OK...it's 6th and आप know what that means...it's Wicket's B-Day. I managed to get an EXCLUSIVE interview with the little furball this evening.

Wildkat: How old are आप turning?

Wicket: आप know, I really don't feel...comfortable...giving out that information. I mean, once the public knows...

Wildkat: Then it's nothing but publicity...

Wicket: Yeah, and paparazzi and all that. I really hate the paparazzi...they make me shed, आप know?

Wildkat: Oh my gosh. Poor you.

Wicket: Well, I'm used to it. It's दिखाना biz, after all.

Wildkat: No, totally, totally. And do आप have any plans for the night? Where...