.
Coffee Crème: And the couplings are so out of date.
Gordon: And dangerous.
Coffee Crème: Oui. Now if we were in my घर country, France, that would be a different story.
Gordon: But the trains in France are exactly the same as the ones in England.
Coffee Crème; Are they?
Gordon: Yes.
Coffee Crème: Well then, France needs the exact same railway equipment that we have in Equestria.
British Pony: Miss Crème? The meeting will start soon.
Coffee Crème: I have to go. *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Puts phone away* Oh well.
Today, Gordon had to work in the trainyard. He was working with Wilson, and NocturnalMirage on pushing freight cars down the hump. Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete came to see him.
Pete: Gordon will be happy to see this letter that Coffee Crème wrote to him.
Hawkeye: I'll bet.
Gordon: *In the same engine with Nocturnal Mirage*
Mirage: So, how is everything between you, and frenchy?
Gordon: Who's that?
Mirage: Your special somepony.
Gordon: आप mean Coffee Crème?
Mirage: Yes.
Gordon: Okay, I suppose.
Pete: Gordon, आप have a letter.
Gordon: Stop the train, I'll be back. *Walks out of cab* What is it sir? *Sees Hawkeye, and Stylo* Why are these two bastards here?!
Hawkeye: Better to be a bastard, then a bitch.
Gordon: आप be quiet!
Stylo: What's the matter? Afraid of an insult that's better then yours?
Gordon: I कहा be quiet!!
Pete: Just read this. *Gives letter to Gordon*
Gordon: *sees letter* It's from Coffee Crème!! Yay!!!
Pete: Now listen आप two, Gordon is getting too hostile without his special somepony. Lighten up on him, be his friend.
Hawkeye: I wouldn't do that for a million bucks.
Stylo: I wouldn't do it for two million.
Pete: What about your job? Surely that's important.
Hawkeye: It is.
Stylo: We'll do it.
Pete: That's और like it.
Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: आप got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: आप were rushing me just so आप could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise आप four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately, I fold.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm in. *Puts in four dollars*
Orion: Alright, everypony. *Shows cards* Three aces.
Percy: All I got are two queens.
Hawkeye: Oh wow.
Percy: And, three kings.
Jeff: आप enjoy that full house of yours, but I have four of a kind.
Pete: Of what?
Jeff: Sevens.
Pete: Well, that barely beat my four of a kind of sixes. Good job Jeffery.
Hawkeye: Now, wait just a minute.
Pete: Why? आप got something better then what Jeff has?
Hawkeye: No, but I thought you'd all wanna see my hand. Which is a straight.
Jeff: अगला time, get a straight flush.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
Pete: Hey, I just got a good idea. Why don't we get Gordon to come play with us?
Hawkeye: No, bad idea.
Stylo: He doesn't like staying after work.
Pete: Just call him, and tell him to come play with us.
Hawkeye: *Goes over to telephone booth, and puts in a dime* What's Gordon's number?
Pete: Here, let me do it. *Goes to telephone booth, and puts in Gordon's number* Is it ringing?
Hawkeye: *Listening to phone* It's ringing.
Gordon: Who is this?!
Hawkeye: Gordon, it's me Pierce.
Gordon: Are आप going to prank call me?
Hawkeye: No, I was hoping you'd come down to the station, and play poker with us.
Gordon: I don't have to put up with that abuse!
Hawkeye: Nopony even abused आप yet. Please, just get over here, and play poker with us.
Gordon: Ah, fine. I'll be down in seven minutes.
Hawkeye: Good. *Hangs up*
Pete: Well? What did he say?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Gordon* I'll be down in seven minutes.
Pete: That's a good imitation of him, but don't do it around him.
Seven मिनटों later, Gordon arrived.
Gordon: Alright, so what do I have to do?
Hawkeye: First, the dealer gives each of us five cards.
Gordon: Okay.
Pete: *Dealing cards*
Gordon: When he finishes, then what do we do?
Hawkeye: आप have the option of getting rid of any cards आप don't want. The maximum amount of cards आप can get rid of is three. आप can only get rid of four if आप have an Ace, but आप have to दिखाना it to everypony.
Gordon: Okay.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards*
Stylo: I'm going to take two.
Gordon: Hey. How do I know which one to get rid of?
Hawkeye: आप wanna get the best hand आप can get. Pete, let me have three cards.
Pete: *Gives three cards to Hawkeye*
Gordon: I'm going to stay with the cards I have.
Pete: Very well.
Percy: I just want one.
Pete: Okay, *gives one card to Pete* Wilson?
Wilson: Three.
Pete: *Gives three cards to Wilson* I'm guessing the rest of आप want three.
