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~Part 2: Mack the Knife~

*Mikey looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. A black vest with barely visible red lines, atop a white uniform. Seeing himself in such a suit, one he had no intentions of using, was enough to make him feel और defeated than he did just the night before. He kept his gaze on the mirror, before his eyes fell down in a sort of somber silence, before the door opened, with Mambo leaning against the door, stirring a glass of bourbon, the ice clinking against the glass as Mambo took a slow drink, before looking up, giving a satisfying sigh)
Mambo: Kentucky brand. Perfect. आप getting to work anytime soon, Mikey? A bet’s a bet. The sooner आप work it off, the sooner आप can get outta here
Mikey: Y-Yeah, I’m getting a हटाइए on
*Mikey turned from the mirror and made his way to the casino bar, giving a tired sigh. Mambo patted his back as he gave a chuckle*
Mambo: Don’t take it so hard, Mikey. Besides, it’s not all bad, is it.
Mikey: I guess it’s better than finding myself on the streets broke
Mambo: That’s the spirit. Now get to serving those drinks, kiddo
*With one final pat on the back, Mambo turned from Mikey and made his way up stairs, taking a drink from his बर्बन, बोरबोन, बोरबॉन every chance he could. He gave a knock on the door. Cole spoke from behind the door.*
Cole: Come on in
*Mambo stepped inside, Cole sitting at his डेस्क as he sat down, पढ़ना the morning paper. One लेख described a man द्वारा the name of Dean Lover missing. Cole gave a chuckle as he sat the paper down.*
Cole: Looks like that’s one of the Baddoni’s men taken care of. Now, what do ya need, Italiano baby?
Mambo: Mr. Cole-
*Cole held his hand up*
Cole: Mambo, baby, this has to stop
Mambo: Sorry. Nate. If आप don’t mind me asking, why do आप want to take out the Baddoni Family? I know they are a rival in the casino business, but they’ve done no harm to us. And if they find out we are killing their men, there will be a war. Many of our men will die
*Cole turned around in his chair, staring out his window, before responding.*
Cole: Yeah, casinos are nice and all, especially when आप run it the proper way like I do, but I want something more. I’m worried that those damn Baddonis are gonna come up with a plan soon. They want to take over the entire business of weapons manufacturing in the city. Selling it to those commies in Russia and the Chinese, and that can make some serious cheese. I want a slice of that pie, Mambo, but with the Baddonis as hard as they are with that stuff, they aren’t gonna be willing to share. I try to make deals with them, try to keep a friendly rivalry, but those cut throat fuckers always want something more. I ain’t having it. I don’t want to kill the whole team. Just give them a little scare, make ‘em paranoid, and maybe, just maybe, they’ll kill each other off.
Mambo: M-Mr. Cole, that idea is just insane
Cole: Yeah. I’m aware. But I ain’t looking to run some peewee gang that आप find on the playground. I’m making an empire here, Mambo baby. I want to create something here. I want to make a legacy. And goddammit, that’s what I’m gonna do. I ain’t here to make some usual breakfast, I’m making a motherfucking omelette, and sometimes, a few eggs gotta crack.
Mambo: How do we go about doing this?
Cole: Well, that’s just it. The man himself, Chuck Baddoni, is going to be meeting with a little lady tonight. He always wants to explore all the varieties of pleasure that New York has to offer, and he isn’t going to turn up a chance to try out a little of this countries women. That is where आप come in, Mambo. You’re my best man when it comes to getting the job done. आप just need to bring a guy who can handle himself as well as आप can. I’m sure one of the boys around here can be of some help
Mambo: आप really want me to do this, boss? I mean, this is Chuck we’re talking about. He’s no slouch
Cole: Mambo, baby, आप know I wouldn’t ask आप to do this if आप weren’t capable of getting the job done. I know आप can do this
Mambo: …. Alright, Nate. I’ll get someone on the job and we’ll have that Baddoni bastard taken care of in no time
Cole: I look आगे to it, Mambo.
*Without another word या a look back, Mambo made his way out the door, leaving Cole to his newspaper.*

