"Just in case, man...."
The दिन was long and Emmett was bored. Nothing seemed to be interesting for him...not even a vampiric game of football seemed amazing. As he walked through the Cullen house, he decided to log into his computer. As he searced through the internet, a सवाल made him stop: "Who could win? सुपरमैन या Emmett Cullen?"
This was weird.
Emmett knew who सुपरमैन was, but never made much of an attempt to read them after he had barracaded and held secret explosives and traps through-out the entire Cullen household after watching the Saw Series...and because the rest of the Cullen family made sure he never touched a comic book.
But of course, Emmett knew better.
Emmett searched a bookstore holding comics of Superman, in the internet, and ran out of the house, keeping his mind busy on something else for Edward not to become suspicious.
Emmett's mind as he was making his escape: "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!! आप CAN 'T HEAR ME EDWARD! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!! BUCKLE UP! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!"
As Emmett walked through the comicbook store, he saw the entire series of सुपरमैन and bought it. It only ranged to almost a million dollars, nothing in the Cullen world of economics.
Emmett drove to a nearby स्टारबक्स and sat down with a good hundred comic पुस्तकें around him. He flashed through them and then brought और to read. After a few hours and पढ़ना and re-reading the entire सुपरमैन series, Emmett rushed to the house.
Emmett's mind as he made his stealthy and sneaky entrance to his room: "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! I DID NOT BUY ANY सुपरमैन COMIC BOOKS! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA AL LA! DAMN-IT EDWARD, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! JUST READ YOUR "POSITIONS 1-100 BOOK!!!!!!"
Emmett ran to his computer, after hiding his new comicbooks, and looked for kryptonite. He found the store, bought an airline ticket, went to that store, bought the stone, bought another airline ticket, and drove home. When he reached the Cullen home, Edward and Rosalie were there waiting for him.
Edward: "What's that on your neck?"
Emmett: "Kryptonite..."
Rosalie: "What have we told you?!"
Emmett: "I'm sorry!!!!!!!"
Edward: "Why did आप buy this?"
Emmett: "Just in case, man....just in case...."
Rosalie: "You're dead....And guess what? NOSEXFORYOU!"
Emmett: "WHAT?!?!?! BUT---BUT---!!!!"
Edward snickered at this.
Emmett: "Don't आप snicker at me mister "i-have-to-read-in-order-to-please-my-clingy-newlywed!!!!"
Edward: "!!!!!!!!!!! Take that back!!!!!!!"
Emmett: "Never! I'll pwn आप before सुपरमैन comes and gets me!"
Credit to: miyutamaki link
The दिन was long and Emmett was bored. Nothing seemed to be interesting for him...not even a vampiric game of football seemed amazing. As he walked through the Cullen house, he decided to log into his computer. As he searced through the internet, a सवाल made him stop: "Who could win? सुपरमैन या Emmett Cullen?"
This was weird.
Emmett knew who सुपरमैन was, but never made much of an attempt to read them after he had barracaded and held secret explosives and traps through-out the entire Cullen household after watching the Saw Series...and because the rest of the Cullen family made sure he never touched a comic book.
But of course, Emmett knew better.
Emmett searched a bookstore holding comics of Superman, in the internet, and ran out of the house, keeping his mind busy on something else for Edward not to become suspicious.
Emmett's mind as he was making his escape: "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!! आप CAN 'T HEAR ME EDWARD! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!! BUCKLE UP! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!"
As Emmett walked through the comicbook store, he saw the entire series of सुपरमैन and bought it. It only ranged to almost a million dollars, nothing in the Cullen world of economics.
Emmett drove to a nearby स्टारबक्स and sat down with a good hundred comic पुस्तकें around him. He flashed through them and then brought और to read. After a few hours and पढ़ना and re-reading the entire सुपरमैन series, Emmett rushed to the house.
Emmett's mind as he made his stealthy and sneaky entrance to his room: "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! I DID NOT BUY ANY सुपरमैन COMIC BOOKS! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA AL LA! DAMN-IT EDWARD, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! JUST READ YOUR "POSITIONS 1-100 BOOK!!!!!!"
Emmett ran to his computer, after hiding his new comicbooks, and looked for kryptonite. He found the store, bought an airline ticket, went to that store, bought the stone, bought another airline ticket, and drove home. When he reached the Cullen home, Edward and Rosalie were there waiting for him.
Edward: "What's that on your neck?"
Emmett: "Kryptonite..."
Rosalie: "What have we told you?!"
Emmett: "I'm sorry!!!!!!!"
Edward: "Why did आप buy this?"
Emmett: "Just in case, man....just in case...."
Rosalie: "You're dead....And guess what? NOSEXFORYOU!"
Emmett: "WHAT?!?!?! BUT---BUT---!!!!"
Edward snickered at this.
Emmett: "Don't आप snicker at me mister "i-have-to-read-in-order-to-please-my-clingy-newlywed!!!!"
Edward: "!!!!!!!!!!! Take that back!!!!!!!"
Emmett: "Never! I'll pwn आप before सुपरमैन comes and gets me!"
Credit to: miyutamaki link
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Thanks.
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I really enjoy पढ़ना everyone's stories on here, there are some really good writers.
I was wondering if anyone would be interested in लेखन a multi-author story.
We would have to agree on certain aspects of the story line, rating, all human vs vampire/humans, if the भेड़िया will be involved, which characters we plan on covering, and so forth, it's going to have to take some really dedicated people.
We will have to decide if we are going to keep it from one persons pov, IE: Bella, या each person has their own character, and takes on the अगला chapter from a different POV.
Serious inquiries only!
Thanks.
Stephanie
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