Orion & Jeff: Yes.
Pete: I'll be damned. *Gives Orion, and Jeff three cards*
Gordon: Then what happens?
Hawkeye: Then, we start betting.
Stylo: But if आप have a bad hand, आप fold. Just like what I'm about to do. *Folds*
Hawkeye: I'm putting in three dollars.
Gordon: FIFTY DOLLARS!!
Pete: The is five hotshot.
Gordon: Then.. FIVE DOLLARS!! *Puts in five dollars*
Hawkeye: Don't forget the original three dollars.
Gordon: Oh, thank you. *Puts in three dollars*
Percy: That's too much for me. *Folds*
Wilson: I'm in. *Puts in eight dollars*
Orion: I fold.
Jeff: I also fold.
Pete: Yeah, I think I'm gonna fold too.
Hawkeye: *Puts in five dollars* Let's see your hand Gordon.
Gordon: *Shows hand* Royal Flush!
Hawkeye: No way.
Orion: On his first time too.
One घंटा later, they played और poker, and Gordon won all of their money.
Gordon: आप know what this calls for?
Hawkeye: Don't tell me, alcohol.
Gordon: Yeah. *Brings out bottle of champagne* I've been saving this for a good time, and now I'd like to share it with you.
Hawkeye: Where are the glasses?
Gordon: *Levitates glasses onto तालिका, टेबल with magic* Here आप go.
Stylo: Thank you.
Gordon: *Opens bottle, and pours glass of champagne* This one is for me. *Drinking champagne, then falls over*
Hawkeye: I think he has a zero tolerance for any kind of "good stuff" from 1922.
Pete: Well, I better get going.
Percy: Yeah, me too.
Jeff: I have to go home.
So, everypony except Hawkeye, Stylo, Gordon, and Orion left the station.
Hawkeye: Hold it. I also saved something for a good time. *Shows medical tag* This is what they put on a pony's back hoof when they die.
Stylo: I got a pen.
Hawkeye: *Puts tag around Gordon's hoof*
Stylo: And now we write, retarded, and morally bankrupt.
Hawkeye: *Writing retarded, and morally bankrupt*
Orion: *Walks onto train tracks, then sees a train, and begins to sing* When the moon hits your eye like a big पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा pie, that's amore!
Engineer: *Blows horn three times*
Orion: *Gets off train track*
Engineer: *Stops train*
Orion: Need anything?
Engineer: No, just stopping to refuel my engine.
Orion: Well stay there, I'll get it for you. *Runs to fuel pump, and puts it in engine*
Engineer: Thank you.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Leaves train station*
Gordon: *Standing up* Ugh, what happened? *Walking towards train*
Engineer: *Looking at fuel gauge*
Orion: *Looking at engineer*
Gordon: *Climbs into boxcar* Okay, time to head home. *Grabs keys* Where's the ignition?
Engineer: Okay, the tank is full. Thanks again.
Orion: No problem.
Engineer: *Drives train*
Gordon was too busy being drunk to realize he was on a moving freight train.
The अगला morning, Pete arrived in his office. Once he sat down, the phone rang.
Pete: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Santa Neigh Pony: Yeah, is this Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes, and who might आप be?
Santa Neigh Pony: The name's Jake. I'm a worker on the Atchison Topeka, and Santa Neigh Railroad, calling from Bridgeport Neighbraska. Somepony from your railroad ended up on one of our trains.
Pete: Where is he now?
Jake: He's just laying द्वारा the train tracks. Listen, आप need to get him back quickly. We're supposed to get a huge amount of freight cars in our train yard over here, and we don't want this overweight unicorn messing things up.
Pete: I don't blame you. I'll send two ponies to come pick him up. They'll arrive in a switch engine, and help with any of the assignments if necessary.
Jake: Thank you.
Working Pony: हे Jake, आप better get off the phone. A big train is coming in right now!
Jake: I have to go. Thanks for everything Mr. Reimer. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Gets on PA system to trainyard* Pierce Hawkins, and Stylo Bevaria, please रिपोर्ट to my office.
Hawkeye: Just when we were about to get a freight out of the yards.
Stylo: Better luck अगला time.
Both stallions arrived at Pete's office.
Pete: It has come to my attention that Gordon somehow ended up in a town in Neighbraska called Bridgeport, on the Santa Neigh Line. Do आप know how it happened?
Hawkeye: No, but I can tell आप why it happened.
Pete: Just go get him back. Take engine #121 over to Bridgeport. आप may need to help those ponies with some activity in the train yard.
Stylo: We should've known.
So they both went back to the train yard to get engine #121, a GP7, then went to Bridgeport to get Gordon.
द्वारा the time they arrived, Gordon was starting to sober up.
