"Oh, हे Ferncloud. So, bun in the oven?"
―Firestar to Ferncloud.
Ferncloud is the biggest whore in the world. She has, like, millions of kits, due to the fact that she
1. enjoys kits.
2. never lets Dustpelt use a condom.
3. and that she doesn't want to be a warrior so she just has kits.
Also, should I mention she's a kit machine?
"Yes, Ferncloud, I'll टोस्ट your buns...."
―Dustpelt reluctantly agreeing to do Ferncloud for the, like, 1,000,000th time.
Ferncloud often got down and dirty with Dustpelt. She thought he was sexy. Like, male Jennifer Lopez sexy. Also, she loved having kits. Ferncloud had dumps and dumps full of pregnancy test boxes, all of which being positive tests. Seriously, why didn't Firestar name her Whorecloud? But the real सवाल here. How many kits will she have?
In the hit दिखाना 30 Rock, Ferncloud was mentioned under a false name, being acknowledged as Liz's ex-boyfriend who played Halo under the name Slutbanger. Then she came back to camp and had 300 और kits.
―Firestar to Ferncloud.
Ferncloud is the biggest whore in the world. She has, like, millions of kits, due to the fact that she
1. enjoys kits.
2. never lets Dustpelt use a condom.
3. and that she doesn't want to be a warrior so she just has kits.
Also, should I mention she's a kit machine?
"Yes, Ferncloud, I'll टोस्ट your buns...."
―Dustpelt reluctantly agreeing to do Ferncloud for the, like, 1,000,000th time.
Ferncloud often got down and dirty with Dustpelt. She thought he was sexy. Like, male Jennifer Lopez sexy. Also, she loved having kits. Ferncloud had dumps and dumps full of pregnancy test boxes, all of which being positive tests. Seriously, why didn't Firestar name her Whorecloud? But the real सवाल here. How many kits will she have?
In the hit दिखाना 30 Rock, Ferncloud was mentioned under a false name, being acknowledged as Liz's ex-boyfriend who played Halo under the name Slutbanger. Then she came back to camp and had 300 और kits.
About 3 moons after Firepaw come to the forest
Fire_dude has logged on
Gray_man has logged on
Firedude: Yo Graypaw whats up?
Gray_dude: I just nocked Sandpaw, so i'm hiding
Fire_dude: How mad is she?
Gray_dude: I'm hiding in a rabbit hole
Fire_dude: :O wow, that sucks.....Dude she just came into camp....DUDE SHES RED!!
Gray_dude: i'm not here i'm not here
Fire_dude: Brb, she wants to talk to me....
Gary_dude: ok.....
its really loney now.....
आप back yet?
COME ON!
Bluestars_dead has logged on
Bluestars_dead has logged off
Gary_dude: ooooookkkkkkk
Fire_dude has logged off
Gray_dude: great
SPBH had logged on
Gray_dude: SPBH?
SPBH: Sandpaw...BEST HUNTER!
Gray_dude: माउस DUNG!
SPBH: NOW WHERE ARE YOU?
Gray_dude:.....uh....Riverclan
SPBH has logged off
Gray_dude: cool she bought it!
Gray_dude has been hacked, and can no longer chat 4 Gray_dude has been deleted
(PLZ! feel graypaws pain! AMEN!)
Fire_dude has logged on
Gray_man has logged on
Firedude: Yo Graypaw whats up?
Gray_dude: I just nocked Sandpaw, so i'm hiding
Fire_dude: How mad is she?
Gray_dude: I'm hiding in a rabbit hole
Fire_dude: :O wow, that sucks.....Dude she just came into camp....DUDE SHES RED!!
Gray_dude: i'm not here i'm not here
Fire_dude: Brb, she wants to talk to me....
Gary_dude: ok.....
its really loney now.....
आप back yet?
COME ON!
Bluestars_dead has logged on
Bluestars_dead has logged off
Gary_dude: ooooookkkkkkk
Fire_dude has logged off
Gray_dude: great
SPBH had logged on
Gray_dude: SPBH?
SPBH: Sandpaw...BEST HUNTER!
Gray_dude: माउस DUNG!
SPBH: NOW WHERE ARE YOU?
Gray_dude:.....uh....Riverclan
SPBH has logged off
Gray_dude: cool she bought it!
Gray_dude has been hacked, and can no longer chat 4 Gray_dude has been deleted
(PLZ! feel graypaws pain! AMEN!)
Tell me ur siblings and mother and father and ill see what I can do! Yay...please reply as soon as possible, and if u have any other सवालों u can ask and I will answer as soon as I get on! DONT FORGET TO प्रशंसक MEEE!
Your fellow warrior friend, Brightnose
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