Alright, everyone. We’re getting close to the end of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. Today, we’ve got something a bit और recent. Only about a few years old from Finland. Man, युरोप loves it’s horror क्रिस्मस movies, don’t they? The film is actually an expansion on a short film created in 2003, titled Rare Exports Inc., created द्वारा the director of this movie, and was made again to expand the movie a little bit और to give it a bit और of a sort of charm. As charming as क्रिस्मस horror फिल्में get. But, I definitely had a lot of enjoyment out of this silly movie. It may sound stupid when आप read the plot summary to yourself, but I honestly had a lot of fun watching this movie. And that movie is the 2010 dark कल्पना horror क्रिस्मस film known as Rare Exports: A क्रिस्मस Tale.
The movie is pretty simple and changes the classic story of Santa Claus. So, basically, Rare Exports does to Santa what Sint did to Sinterklaas. And I loved Sint, so this movie must be real good. Anyway, Rare Exports follows the story of an excavation team in the Korvatunturi Mountains, where they unearth the फ्रोज़न specimen known as Santa. As it turns out, this specimen is actually not a very good thing to have around, as it drives the भेड़िया around crazy and has been responsible for the deaths of countless reindeer in the area. However, because businesses are corrupt, they want to take Santa after sponsoring the excavation, and ignore anything else that happens. द्वारा that, I mean they will ignore countless deaths, and the fact that Santa’s elves are not too happy that Santa was taken from them, and will do whatever it takes to get him back. Not to mention, Santa is also on the loose and is hunting down anyone in the फ्रोज़न area. It’s a lot like The Thing, except instead of an extraterrestrial hellspawn, it’s a bearded guy in a red hat… That’s easily as scary.
Okay, so first off, let’s talk about some of the things that I like. First off, I प्यार the lighting in this movie. It is lighted in a way that everything has these very vibrant colors. Everything just sticks out when आप look at it, like a very bright and colorful movie despite the fact that it’s a horror movie. It’s like a Tim बर्टन movie… आप know, before they started going downhill. The रंग really stick out in this movie. I could watch this movie on mute and I could still get a lot of enjoyment out of it. Sadly, there are a lot of moment filmed at night, so there aren’t a lot of रंग there. But when there are colors, like uniforms on the characters, या light shining, it makes the रंग even और great to look at, because it’s all आप can focus on. Trust me, the color of something can really make a movie even better. Okay, let’s talk about a con now. The movie is nothing too much. It’s another slasher movie, only unlike the others, this one just looks pretty. I recommend watching this movie with an open mind. It ain’t different from anything else I’ve reviewed this year, but it’s still a very entertaining movie… Just as long as आप like slasher movies. Speaking of slashers, how’s the villain in this movie?
Let me tell you, Santa in this movie is terrifying. I never thought आप could make a child आइकन like Santa scary. But damn, Rare Exports found a way. And that is what really makes this movie even better. All Santa does in this movie is stand there, not talking, and instead, acting. This movie really does the whole “show, don’t tell” thing very well. It just shows what Santa does instead of tell you. It doesn’t say that he’s scary, it just shows you. He stares at his soon to be victims and says absolutely nothing. He sneaks up on people, not jump scaring them, and says nothing. He materializes from the darkness and, still, he says absolutely nothing. Santa does nothing but be quiet, and kills whoever he can find. That is what makes this movie so scary. Just that the killer in it is so quiet. आप can have Chucky and Freddy spu बिना सोचे समझे shit, and it doesn’t make them any scarier. However, if the killer says nothing, it makes them even scarier. It’s the reason why so many people प्यार Michael या Jason. They don’t say, they just do. That plus the way Santa in this movie reacts really makes him scary. And आप all thought that आप just needed jump scares and lots of gore to be scary. Silly movie makers.