Gordon: What is this? *Looking at tag* Retarded, and morally bankrupt? That's not true!
Hawkeye: *Arrives, and blows horn seven times, making it sound like the shave & a haircut song*
Gordon: Oh finally, my फ्रेंड्स are here to get me back to Cheyenne.
Stylo: Yup, get in.
Hawkeye: The sooner, the better.
Gordon: *Gets on engine*
Jake: Hey, what about the work in the train yard?
Hawkeye: Sorry buster, you're gonna have to do that yourself. *Drives away*
Gordon: My knights in shining armor! *Hugging Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Stop it Gordon!
Stylo: And don't आप dare hug me. I don't want to get arrested for being hugged द्वारा a gay pony.
Gordon: I don't understand this. आप were being nice to me earlier, but now you're being mean!
Hawkeye: We were never nice to आप Gordon, it was all a nightmare.
Gordon: Oh no it wasn't! I was popular, don't आप deny it! *Pouts, and looks away from Hawkeye, and Stylo*
When they returned to Cheyenne, Gordon was in for a pleasant surprise.
Gordon: Coffee Crème! You're back!
Coffee Crème: Of course I am. आप have no idea how boring it was in London.
Hawkeye: आप have no idea how boring it was trying to be nice to Gordon.
Coffee Crème: Leave us alone.
Stylo: We're not finished yet.
Hawkeye: Frenchy and Gordon sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Gordon: Oh stop it!
Stylo: Hold up. *grabs paper, and pencil* One और thing we want to दिखाना you. *Drawing*
Gordon: What is it?
Coffee Crème: *Watching*
Stylo: Finished. *Shows drawing of the middle finger to Gordon*
The End
On the अगला episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye has to do something he doesn't want to do.
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Blossom: If आप thought we had trouble with बंदूकों earlier, check out what happens here.
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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run द्वारा five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Episode 34: Aim High
Narrator: In Hunterdon, there is a shooting range. People shoot at the targets with their guns, and if they hit the bulls-eye, they win a prize. There's also many different types of challenges, and games. Everyone likes going there.
Stop the song.
Narrator: On the Hunterdon Central Railroad, Mr. Wright was talking to Eddie, and Grayback.
Mr. Wright: आप two have an important job. The Eastern Pacific will be bringing us rifles to deliver to the shooting range. The ammunition will also be loaded on there. I want आप to be very careful with the rifles, and ammo. No accidents.
Eddie: We'll be very careful Mr. Wright. Won't we Grayback?
Grayback: Yes sir. We're always careful. We haven't had one accident, and we never will. None, zero, nada, nein-
Mr. Wright: That's enough.
Audience: *Laughing*
Eddie: When will they be here?
Mr. Wright: Tomorrow. Now go ahead, and deliver the soda to depot 3.
Grayback: Okay.
Narrator: अगला morning at dawn, Jerry, and Shayne were waiting for their freight cars to be loaded with the rifles, and ammo.
Jerry: आप know something?
Shayne: What?
Jerry: I never thought that बंदूकों would be used in a kid's show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: Well, they're not being used for violence, so there's nothing to worry about.
Kenny was eavesdropping on their conversation. Jerry, and Shayne did not notice him.
Kenny: *Backs up to Panzer, Ferris, and Jack* Okay, here's, the plan.
Jack: The plan is for Kenny to learn how to talk normally, and not pause between words in the same sentence.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kenny: That, was not funny. In fact, it has proven to be..... Very..... Annoying.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ferris: He's right though, आप keep pausing between words for no reason.
Jack: If anyone is being annoying, it's you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kenny: Let me tell आप the plan. We will get Jerry, and Shayne to come toward one of us. Because, we will cause an accident, on purpose.
Jack: How is it an accident if we do it on purpose?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kenny: *Annoyed* GRRRR!!!
Panzer: Why are we gonna cause an accident?
Kenny: *Calms down* Because, they will help us clean up the mess.
Ferris: Okay, that makes sense.
Panzer: *Goes to collect some freight cars*
Narrator: Jerry, and Shayne were watching the signal in front of them. Soon it would change from red to green.
Panzer: *Puts his freight cars on the line closest to the water*
Ferris: *Goes to collect और freight cars*
Kenny: *Goes to Jerry, and Shayne* Excuse me आप two. I believe there is an accident behind us.
Jerry: Really? I didn't hear one.
Kenny: Wait for it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ferris: *Pushes freight cars off the line, and into the ocean*
Shayne: I heard it.