*Mikey was sending drinks from one patron to another, moving as fast as he could and talking with each one as best he could. As Mambo was making his way back down the stairs, he saw Mikey talking with a woman, her eyeshadow stained from crying, but wore a smile on her face as Mikey continued to speak with her. As Mambo saw this, he walked over to him, suspecting Mikey of flirting with someone. He sat on the stool, and looked at Mikey, before looking at the woman.*
Mambo: Hey, think आप can give us some time to talk
*The woman gave a nod and thanked Mikey as she walked off. Mambo turned to Mikey with an expression of annoyance.*
Mambo: Mikey, if आप start flirting with every broad that walks in here, आप are just gonna keep adding to the time it takes for आप to get outta here
Mikey: Oh, I wasn’t flirting. She just लॉस्ट her husband of twenty years, and I was telling her that he wouldn’t want her to drink herself to death
Mambo: Mikey, that is the sorriest excuse I ever heard in my life
Mikey: Well, sorry, Mambo, but it’s the god’s honest truth
Mambo: Whatever आप say, buddy
*He waved Mikey off, before tapping the table.*
Mambo: Give me a bourbon, will ya?
Mikey: Sure
*Mikey turned to a glass of Kentucky bourbon, pouring it into a glass. As he did, the sound if a loud glass shatter could be heard. Mikey, Mambo, and the attendants turned to see two men, one holding a broken bottle in his hands, aiming it at the other man. The two men, both burley and balding, looked ready for a fight. Before they could advance towards each other, Mikey got in the middle, putting his hands on them to stop them.*
Mikey: Hang on, now. What seems to be the problem?
Big Man: Get outta the way, string bean!
Mikey: Listen, whatever it is, can आप take it outside of the bar?
Big Man: I ain’t budging!
Mikey: Sir, with all due respects, आप should get moving before-
*Before he could finish, the large man sucker punched Mikey in the face, sending him flying into the other man, who shoved Mikey to the ground.*
Big Man: आप done getting in the way, asshole?!
*Mikey stood up, using his thumb to wipe the blood from his nose, as he looked at him.*
Mikey: I’ll ask one और time. Please, leave
*The big man only chuckled as he threw his fist again, but Mikey was able to dodge the fist this time. Once he was under him, he हटाइए to the back of the man, twisting his arm behind his back, and grabbing the back of his hand. He threw the man forward, refusing to hurt him.*
Mikey: We don’t harm patrons in this bar, but I am asking आप to leave
Big Man: What, are आप some spineless coward?
Mikey: It’s just the employee policy, that’s all
*The big man chuckled as he swung at Mikey again, who backed up and dodged each swing. The man was slowly getting और and और angry as Mikey continued to dodge the punches, even starting to झूला, स्विंग the broken bottle. As Mikey continued to dodge, he slowly lead the large man to the exit. Once they reached the doors, the man swung the broken bottle at Mikey, missing द्वारा a mile and falling out the door. As he was about to trip, Mikey moved behind him again and lightly tapped his back, tripping him आगे without hurting him too badly. Mikey looked out at the man before nodding.*
Mikey: Do make sure to hail a cab home, sir
*With that, Mikey closed the doors and returned to the bar. The other big man stared at Mikey with eyes wide, before returning to his सीट in silence. Mambo also stared at Mikey in surprise, especially with how Mikey returned to the bar so casually.*
Mambo: What was that?!
Mikey: Just me doing the job
Mambo: N-No, that was something else completely. आप never told me आप had moves like that
Mikey: … Was I supposed to?
Mambo: Not really, but still, it’s amazing
Mikey: Is it?
Mambo: Yeah.
*Without any knowledge of the both of them, Cole looked down from the window of his office at the whole display*

