Long-standing scientific theory holds that a combination of Murphy's Law ("if something bad can happen, it will"), Finagle's Corollary to Murphy's Law ("if a buttered piece of टोस्ट is dropped, it will always land मक्खन side down") and the old saw that "a cat always lands on its feet" would result in either a perpetual motion device या a method of levitation involving a cat with buttered टोस्ट strapped to its back. The theory goes that the two conditions ("the cat will land on its feet" and "the टोस्ट will land on the butter") create a conundrum exception to physical laws, since both conditions MUST be true and both conditions CANNOT be true. Instead of landing, the toasty cat hovers in mid-air. This paper, पेश on 15 May 2009, will discuss the state of the art and the ramifications of हाल का experimental evidence that casts doubt on this established theory for achieving anti-gravity effects.
The state of the art of Murphy's Law research has recently improved, allowing और specific experimental observation. While it has long been known that बिल्ली land on their feet due to the counter-balanced torque provided द्वारा a motile tail (leading to the लोकप्रिय theory that UFOs can be destroyed द्वारा immobilizing one या और cat tails), no such phenomenon was observed with buttered टोस्ट until recently. Amandosi's innovation of the electron-state camera has allowed accurate observation down to the femtosecond.
Previously, it was believed that Finagle's Corollary meant that टोस्ट would orient itself butter-side-down at the moment of being dropped, allowing the spinning cat and spinning टोस्ट to act in opposition. However, Amandosi's research has decisively demonstrated that the orientation of buttered टोस्ट during its fall (btoF) is immaterial to its end state (btR). In almost all cases, the टोस्ट would tumble through the air at a rate determined द्वारा the force imparted upon it द्वारा the clumsy fingers of the person dropping the toast. Thus, at any point in the trajectory of the toast, btoF could be either buttered-side-down (bsD), buttered-side-up (bsU),or in a transition state between the two (bsU-D या bsD-U). While one would then assume then a nearly equal likelihood of btR=bsU as btR=bsD, this was not the case. Repeated experimental observation indicates that btoF has absolutely no relation to btR, as btR is always equal to bsD. This was true with the baseline test of a person dropping a piece of buttered टोस्ट to tumble as it fell (known as t1), as well as in the following carefully controlled situations:
t2: the टोस्ट was released bsU द्वारा robotic arm with no spin in a clean room with no air currents
t3: the टोस्ट was released bsU द्वारा robotic arm with no spin in a vacuum chamber
t4: the टोस्ट was attached at each corner to a rail to maintain the bsU orientation all the way to the surface
Each test was repeated with different kinds of मक्खन (salted, unsalted, low cholesterol) across five varieties of टोस्ट (pumpernickel, whole wheat, 15-grain, white, sourdough). Each test was performed on a variety of surfaces (soil, linoleum, baby-vomit-spattered linoleum, soiled rug, concrete, asphalt, sand, fescue lawn) and independently tested with a variety of slopes, ranging from 0 to 43 degrees (beyond which point many of the surfaces could not maintain cohesion and slid downslope). t4 was repeated with the descent of the टोस्ट varied from terminal velocity in increments of meters, centimeters and even millimeters per second. Amandosi's project was an enormous undertaking, and research was conducted for the last 17 years at different labs around the world, situated from sea level to 10,000 feet above sea level as well as orbit (with one 4-month break in research during the grain famine of '96 when insufficient रोटी was available).
Despite all this variation, the results were constant: no matter the variables, when the टोस्ट comes to rest, it is always bsD. This has led to the current theory, which maintains that buttered टोस्ट undergoes a quantum state change at the moment of coming to rest, to ensure that the buttered टोस्ट is always bsD. At any point until fully coming to rest, टोस्ट may be bsU या bsD, including during bounces (the so-called "Whew-that-was-a-close-one" effect). Occasional very rare instances in experimentation would have free-falling टोस्ट land on its edge. This did not prompt the state change, which puzzled scientists until it was observed that such balance on the edge was temporary: the टोस्ट invariably falls onto one face या the other. In such cases, predictably, the टोस्ट reconfigures itself to be bsD in those instances where the falling टोस्ट hits the floor bsU.
While this complete transformation has some interesting implications for the ramifications of reality, it also means that the "catoast" theoretical levitation mechanism is invalid. Since there are no forces working to reorient the टोस्ट during its fall, there is nothing intrinsic to buttered टोस्ट (aside from a little extra wind resistance) preventing a cat from landing on its feet. The cat is working during the fall to reorient itself, but the टोस्ट is not. It is only when the टोस्ट has already hit the floor that it reorients itself to be buttered-side down (when necessary - approximately 45% of the time). Since the cat lands on its feet, the टोस्ट never comes to rest on the floor, so one is left with a perturbed feline with टोस्ट on its back, rather than an antigravity device.