Jerry: *Sees the signal turn green* Good luck cleaning that up. We have to go, otherwise we'll be late. *Leaves the harbor with Shayne*
Kenny: Oh no आप don't!! *Goes fast, and rams part of Jerry's train off the tracks*
Narrator: The freight cars went into a building with a gasoline tank. Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and the building was on fire.
Shayne: Oh great. Two accidents.
Kenny: Shayne, Jerry, help the others get those cars out of the ocean. I will pull the rest of these cars away.
Narrator: Jerry, and Shayne went to get a क्रेन to get the freight cars that Ferris pushed out of the water. The freight cars with ammo, and rifles were now available for Kenny to take.
Kenny: Good thing, there is a gap, between these cars, and- *Gets hit द्वारा debris from another explosion, and breaks down* आप have got to be kidding me. *Watches the freight cars behind him catch on fire* Uh oh.. *Sees the आग getting bigger*
Narrator: Just then, Shayne, and Jerry arrived with Mr. Baldwin on a passenger car being pushed द्वारा Sean.
Mr. Baldwin: Kenny, I never thought आप would cause an accident on purpose just to steal a train from two of my engines.
Kenny: Hey, I'll do anything to make आप go out of business. I'm worse then मकड़ी Man.
Sean: Yeah, I'll believe that, considering that he's not a villain like you.
Kenny: Remember in मकड़ी Man 3 when he turned evil?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah, except-
Mr. Baldwin: Let's talk about super हीरोस later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: We need to put out the fire. Kenny-
Kenny: I got hit द्वारा debris just before आप arrived, so don't bother asking me for help.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Okay, Sean, put my coach over to the other N.E.L engines. I want आप to get five tank cars full of water.
Sean: I can do that.
Narrator: While Sean was going to collect the water, Amy, and Kaela from the Mossberg Narrow Gauge railway arrived.
Amy: Wow. Who caused that? *Looks at Kenny* Was it you?
Kenny: *Annoyed* How did आप know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kaela: You're the ring leader of all the bad engines working on the Northern Errol Line.
Kenny: Actually, that's Mr. Bruce, my controller. He wants us to make the Eastern Pacific run out of business, so we try to do whatever we can.
Kaela: Unfortunately, your plans don't work out well. Do they?
Kenny: *Getting angry*
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Lowering the क्रेन hook, and pulls up a freight car* Ferris, can I ask आप a question?
Ferris: What?
Shayne: Did you, and Kenny cause this on purpose?
Ferris: Yes.
Jack: We were supposed to distract you, but Kenny told us too many things that weren't important, and made us late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: Is this the only क्रेन available?
Shayne: Unfortunately, yes. I thought आप knew that, आप were with me when we got this one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Returns with the water* Okay, put out that fire!
Workmen: *Putting hoses into the tank cars, and spray water onto the fire*
Kenny: It is not my fault, the plan went wrong. आप may blame Jack for that, because, he has proven to be..... Very.... Annoying.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kaela: You're annoying with all those unnecessary pauses आप put between words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kenny: From now on, I will not talk to आप for the rest of the day.
Amy: Why not? Don't आप like us?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The आग was just put out.
Sean: Alright, nice work.
Workmen: *High fiving each other*
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Narrator: The अगला day, Shayne, and Jerry arrived at the Hunterdon Central Railroad with the rifles, and ammo.
Jerry: Sorry for the delay, but the Northern Errol Line was making things complicated for us.
Grayback: At least आप made it.
Shayne: Thanks.
Eddie: Alright, let us take those cars. We don't want to be late.
Jerry: You're already 24 hours late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Jerry, and Shayne uncoupled theirselves from the cars, and watched Eddie, and Grayback get coupled up to them. They were going too fast though, and bumped into the cars.
Jerry: *Closes his eyes shut, but opens them again* Huh, I thought something bad was gonna happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Eddie: No, that's only if आप expose the ammo to fire.
Shayne: Well, that explains how our train caught on fire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Characters used for episode
Mr. Wright
Eddie
Grayback
Panzer
Kenny
Ferris
Jack
Shayne
Jerry
Mr. Baldwin
Sean
Amy
Kaela
Songs used for episode
Cannonball - Duane Eddy
Looking Out - Gran Turismo 6 Soundtrack
CHiPs Theme - John Parker and Alan Silvestri
The End
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Blossom: Well, that was fun.
Bubbles: We won't be back until September 26 due to Labor Day, Patriot Day, and Rosh Hashanah.
Buttercup: Enjoy the summer before it ends!
Thomas: *Sunbathing*
Buttercup: Huh. I didn't know trains could do that.
Blossom: They can't, but speaking of trains, we're going to दिखाना आप an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 45
The Trouble With Gordon
July 23, 1955
Gordon was using a telephone booth on the station.