*Mambo and Mikey were driving down the road, Mambo taking the wheel. Mikey stared out the window, before turning to Mambo*
Mikey: So where are we going again?
Mambo: It’s just…. An extra job द्वारा Cole. A sort of… delivery
Mikey: Never knew he dealt in deliveries
Mambo: Y-Yeah
*As Mambo drove, he could only think back to what Cole had told him when they met again.*
Cole: Change of plans, Mambo, baby. That new guy, Mikey. I want आप to take him with you
Mambo: W-What?! Him?!
Cole: Yeah. He’s new to the city. He’s a good fighter. And most importantly, he’s expendable. No one’s gonna miss him if he dies, and he’s new. If Chuck Baddoni finds out who he is, he won’t be able to trace it back to us. It’s unfair, I know, but that’s business
Mambo: But he’s just a citizen. And for all we know, he just got lucky
Cole: Then आप got nothing to worry about if he does bite the dust, Mambo baby. Don’t worry. Everything will be a-okay. Just get the job done and I promise things will go over just fine.
*Mambo continued to drive down the road, avoiding any conversation with Mikey. After all, he was और than likely going to be dead in a few minutes. He only spoke once they were nearing the motel.*
Mambo: Hey, Mikey. Get that bag in the back, will you? Don’t open it!
Mikey: Oh, sure
*With hesitation, Mikey pulled the bag to the front. Mambo slowly opened the bag, pulling out two hockey masks.*
Mambo: Here, put this on. It’s kinda like a signature of the delivery, आप know?
*Mikey looked at the masks, और skeptical now, and couldn’t help but ask*
Mikey: Mambo, what exactly are we delivering
*Mambo came to a hard stop once they were in the motel parking lot, before he turned to Mikey.*
Mambo: I don’t know! I don’t fucking know, okay?! I’m just doing what Cole says! आप should do the same! Fuck! Just stop asking सवालों and do the job!
Mikey: ……. Well, okay, if आप say so
Mambo: *Without another word, he put the mask on and slammed the car door, heading up to the चोटी, शीर्ष rooms of the motel*
*Mikey looked down at the hockey mask, staring at it intently. Something about it felt wrong, something that told him that this was something he should put down right now. But as he stared at it, he could hear gunshots from atop the stairs. Mikey, without hesitation, put the mask on. And there, he felt himself lose total control. Something else was slowly taking over. And then, he couldn’t even feel himself lose control. There was no him with the mask on. He opened the car door and made his way up the stairs. As he did, footsteps could be heard behind him, and the sound of two बंदूकों clicking, ready to fire.*
Baddoni Member: Don’t move, motherfucker!
*Without a word, they saw as he turned around, his appearance seeming more… threatening than what Mikey had been like before. His eyes were void of expression, as the mask hid his face away. The two men aimed their बंदूकों at him, ready to आग at any moment*
Baddoni Member: Hey, we कहा don’t fucking mo-
Mack: *Within an instant, Mack swung his fist forward, cracking into the guys nose, and breaking it. Before the other one could react, Mack grabbed him and held him in front of him. Before the other man could react, his partner fired into him. The man screamed as he was used as a human shield, two bullets striking his chest and one hitting him in the left side of the head. Once he was dead, Mack took his gun and unloaded the clip into the other man, killing him instantly. He threw the dead member onto the floor अगला to the other and made his way inside. Once he did, he was cracked in the face with the but of a shotgun, but didn’t react. He saw the man holding the shotgun was the man Mambo was looking for: Chuck Baddoni. He wore a grey silk pajama uniform, his wrinkled skin and grey hair the most noticeable traits. For a man who slept around with women, he was very old, about eighty years. He kept the gun aimed at Mack as he shouted*
Chuck: आप fucking pricks think आप can sneak up on me! I knew that something was going down since I came to this city! But now I got what I need. The Cole Family dies tonight, starting with आप two bastards
Mack: *He looked over at Mambo, noticing a bullet wound in his left shoulder, and his gun kicked to the side. As Chuck held the gun, Mack could see Mambo crawling toward the gun. Chuck was quick to see this and cocked his shotgun, ready to आग again. That was all Mack needed. He got up fast, shrugging off the whack from the gun. Chuck turned and fired, but Mack grabbed the gun, the gun firing just द्वारा his head. Once he had the gun, he snatched it from Chuck’s hands and swung it, smashing it into Chuck’s head. Chuck fell against the wall, and Chuck followed, the gun held in his hands, but he didn’t shoot it. He didn’t want to. He was far too angry now to let him die quickly. He raised the gun and smashed it into Chucks head. And he did it again and again and again, Chuck screaming as he was struck. The screams soon turned into begging to stop, than into gurgling, than total silence, but Mack didn’t stop. He kept at it, until Chuck’s face was caved in, his lower jaw sticking out और than the rest of his face, a horrifying shade of purple and blood red inside the crater that was once his face. Mambo could only stare in shock and horror, and once he saw the display, he could only whisper in terror.*
Mambo: M-Mikey?
Mack: *He turned to Mambo, looking at him, before he pointed to himself, holding the gun that dripped blood from the other end.* …. Mack… Mack the Knife.
#20: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Gamecube Version



