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आप Know You're पढ़ना Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of आप who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no वैंपायर and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 सेकंड्स after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re पढ़ना a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: या Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story या a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I प्यार you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 सेकंड्स before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella बार्बी and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is या what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her द्वारा Alice या Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with संगीत and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time या another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The लेखक will almost always sneak in at least one book या movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out द्वारा Edward watching her sleep

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प्यार Check Mate: Chapter 5 - The Ugly Truth

posted by emmaliecullen18

Emmett's Pov.

"Ummm...R..Rose I'll ca..catch up with y..you later d..dear." I stuttered.

(Half an घंटा later - Emmett is in the garden)

Oh! Of course fool आप will see her later :P
but at that time she will be holding a सूची of सवालों for me. What a great excuse आप made! And Breck... Oh god why did it had to be him, I thought to myself. For the past two years Rose and I are together...and now suddenly I feel that she will go far far away from me. I realized I had been thinking hard for the past half an hour, which was a little too weird for a personality like me. Emmett relax, I told myself.Is...

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Crimson Blood: Chapter 1.

posted by Renesmee_08

This is the story of Edward Anthony Masen, before he found Bella.His birth,human life, rebellion against the Cullens, and transformation

Chapter 1: Elizabeth Masen

I was trying...hard..pushing with all my might.I held hands with Martha, my trusted servant whom I had thought of as family because she had cared for me since I was born.I gently squeezed her soft and withered hands for support.My hair was a mess beneath my pillow.I screamed loudly,hoping to relieve the pain.It didn't work.The doctor stood facing me at the foot of my bed,his arms ready to my newborn child.I screamed once और and...

प्यार Check Mate: Chapter 1

posted by emmaliecullen18

Rose POV.

The story is set after two years of emmett's transformation.

i don't own emmett,rosalie,edward...or anyone else...Stephanie Meyer does :'( ....(waaaawaaaaa)

I knew it...that sick creature had some1 behind him. Royce was not the one who was after my life,it was all planned,those flowers,messages,kisses, OH that fake stupid प्यार .He was not man enough to do that to me. He had done it for something and for someone . I was waiting for edward to come up because i knew he must have read my mind .After my transformation he was the one whom i had leaned on but in a bro -sis way,unlike what...

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Imprint (chapters one and two)

posted by teamjane99

WARNING: coarse language

MAYA CHAPTER ONE: MOVING
THE PLANE TRIP WAS SLOW AS hell. It took over half घंटा of nonstop boring conversations with my mother and father, and then another two and a half hours of absolute silence between the three of us. I guessed that it was then, after that half hour, that they realized that I was furious with them for dragging me all the way from sunny New Mexico to dreary La Push, Forks, Washington – a city that I didn’t even know existed. Mom कहा that it was so I could connect to our old roots, since her and my father both were born there but, truthfully,...

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Eyes On आग ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ah, ah, ah ,ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

I seek आप out
Flay आप alive
One और word and आप won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through आप any hour

I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for आप to gain

I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace

I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for आप to gain

Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace

Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace

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I Caught Myself ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Down to you
You’re pushing and pulling me down to you
But I don’t know what I

Now when I caught myself, I had to stop myself
From saying something that I should’ve never thought
Now when I caught myself, I had to stop myself
From saying something that I should’ve never thought of you

Of you
You’re pushing and pulling me down to you
But I don’t know what I want
No, I don’t know what I want

You got it, आप got it, some kid of magic
Hypnotic, hypnotic, you’re leaving me breathless
I hate this, I hate this, you’re not the one I believe in
With God as my witness
Ooh

Now when I caught myself, I...

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Tremble For My Beloved ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

The घंटा has begun
Your eyes have now opened

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always

Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for आप प्यार always

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Full Moon ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

When the thorn झाड़ी, बुश turns white that’s when I’ll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back घर with me

Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As आप watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long

Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there

In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear आप calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come घर how will I ever leave

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Full Moon

posted by karlygirl26

हे guys, my name is Karly and I've decided to write my own प्रशंसक fiction. Okay, imagine Edward never came back because Alice never told Roslie anything, so Edward never assumed Bella died. And now it's just Jacob and Bella. Here's the start of my story- lengthy द्वारा the way- and let me know what आप think या any ideas आप have that आप would like me to add in. I appriciate all thoughts negative या positive. :) Thanks. :)

*Full Moon*

The piercing shrill of my alarm clock woke me up out of my deep sleep. I threw my arm at it hitting the buttons, hoping it was snooze. I sat up slowly and rubbed...

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Twenty years from now..... Chapter 1

posted by mrscullen43299

Everyone loves Twilight, but check out this story I made up about what everyone from Twilight is like twenty years from now.....
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Bella's POV:
Edward and I were ready to hunt. I had become so good at this now. I no longer end up a mess after feeding. Alice only buys me designer now anyway. So, I have to keep my clothes clean. "Okay. Im ready," I कहा to Edward. I still couldnt believe it after all this time. I was just as beautiful as him. The same temperature. It was unbelievable. Then he caught me off guard. "Good," He said. "Ill race ya!" Then he...