Gordon: Is that आप Coffee Crème?... Oh good, I'm so glad I can talk to आप again.
Coffee Crème: *At a hotel in London* Merci. This meeting for female railroad employees could have been anywhere else, and it was chosen to be in the worst spot ever.
Gordon: London. Their freight cars are so small that they could collapse if आप put a normal load in it.
Coffee Crème: And the couplings are so out of date.
Gordon: And dangerous.
Coffee Crème: Oui. Now if we were in my घर country, France, that would be a different story.
Gordon: But the trains in France are exactly the same as the ones in England.
Coffee Crème; Are they?
Gordon: Yes.
Coffee Crème: Well then, France needs the exact same railway equipment that we have in Equestria.
British Pony: Miss Crème? The meeting will start soon.
Coffee Crème: I have to go. *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Puts phone away* Oh well.
Today, Gordon had to work in the trainyard. He was working with Wilson, and NocturnalMirage on pushing freight cars down the hump. Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete came to see him.
Pete: Gordon will be happy to see this letter that Coffee Crème wrote to him.
Hawkeye: I'll bet.
Gordon: *In the same engine with Nocturnal Mirage*
Mirage: So, how is everything between you, and frenchy?
Gordon: Who's that?
Mirage: Your special somepony.
Gordon: आप mean Coffee Crème?
Mirage: Yes.
Gordon: Okay, I suppose.
Pete: Gordon, आप have a letter.
Gordon: Stop the train, I'll be back. *Walks out of cab* What is it sir? *Sees Hawkeye, and Stylo* Why are these two bastards here?!
Hawkeye: Better to be a bastard, then a bitch.
Gordon: आप be quiet!
Stylo: What's the matter? Afraid of an insult that's better then yours?
Gordon: I कहा be quiet!!
Pete: Just read this. *Gives letter to Gordon*
Gordon: *sees letter* It's from Coffee Crème!! Yay!!!
Pete: Now listen आप two, Gordon is getting too hostile without his special somepony. Lighten up on him, be his friend.
Hawkeye: I wouldn't do that for a million bucks.
Stylo: I wouldn't do it for two million.
Pete: What about your job? Surely that's important.
Hawkeye: It is.
Stylo: We'll do it.
Pete: That's और like it.
Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: आप got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: आप were rushing me just so आप could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise आप four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately, I fold.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm in. *Puts in four dollars*
Orion: Alright, everypony. *Shows cards* Three aces.
Percy: All I got are two queens.
Hawkeye: Oh wow.
Percy: And, three kings.
Jeff: आप enjoy that full house of yours, but I have four of a kind.
Pete: Of what?
Jeff: Sevens.
Pete: Well, that barely beat my four of a kind of sixes. Good job Jeffery.
Hawkeye: Now, wait just a minute.
Pete: Why? आप got something better then what Jeff has?
Hawkeye: No, but I thought you'd all wanna see my hand. Which is a straight.
Jeff: अगला time, get a straight flush.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
Pete: Hey, I just got a good idea. Why don't we get Gordon to come play with us?
Hawkeye: No, bad idea.
Stylo: He doesn't like staying after work.
Pete: Just call him, and tell him to come play with us.
Hawkeye: *Goes over to telephone booth, and puts in a dime* What's Gordon's number?
Pete: Here, let me do it. *Goes to telephone booth, and puts in Gordon's number* Is it ringing?
Hawkeye: *Listening to phone* It's ringing.
Gordon: Who is this?!
Hawkeye: Gordon, it's me Pierce.
Gordon: Are आप going to prank call me?
Hawkeye: No, I was hoping you'd come down to the station, and play poker with us.
Gordon: I don't have to put up with that abuse!
Hawkeye: Nopony even abused आप yet. Please, just get over here, and play poker with us.
Gordon: Ah, fine. I'll be down in seven minutes.
Hawkeye: Good. *Hangs up*
Pete: Well? What did he say?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Gordon* I'll be down in seven minutes.
Pete: That's a good imitation of him, but don't do it around him.
Seven मिनटों later, Gordon arrived.
Gordon: Alright, so what do I have to do?
Hawkeye: First, the dealer gives each of us five cards.
Gordon: Okay.
Pete: *Dealing cards*
Gordon: When he finishes, then what do we do?
Hawkeye: आप have the option of getting rid of any cards आप don't want. The maximum amount of cards आप can get rid of is three. आप can only get rid of four if आप have an Ace, but आप have to दिखाना it to everypony.
Gordon: Okay.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards*
Stylo: I'm going to take two.
Gordon: Hey. How do I know which one to get rid of?
Hawkeye: आप wanna get the best hand आप can get. Pete, let me have three cards.