Wow. We’re just starting off really strong, aren’t we. The first Flintstones movie wasn’t exactly Oscar worthy, but at least it wasn’t the sequel, Viva Rock Vegas, a movie that nobody liked and was probably made because of a lack of ideas. So naturally, with a movie that bad that was a sequel to a not great movie based on a cartoon show, it only makes sense that this movie would get a game based on it. A Dreamcast version was planned, but was later cancelled and the game was then ported to the प्लेस्टेशन 2. It was a racing...
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Nik: Okay, guys. Why don’t we play some Mortal Kombat
Ryan: Yeah, that sounds awesome
Ben: Sure
Nik: Okay. I get dibs on Scorpion
Ryan: I get to be Sub-Zero
Ben: And I’ll be Raiden
Nik: Alright, let’s pla-
SJW: Ugh, that’s so typical of you
Nik: Uh… who are you?
SJW: I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I noticed that आप all chose to play as guys
Nik: Yeah…. and?
SJW: Well, maybe आप should give some attention to the female characters
Nik: …… Does it really matter? It’s just a game
SJW: Are आप trying to say that आप are sexist
Nik: Oh my god, fine. I’ll play as Kitana
SJW: Oh, of course,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and इंद्रधनुष Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would आप like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...
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I know that हैलोवीन isn’t for another nine months, but screw it, I like हैलोवीन and if we can still celebrate क्रिस्मस in January, then we can celebrate हैलोवीन at any time. So, let us talk about witches in the media, as requested द्वारा mariofan14. There are a lot of witches out there. Some are seen as old green women with an evil mind, and the other are young and beautiful women who are good hearted, but a bit mischievous. So, before we start, a few rules. I am including witches from everything. Games, movies, anime, आप name it. If it’s a witch, she’s there. Second, only from what...
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Welcome to Eastwood was a very successful series of mine (As successful as it gets with my writing). So, naturally, there was a lot of work and प्यार that went on behind it. So, I want to share some facts about Welcome to Eastwood. Any information about the series and what goes on in the making is able to be put on here

#1: Welcome to Eastwood was inspired from the creator, Nik Craig's, own experiences in middle school and high school, where everyone did things that he thought were, and I quote, “Very fucking stupid”.

#2: The series was originally going to have the main character have a god...
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Wind: (Sits at a coffee shop, drinking black coffee)
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did आप hear what the news कहा about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)

Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are आप doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time आप give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, या a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens...
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Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do आप want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. आप never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought आप one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: आप have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since आप लॉस्ट it, I’ll just ask आप myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would आप like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this...
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I प्यार Resident Evil so much. Resident Evil introduced all to the horror genre. Resident Evil 2 had the perfect sense of horror. Resident Evil 3 gave us Nemesis. Resident Evil Remake pretty much perfected the horror genre. Resident Evil 4 was the best thing ever made. And everything else is either bad या no one cares about it. So naturally, Hollywood, being Hollywood, wanted to cash in on the franchise, despite not knowing what they were working on. What could go wrong. Everything! Everything could go wrong….. Here’s the Resident Evil movie.