Research is underway to see if टोस्ट can be used to instantaneously transport passengers from one location to another, दिया a big enough piece of toast, on the hypothesis that the टोस्ट is instantaneously "flipping" end over end and thus a rider on one edge (let's call it south) would arrive at the opposite edge (north) as the टोस्ट rotated (albeit arriving under the toast). So far, however, the results have not been encouraging. Either the टोस्ट intrinsically rotates independent of any foreign object/being, या the मक्खन instantaneously transports to the lower या down-facing side. In either case, every passenger in the tests has arrived at rest on the same side and orientation as he/she/it held during the fall. Nevertheless, these are exciting days for science.
The state of the art of Murphy's Law research has recently improved, allowing और specific experimental observation. While it has long been known that बिल्ली land on their feet due to the counter-balanced torque provided द्वारा a motile tail (leading to the लोकप्रिय theory that UFOs can be destroyed द्वारा immobilizing one या और cat tails), no such phenomenon was observed with buttered टोस्ट until recently. Amandosi's innovation of the electron-state camera has allowed accurate observation down to the femtosecond.
Previously, it was believed that Finagle's Corollary meant that टोस्ट would orient itself butter-side-down at the moment of being dropped, allowing the spinning cat and spinning टोस्ट to act in opposition. However, Amandosi's research has decisively demonstrated that the orientation of buttered टोस्ट during its fall (btoF) is immaterial to its end state (btR). In almost all cases, the टोस्ट would tumble through the air at a rate determined द्वारा the force imparted upon it द्वारा the clumsy fingers of the person dropping the toast. Thus, at any point in the trajectory of the toast, btoF could be either buttered-side-down (bsD), buttered-side-up (bsU),or in a transition state between the two (bsU-D या bsD-U). While one would then assume then a nearly equal likelihood of btR=bsU as btR=bsD, this was not the case. Repeated experimental observation indicates that btoF has absolutely no relation to btR, as btR is always equal to bsD. This was true with the baseline test of a person dropping a piece of buttered टोस्ट to tumble as it fell (known as t1), as well as in the following carefully controlled situations:
t2: the टोस्ट was released bsU द्वारा robotic arm with no spin in a clean room with no air currents
t3: the टोस्ट was released bsU द्वारा robotic arm with no spin in a vacuum chamber
t4: the टोस्ट was attached at each corner to a rail to maintain the bsU orientation all the way to the surface
Each test was repeated with different kinds of मक्खन (salted, unsalted, low cholesterol) across five varieties of टोस्ट (pumpernickel, whole wheat, 15-grain, white, sourdough). Each test was performed on a variety of surfaces (soil, linoleum, baby-vomit-spattered linoleum, soiled rug, concrete, asphalt, sand, fescue lawn) and independently tested with a variety of slopes, ranging from 0 to 43 degrees (beyond which point many of the surfaces could not maintain cohesion and slid downslope). t4 was repeated with the descent of the टोस्ट varied from terminal velocity in increments of meters, centimeters and even millimeters per second. Amandosi's project was an enormous undertaking, and research was conducted for the last 17 years at different labs around the world, situated from sea level to 10,000 feet above sea level as well as orbit (with one 4-month break in research during the grain famine of '96 when insufficient रोटी was available).
Despite all this variation, the results were constant: no matter the variables, when the टोस्ट comes to rest, it is always bsD. This has led to the current theory, which maintains that buttered टोस्ट undergoes a quantum state change at the moment of coming to rest, to ensure that the buttered टोस्ट is always bsD. At any point until fully coming to rest, टोस्ट may be bsU या bsD, including during bounces (the so-called "Whew-that-was-a-close-one" effect). Occasional very rare instances in experimentation would have free-falling टोस्ट land on its edge. This did not prompt the state change, which puzzled scientists until it was observed that such balance on the edge was temporary: the टोस्ट invariably falls onto one face या the other. In such cases, predictably, the टोस्ट reconfigures itself to be bsD in those instances where the falling टोस्ट hits the floor bsU.
While this complete transformation has some interesting implications for the ramifications of reality, it also means that the "catoast" theoretical levitation mechanism is invalid. Since there are no forces working to reorient the टोस्ट during its fall, there is nothing intrinsic to buttered टोस्ट (aside from a little extra wind resistance) preventing a cat from landing on its feet. The cat is working during the fall to reorient itself, but the टोस्ट is not. It is only when the टोस्ट has already hit the floor that it reorients itself to be buttered-side down (when necessary - approximately 45% of the time). Since the cat lands on its feet, the टोस्ट never comes to rest on the floor, so one is left with a perturbed feline with टोस्ट on its back, rather than an antigravity device.
Research is underway to see if टोस्ट can be used to instantaneously transport passengers from one location to another, दिया a big enough piece of toast, on the hypothesis that the टोस्ट is instantaneously "flipping" end over end and thus a rider on one edge (let's call it south) would arrive at the opposite edge (north) as the टोस्ट rotated (albeit arriving under the toast). So far, however, the results have not been encouraging. Either the टोस्ट intrinsically rotates independent of any foreign object/being, या the मक्खन instantaneously transports to the lower या down-facing side. In either case, every passenger in the tests has arrived at rest on the same side and orientation as he/she/it held during the fall. Nevertheless, these are exciting days for science.