Pete: *Gives three cards to Hawkeye*
Gordon: I'm going to stay with the cards I have.
Pete: Very well.
Percy: I just want one.
Pete: Okay, *gives one card to Pete* Wilson?
Wilson: Three.
Pete: *Gives three cards to Wilson* I'm guessing the rest of आप want three.
Orion & Jeff: Yes.
Pete: I'll be damned. *Gives Orion, and Jeff three cards*
Gordon: Then what happens?
Hawkeye: Then, we start betting.
Stylo: But if आप have a bad hand, आप fold. Just like what I'm about to do. *Folds*
Hawkeye: I'm putting in three dollars.
Gordon: FIFTY DOLLARS!!
Pete: The is five hotshot.
Gordon: Then.. FIVE DOLLARS!! *Puts in five dollars*
Hawkeye: Don't forget the original three dollars.
Gordon: Oh, thank you. *Puts in three dollars*
Percy: That's too much for me. *Folds*
Wilson: I'm in. *Puts in eight dollars*
Orion: I fold.
Jeff: I also fold.
Pete: Yeah, I think I'm gonna fold too.
Hawkeye: *Puts in five dollars* Let's see your hand Gordon.
Gordon: *Shows hand* Royal Flush!
Hawkeye: No way.
Orion: On his first time too.
One घंटा later, they played और poker, and Gordon won all of their money.
Gordon: आप know what this calls for?
Hawkeye: Don't tell me, alcohol.
Gordon: Yeah. *Brings out bottle of champagne* I've been saving this for a good time, and now I'd like to share it with you.
Hawkeye: Where are the glasses?
Gordon: *Levitates glasses onto तालिका, टेबल with magic* Here आप go.
Stylo: Thank you.
Gordon: *Opens bottle, and pours glass of champagne* This one is for me. *Drinking champagne, then falls over*
Hawkeye: I think he has a zero tolerance for any kind of "good stuff" from 1922.
Pete: Well, I better get going.
Percy: Yeah, me too.
Jeff: I have to go home.
So, everypony except Hawkeye, Stylo, Gordon, and Orion left the station.
Hawkeye: Hold it. I also saved something for a good time. *Shows medical tag* This is what they put on a pony's back hoof when they die.
Stylo: I got a pen.
Hawkeye: *Puts tag around Gordon's hoof*
Stylo: And now we write, retarded, and morally bankrupt.
Hawkeye: *Writing retarded, and morally bankrupt*
Orion: *Walks onto train tracks, then sees a train, and begins to sing* When the moon hits your eye like a big पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा pie, that's amore!
Engineer: *Blows horn three times*
Orion: *Gets off train track*
Engineer: *Stops train*
Orion: Need anything?
Engineer: No, just stopping to refuel my engine.
Orion: Well stay there, I'll get it for you. *Runs to fuel pump, and puts it in engine*
Engineer: Thank you.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Leaves train station*
Gordon: *Standing up* Ugh, what happened? *Walking towards train*
Engineer: *Looking at fuel gauge*
Orion: *Looking at engineer*
Gordon: *Climbs into boxcar* Okay, time to head home. *Grabs keys* Where's the ignition?
Engineer: Okay, the tank is full. Thanks again.
Orion: No problem.
Engineer: *Drives train*
Gordon was too busy being drunk to realize he was on a moving freight train.
The अगला morning, Pete arrived in his office. Once he sat down, the phone rang.
Pete: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Santa Neigh Pony: Yeah, is this Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes, and who might आप be?
Santa Neigh Pony: The name's Jake. I'm a worker on the Atchison Topeka, and Santa Neigh Railroad, calling from Bridgeport Neighbraska. Somepony from your railroad ended up on one of our trains.
Pete: Where is he now?
Jake: He's just laying द्वारा the train tracks. Listen, आप need to get him back quickly. We're supposed to get a huge amount of freight cars in our train yard over here, and we don't want this overweight unicorn messing things up.
Pete: I don't blame you. I'll send two ponies to come pick him up. They'll arrive in a switch engine, and help with any of the assignments if necessary.
Jake: Thank you.
Working Pony: हे Jake, आप better get off the phone. A big train is coming in right now!
Jake: I have to go. Thanks for everything Mr. Reimer. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Gets on PA system to trainyard* Pierce Hawkins, and Stylo Bevaria, please रिपोर्ट to my office.
Hawkeye: Just when we were about to get a freight out of the yards.
Stylo: Better luck अगला time.
Both stallions arrived at Pete's office.
Pete: It has come to my attention that Gordon somehow ended up in a town in Neighbraska called Bridgeport, on the Santa Neigh Line. Do आप know how it happened?
Hawkeye: No, but I can tell आप why it happened.