"BREAKING DAWN" NOMINATED FOR 8 RAZZIE AWARDS

posted by maritina12345

Breaking Dawn may have been a smash hit with Twihards all over the world, but the Golden रसभरी, रास्पबेरी foundation was impressed for a different reason.

They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little और fun.

Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, या Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple

Do आप think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?

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"BREAKING DAWN" NOMINATED FOR 8 RAZZIE AWARDS

posted by maritina12345

Breaking Dawn may have been a smash hit with Twihards all over the world, but the Golden रसभरी, रास्पबेरी foundation was impressed for a different reason.

They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little और fun.

Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, या Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple

Do आप think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?

Once Secret, Twice Told - Chapter Four:

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the लेखक of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Four: She's Not There
Today was the last दिन of Jessika’s stay at her actual home. She had everything packed and was ready to go. Well, as ready as she could be without putting up an argument with her father. She didn’t want to go, but she had no choice. N.F.I.H. hadn’t contacted Jessika since four days ago, and now that it was Friday, she was glad to say that she hadn’t heard a word from the creep.
“You ready to go?” Jessika’s dad asked,...

Rising प्यार Chapter 1

posted by marvel517639

K so i was thinking that it's 13 years later and all the भेड़िया have imprinted except for seth. Jake and Nessie. Quil and Clarie. Sam and Emily and have one boy Alex Uley. Paul and Rachel. My friend Karen is a Shapeshifter Werewolf Eri Raeka and Brady. My friend sharon a hybrid and Collin. Jared and Kim. Leah and nahuel. My friend Natalia a hybrid and embry. Edward and Bella. Emmett and Rosalie. Alice and Jasper. Esme and Carlisle.Lydia is a vampire Hope Collins and micheal a human. They live in fork washington still. Nessie, natalia, Sharon, Eri, Clarie. Lydia and micheal are in their last...

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Half Vampire Girl 2.

posted by twilight_lover9

I was so confused, a million सवालों were racing through my mind.
“Lirah. Come out, I know you’re there” Jake कहा abruptly.
I was shocked, I had not made a sound and was so quiet, but to save Jake from being mad at me I stepped out into view, to reveal Jake to my surprise smiling, and Paul a bright गुलाबी looking down.
“Come on you, late on your first day, don’t want to make a name for yourself unlike me” Jake winked, putting his big muscly tanned arm around my shoulder leading me towards the school.
“You have a lot of explaining to do Jake” I whispered seriously.
Jake just nodded...

For the प्यार of Edward Cullen Choice 3

posted by iluvPrinceMJ213

Authors Note

1.    This story is about Jacob and Bella’s daughter
2.    If Bella and Jacob had ended up together after Eclipse
3.    The whole Cullen family and everyone who was in the story is still in the story except for Reneesme of course
4.    I am not a team Jacob, Trust me I’m Team Edward, but I don’t have anything against Jacob
5.    Jacob and Bella’s daughter is born December 6th, 2010
6.    Her name is Lauren Savannah Black
7.    She has a older...

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"Um, Edward!"

posted by WildCherryWolf

"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can आप answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! या in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since आप started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need आप to answer this."
"I thought कुत्ता couldn't talk."
"Aren't परियों all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe आप कहा that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St....

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Alice and Jasper: Chapter 2

posted by ISABELLA92

Jasper’s POV
“Hello.” I कहा gruffly.
“Where are you?” my mother barked.
“At Alice’s.” I said.
“I told आप to be घर द्वारा ten and it’s ten and you’re not here.” My mother yelled.
“I forgot. Can’t I spend a little और time with Alice?” I asked.
“No, आप have school tomorrow.” My mother hissed.
“I’m on my way.” I कहा defeated and disappointed. I hung up and turned to see Alice’s angelic face.
“You have to go home.” She said.
“Yea, Mom beckoned me home. She says we have school tomorrow.” I said.
“Okay. See आप tomorrow, Jazzie.” Alice कहा before planting...

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New Begginings Chapter 1 (KatiiCullen94)

posted by KatiiCullen94

Edward's POV.

Post New Moon. Edward finally caves in to check up on Bella in forks after 3 years of being separated, only the find something opposite. [I haven't written in a while, so I apologise in advance]

Name: New Beginnings.
Author: KatiiCullen93
Rating: PG-13
Themes: Love, marriage, pregnancy, vampire,
Couplings: Jacob/Bella, Edward/Bella

Edwards POV

Three years almost seems like three days in this small town. Driving in, I instantly came to the realization that everything was the same as the time as I left. I'm not sure exactly what I expected but Forks was the same.

The sky was clouded overcast,...

As The Sun Sets: Daylight: Chapter 7:

posted by xoxpoisonxox

I couldn't say a word. What would I say? I stared down at the anxious face of Elisbeth. My whole world had paused for a moment. Although I hadn't known this child well, I felt so close to her. Maybe it's because I've been where she is - या maybe it's just a hybrid thing; But either way I didn't wan't anything to happen to Elisabeth.

I refused to watch the large, mahogany door that closed behind us. Rejected to acknowladge the awful truth that only moments ago, the few words I was told, Has now effected everything. I was scared for Elisabeth.

I looked down in Elisbeth's direction. She may be...