posted by Michellebob
A PANDEMIC HAS BROKEN OUT
The original virus was appears to have originated from a लोकप्रिय series of पुस्तकें called “The Twilight Series”. Carriers of the virus have been passing on their प्यार of the पुस्तकें but on hearing of the forthcoming movie adaptation the strain has reached epic global proportions.
Sufferers can quickly be identified by
· A glazed look in their eyes
· An inability to control their दिल beat
· A twilight book close at hand
· Quietly mumbling कोट्स to themselves and smiling
· Checking फैन्पॉप daily for updates
Similar ailments, that have quite common symptoms, and often go hand in hand with this fever are
· Edwarditis - will peer, दिल thumping, inside silver Volvos and look disappointed when they find their neighbour looking back
· Jake-ache – will display affinity for canines and all things scruffy and adorable
· Bellamania – will wish to switch lives with the wonderful Bella
· Stephanie Syndrome – will spout facts about the लेखक that sometimes she may not know about herself
· Forks Fever – will express frequent desires to हटाइए to Washington State
· Vampire Virus – will be interested in all things toothy
There is no known cure for the fever but patients are usually fully functional in society with regular doses of sufficient reading, दिवास्वप्न and access to Fanpop.
आप have been warned!!
PS It is this writer's opinion that this whole fever shenanigan doesn't sound so bad. Twilight Daily hooray!
Written for fun
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