Pete: Just go get him back. Take engine #121 over to Bridgeport. आप may need to help those ponies with some activity in the train yard.
Stylo: We should've known.
So they both went back to the train yard to get engine #121, a GP7, then went to Bridgeport to get Gordon.
द्वारा the time they arrived, Gordon was starting to sober up.
Gordon: What is this? *Looking at tag* Retarded, and morally bankrupt? That's not true!
Hawkeye: *Arrives, and blows horn seven times, making it sound like the shave & a haircut song*
Gordon: Oh finally, my फ्रेंड्स are here to get me back to Cheyenne.
Stylo: Yup, get in.
Hawkeye: The sooner, the better.
Gordon: *Gets on engine*
Jake: Hey, what about the work in the train yard?
Hawkeye: Sorry buster, you're gonna have to do that yourself. *Drives away*
Gordon: My knights in shining armor! *Hugging Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Stop it Gordon!
Stylo: And don't आप dare hug me. I don't want to get arrested for being hugged द्वारा a gay pony.
Gordon: I don't understand this. आप were being nice to me earlier, but now you're being mean!
Hawkeye: We were never nice to आप Gordon, it was all a nightmare.
Gordon: Oh no it wasn't! I was popular, don't आप deny it! *Pouts, and looks away from Hawkeye, and Stylo*
When they returned to Cheyenne, Gordon was in for a pleasant surprise.
Gordon: Coffee Crème! You're back!
Coffee Crème: Of course I am. आप have no idea how boring it was in London.
Hawkeye: आप have no idea how boring it was trying to be nice to Gordon.
Coffee Crème: Leave us alone.
Stylo: We're not finished yet.
Hawkeye: Frenchy and Gordon sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Gordon: Oh stop it!
Stylo: Hold up. *grabs paper, and pencil* One और thing we want to दिखाना you. *Drawing*
Gordon: What is it?
Coffee Crème: *Watching*
Stylo: Finished. *Shows drawing of the middle finger to Gordon*
The End
On the अगला episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye has to do something he doesn't want to do.
Song: link
Blossom: If आप thought we had trouble with बंदूकों earlier, check out what happens here.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run द्वारा five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Episode 34: Aim High
Narrator: In Hunterdon, there is a shooting range. People shoot at the targets with their guns, and if they hit the bulls-eye, they win a prize. There's also many different types of challenges, and games. Everyone likes going there.
Stop the song.
Narrator: On the Hunterdon Central Railroad, Mr. Wright was talking to Eddie, and Grayback.
Mr. Wright: आप two have an important job. The Eastern Pacific will be bringing us rifles to deliver to the shooting range. The ammunition will also be loaded on there. I want आप to be very careful with the rifles, and ammo. No accidents.
Eddie: We'll be very careful Mr. Wright. Won't we Grayback?
Grayback: Yes sir. We're always careful. We haven't had one accident, and we never will. None, zero, nada, nein-
Mr. Wright: That's enough.
Audience: *Laughing*
Eddie: When will they be here?
Mr. Wright: Tomorrow. Now go ahead, and deliver the soda to depot 3.
Grayback: Okay.
Narrator: अगला morning at dawn, Jerry, and Shayne were waiting for their freight cars to be loaded with the rifles, and ammo.
Jerry: आप know something?
Shayne: What?
Jerry: I never thought that बंदूकों would be used in a kid's show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: Well, they're not being used for violence, so there's nothing to worry about.
Kenny was eavesdropping on their conversation. Jerry, and Shayne did not notice him.
Kenny: *Backs up to Panzer, Ferris, and Jack* Okay, here's, the plan.
Jack: The plan is for Kenny to learn how to talk normally, and not pause between words in the same sentence.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kenny: That, was not funny. In fact, it has proven to be..... Very..... Annoying.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ferris: He's right though, आप keep pausing between words for no reason.
Jack: If anyone is being annoying, it's you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kenny: Let me tell आप the plan. We will get Jerry, and Shayne to come toward one of us. Because, we will cause an accident, on purpose.
Jack: How is it an accident if we do it on purpose?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kenny: *Annoyed* GRRRR!!!
Panzer: Why are we gonna cause an accident?
Kenny: *Calms down* Because, they will help us clean up the mess.
Ferris: Okay, that makes sense.
Panzer: *Goes to collect some freight cars*
Narrator: Jerry, and Shayne were watching the signal in front of them. Soon it would change from red to green.
Panzer: *Puts his freight cars on the line closest to the water*
Ferris: *Goes to collect और freight cars*
Kenny: *Goes to Jerry, and Shayne* Excuse me आप two. I believe there is an accident behind us.
Jerry: Really? I didn't hear one.