Rare Exports is a pretty entertaining slasher movie. It’s got a very unique way of दिखा रहा है it. It’s kind of The Thing meets Santa Claus is Coming to Town… I’ve always wanted to see those two things crossover. Rare Exports is a simple but fun movie. It’s great to look at and it has a very scary villain in it. If आप aren’t sick of seeing slasher क्रिस्मस horror फिल्में या if आप want to start with one before आप just get drained, then I recommend that आप watch this movie. It’s easily my प्रिय of the European क्रिस्मस horror movies. I’m sorry Sint, but आप were just too stupidly awesome to be scary. Take care.
The movie is pretty simple and changes the classic story of Santa Claus. So, basically, Rare Exports does to Santa what Sint did to Sinterklaas. And I loved Sint, so this movie must be real good. Anyway, Rare Exports follows the story of an excavation team in the Korvatunturi Mountains, where they unearth the फ्रोज़न specimen known as Santa. As it turns out, this specimen is actually not a very good thing to have around, as it drives the भेड़िया around crazy and has been responsible for the deaths of countless reindeer in the area. However, because businesses are corrupt, they want to take Santa after sponsoring the excavation, and ignore anything else that happens. द्वारा that, I mean they will ignore countless deaths, and the fact that Santa’s elves are not too happy that Santa was taken from them, and will do whatever it takes to get him back. Not to mention, Santa is also on the loose and is hunting down anyone in the फ्रोज़न area. It’s a lot like The Thing, except instead of an extraterrestrial hellspawn, it’s a bearded guy in a red hat… That’s easily as scary.
Okay, so first off, let’s talk about some of the things that I like. First off, I प्यार the lighting in this movie. It is lighted in a way that everything has these very vibrant colors. Everything just sticks out when आप look at it, like a very bright and colorful movie despite the fact that it’s a horror movie. It’s like a Tim बर्टन movie… आप know, before they started going downhill. The रंग really stick out in this movie. I could watch this movie on mute and I could still get a lot of enjoyment out of it. Sadly, there are a lot of moment filmed at night, so there aren’t a lot of रंग there. But when there are colors, like uniforms on the characters, या light shining, it makes the रंग even और great to look at, because it’s all आप can focus on. Trust me, the color of something can really make a movie even better. Okay, let’s talk about a con now. The movie is nothing too much. It’s another slasher movie, only unlike the others, this one just looks pretty. I recommend watching this movie with an open mind. It ain’t different from anything else I’ve reviewed this year, but it’s still a very entertaining movie… Just as long as आप like slasher movies. Speaking of slashers, how’s the villain in this movie?
Let me tell you, Santa in this movie is terrifying. I never thought आप could make a child आइकन like Santa scary. But damn, Rare Exports found a way. And that is what really makes this movie even better. All Santa does in this movie is stand there, not talking, and instead, acting. This movie really does the whole “show, don’t tell” thing very well. It just shows what Santa does instead of tell you. It doesn’t say that he’s scary, it just shows you. He stares at his soon to be victims and says absolutely nothing. He sneaks up on people, not jump scaring them, and says nothing. He materializes from the darkness and, still, he says absolutely nothing. Santa does nothing but be quiet, and kills whoever he can find. That is what makes this movie so scary. Just that the killer in it is so quiet. आप can have Chucky and Freddy spu बिना सोचे समझे shit, and it doesn’t make them any scarier. However, if the killer says nothing, it makes them even scarier. It’s the reason why so many people प्यार Michael या Jason. They don’t say, they just do. That plus the way Santa in this movie reacts really makes him scary. And आप all thought that आप just needed jump scares and lots of gore to be scary. Silly movie makers.
Rare Exports is a pretty entertaining slasher movie. It’s got a very unique way of दिखा रहा है it. It’s kind of The Thing meets Santa Claus is Coming to Town… I’ve always wanted to see those two things crossover. Rare Exports is a simple but fun movie. It’s great to look at and it has a very scary villain in it. If आप aren’t sick of seeing slasher क्रिस्मस horror फिल्में या if आप want to start with one before आप just get drained, then I recommend that आप watch this movie. It’s easily my प्रिय of the European क्रिस्मस horror movies. I’m sorry Sint, but आप were just too stupidly awesome to be scary. Take care.