ब्रेकिंग डॉन

part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. हे boy scout कहा methos with a smerk. yes old man? कहा dunkin.do आप remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do कहा dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the बीयर, बियर they had in forks कहा methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks कहा dunkin.well can we get a बीयर, बियर and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut आप up old man कहा dunkin.ok old man were here कहा dunkin.beer here i come कहा methos. but what they find is bella हंस and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.

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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever आप can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When आप go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what आप will be doing in five मिनटों every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. ई मेल her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.