Kenny: Wait for it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ferris: *Pushes freight cars off the line, and into the ocean*
Shayne: I heard it.
Jerry: *Sees the signal turn green* Good luck cleaning that up. We have to go, otherwise we'll be late. *Leaves the harbor with Shayne*
Kenny: Oh no आप don't!! *Goes fast, and rams part of Jerry's train off the tracks*
Narrator: The freight cars went into a building with a gasoline tank. Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and the building was on fire.
Shayne: Oh great. Two accidents.
Kenny: Shayne, Jerry, help the others get those cars out of the ocean. I will pull the rest of these cars away.
Narrator: Jerry, and Shayne went to get a क्रेन to get the freight cars that Ferris pushed out of the water. The freight cars with ammo, and rifles were now available for Kenny to take.
Kenny: Good thing, there is a gap, between these cars, and- *Gets hit द्वारा debris from another explosion, and breaks down* आप have got to be kidding me. *Watches the freight cars behind him catch on fire* Uh oh.. *Sees the आग getting bigger*
Narrator: Just then, Shayne, and Jerry arrived with Mr. Baldwin on a passenger car being pushed द्वारा Sean.
Mr. Baldwin: Kenny, I never thought आप would cause an accident on purpose just to steal a train from two of my engines.
Kenny: Hey, I'll do anything to make आप go out of business. I'm worse then मकड़ी Man.
Sean: Yeah, I'll believe that, considering that he's not a villain like you.
Kenny: Remember in मकड़ी Man 3 when he turned evil?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah, except-
Mr. Baldwin: Let's talk about super हीरोस later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: We need to put out the fire. Kenny-
Kenny: I got hit द्वारा debris just before आप arrived, so don't bother asking me for help.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Okay, Sean, put my coach over to the other N.E.L engines. I want आप to get five tank cars full of water.
Sean: I can do that.
Narrator: While Sean was going to collect the water, Amy, and Kaela from the Mossberg Narrow Gauge railway arrived.
Amy: Wow. Who caused that? *Looks at Kenny* Was it you?
Kenny: *Annoyed* How did आप know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kaela: You're the ring leader of all the bad engines working on the Northern Errol Line.
Kenny: Actually, that's Mr. Bruce, my controller. He wants us to make the Eastern Pacific run out of business, so we try to do whatever we can.
Kaela: Unfortunately, your plans don't work out well. Do they?
Kenny: *Getting angry*
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Lowering the क्रेन hook, and pulls up a freight car* Ferris, can I ask आप a question?
Ferris: What?
Shayne: Did you, and Kenny cause this on purpose?
Ferris: Yes.
Jack: We were supposed to distract you, but Kenny told us too many things that weren't important, and made us late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: Is this the only क्रेन available?
Shayne: Unfortunately, yes. I thought आप knew that, आप were with me when we got this one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Returns with the water* Okay, put out that fire!
Workmen: *Putting hoses into the tank cars, and spray water onto the fire*
Kenny: It is not my fault, the plan went wrong. आप may blame Jack for that, because, he has proven to be..... Very.... Annoying.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kaela: You're annoying with all those unnecessary pauses आप put between words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kenny: From now on, I will not talk to आप for the rest of the day.
Amy: Why not? Don't आप like us?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The आग was just put out.
Sean: Alright, nice work.
Workmen: *High fiving each other*
Song: link
Narrator: The अगला day, Shayne, and Jerry arrived at the Hunterdon Central Railroad with the rifles, and ammo.
Jerry: Sorry for the delay, but the Northern Errol Line was making things complicated for us.
Grayback: At least आप made it.
Shayne: Thanks.
Eddie: Alright, let us take those cars. We don't want to be late.
Jerry: You're already 24 hours late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Jerry, and Shayne uncoupled theirselves from the cars, and watched Eddie, and Grayback get coupled up to them. They were going too fast though, and bumped into the cars.
Jerry: *Closes his eyes shut, but opens them again* Huh, I thought something bad was gonna happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Eddie: No, that's only if आप expose the ammo to fire.
Shayne: Well, that explains how our train caught on fire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Characters used for episode
Mr. Wright
Eddie
Grayback
Panzer
Kenny
Ferris
Jack
Shayne
Jerry
Mr. Baldwin
Sean
Amy
Kaela
Songs used for episode
Cannonball - Duane Eddy
Looking Out - Gran Turismo 6 Soundtrack
CHiPs Theme - John Parker and Alan Silvestri
The End
Song: link
Blossom: Well, that was fun.
Bubbles: We won't be back until September 26 due to Labor Day, Patriot Day, and Rosh Hashanah.
Buttercup: Enjoy the summer before it ends!
