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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow officer and must avoid the police while taking out every single mobster and violent drug addict in the city while finding the स्रोत of Valkyrie. Honestly, this is what I wanted the Punisher game to be और like. I mean, The Punisher game was…. Okay, but nothing special. But this game is way और fun to play, simply for one little mechanic, a thing that this game didn’t exactly start, but popularized in the gaming world: Bullet Time. As आप fight groups of enemies with guns, आप can slow down the game as Max Payne jumps to the side, firing bullets at enemies and getting kill cams for the final enemy killed. While the Matrix made this लोकप्रिय in movies, Max Payne made it लोकप्रिय in video games, and was used in many other video games, even other Rockstar games like Red Dead Redemption. It’s satisfying to cause the world around Max to come to a slow pace as आप see the bullets fly to their target. The other parts of this game are fun too, like the comic book style cutscenes are pretty charming and add well to Max Payne who, let’s be real, is kind of a cheesy anti hero in this game. Not that that’s a complaint, I प्यार how goofy it can be. And the levels are pretty fun to go through as well. Sure, आप do have a few buildings and warehouses, but that mixed with the New York streets covered in snow is quite nice to see, even if it’s in the usual Xbox graphics where it tried to go for realism and now looks...ugh.
I really do like the Max Payne game, despite having played it in years. It’s dark but not too dark story telling, it’s fun gameplay, bullet time, and then there’s that classic Max Payne theme. So damn nice. I may give the other two games a try someday, but as it stands, Max Payne is a real classic among third person shooters
posted by Canada24
Freddy started the story द्वारा narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट (supposebly where most of Freddy's...
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…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY महीना at this point? It’s और like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted नितंब, गधा schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big महीना long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we हटाइए on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where आप play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my प्रिय video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...
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So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
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Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s हैलोवीन finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if आप aren’t too busy, maybe...
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~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved द्वारा a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...
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आप know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only कार्टून on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one दिखाना that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this दिखाना started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of टेलीविज़न limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only दिखाना saved द्वारा Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Now, people have been talking about the क्रीपीपास्ता called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if आप play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell आप all that this story sucks. Or, और importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack कहा it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Henry: so... what are आप working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 साल old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are आप in here?

Henry: I just want to know what आप are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the दिन this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, आप can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought आप liked Rarity....
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Vroom in the Night Sky is considered द्वारा many to be the worst game on the निनटेंडो Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed द्वारा Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your निनटेंडो Switch. I want आप to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game द्वारा the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, आप play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. आप can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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Willy Wonka and the चॉकलेट Factory was one of my प्रिय films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim बर्टन remake, Charlie and the चॉकलेट Factory, which felt और drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the चॉकलेट Factory for PS2, published द्वारा Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each लेख thus far. The game was developed द्वारा High Voltage Software, who...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430


So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a साल while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430


So, Persona 3 was a good game, and then Persona 4 came out and it was even better, and then we all wondered what sort of thing Persona 5 would be. And then we had to wait… for a long time. And I mean a looooooooooooooooooooooong time. But boy, let me tell you, when it finally came to grace the west, we were not expecting something like this, and we loved every सेकंड of it.
Persona 5 follows Ren Amamiya पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा पास्ता Mama Mia, या as प्रशंसकों prefer to call him, Akira, as he is sent to live with his guardian in Tokyo after being blamed for assaulting the Prime Minister, and is forced to experience...
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So it’s clear that I am a प्रशंसक of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 शीर्षक that is a sequel to the even और classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known द्वारा many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...
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So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had और free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking लॉस्ट their shit. Understandably of course. And when they said...
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