So, the movie follows a group of soldiers...
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Okay, this is a movie I am 100% going into blind. I have no knowledge of what this movie is या what it is about. But, after पढ़ना a brief plot summary without spoilers, I learned that this is a film about science fiction horror and Lovecraftian entities. And already, I was sold. So let’s see if 2009’s Pandorum is worth the attention of others.



The film takes place over a hundred years into the future. Earth’s resources have been completely diminished and a ship is sent into अंतरिक्ष to find the planet Tanis, in the hope of starting a new life. Two men, Bower and Payton, awaken from...
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nfic. The Pokemon Story was so fucking bad that I avoided anything Pokemon related for a whole month. Weather it was the games, the shows, the trading cards, या the shit-load of collectables I have, I avoided it because the Pokemon Story was a goddamn fucking mess, and it still is, and it always will be to no end. The Pokemon Story is still the worst Pokemon fanfic as well as the worst fanfiction ever written, but that doesn't mean its the only terrible Pokemon Fanfic. No. No. Fuck no. That would have just made my job too easy and bearable. And so, the अगला and hopefully last (Though I doubt...
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Song (Start at 0:20): link

Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*

Song: link

Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's दिखाना The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.

Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful दिन on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped अगला to him.

"Good morning Gordon." कहा Thomas. "How are आप on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright...
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So, Tenkai Knights: ब्रेव Battle, a game on the 3DS that was forgotten about, even द्वारा enthusiasts of bad video games, like myself, probably for reasons that it deserves. And yes, I am stretching this out as much as I can because I have no idea what Tenkai Knights is. Unlike Deal या No Deal, which I had a vague understanding of, I never watched the show, Tenkai Knights. I can’t make jokes about that. But I what I can make jokes about is that Tenkai Knights: ब्रेव Battle is a fighting game that was developed द्वारा Bandai Namco, the same studio that brought us टेककेन and SoulCalibur, some of the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting अगला to her. They were going to collect और ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice दिन out, या wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

Song: link

Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of damaging the Rebel Alliance.

Jabba The Hutt assigned the Toydarian Army to aid the Empire, and this is the story of their first battle against the Rebels.

Toydarian Pilot: *Flying a Class-62 fighter*

The Class-62: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Toydarians: *Standing on a runway, watching और Class-62's flying by. Sixty Class-62's are lined...
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I remember a time when people were talking about how amazing Dead अंतरिक्ष 2 was, and while it’s not a bad game द्वारा any means… I’m sorry, I just don’t get why people call it the best in the series. Well, if it was this या Dead अंतरिक्ष 3, I could understand. But honestly, my प्रिय in the series is and will always be the original Dead Space.
Dead अंतरिक्ष follows Isaac Clarke, a shy little boy who travels with a rescue team to the Ishimura, a massive अंतरिक्ष mining ship that went radio silent some time ago. Isaac came because his wife, Nicole, is on the ship, and could still be alive. But...
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 Art द्वारा AquaMarine
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Point and Click horror games were always a प्रिय of mine. Sure, the gameplay is HORRIBLY limited, but they always managed to tell such interesting stories and have some creepy and disturbing monsters and images. Games like Sanitarium, Darkseed, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (NOT FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S) were all प्रिय of mine. However, the game that started the point and click horror craze and launched horror games into the mainstream was a little SNES game, that was so disturbing and violent that it never got released in America until a few years later. That game we now...
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So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate प्रशंसक who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to पंप out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...
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Wind: (Walking down street) Goddamn, it is far too hot today
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Dickface
Wind: Oh, hi अगला victim
Cody: What?
Wind: Nothing. Give me a dollar
Cody: Why, I don’t need to give a dollar to some sadistic psychopath like आप
Wind: … Yeah आप do
Cody: Do I at least have a choice
Wind: Do आप think I’m giving आप a choice
Cody: … No?
Wind: See, an idiot like आप can learn (Points a large चाकू at him) Now give me a dollar
Cody: Fine (Hands him dollar)
Wind: See, was that so hard (Walks off and heads to soda machine, but someone is in the way)
Man: Let me see
Wind: (Waits...
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