1.You risk being grounded in the name of Twilight!
2.You check the twilighters site और than your facebook/myspace pages.
3.Every thing that आप talk about, some how relates back to Twilight!
4.People ask आप if आप want to go to the फिल्में and आप automatically try to convince them to see Twilight for the millionth time.
5.Everywhere आप go, you’ll think of the Twilight characters and wonder if they have ever been there.
6.You cried even when आप were in the same building as Nikki Reed and Edi Gathegi even though आप didn’t see them.
7.You risk getting fired at work द्वारा using the off limits laminator to laminate the hundreds of magazine covers and twilight pictures to hang in your office.
8.While washing the dishes आप think “I wouldn’t have to wash stupid dishes if I were a vampire!”
9.You do nothing but think about twilight, dedicate every song आप hear to twilight, cried when आप saw Robert cut his hair, get ridiculed relentlessly because of your obsession with twilight, refresh twilight websites every 5 मिनटों to check for और twilight news, get into huge arguments, maybe even catfights while fighting about twilight, and finally made the commitment to stay pure until after marriage because that’s what Edward would want.
10.You try and convince everyone आप know to read and प्यार twilight as much as आप do!
11.You read the saga for the millionth time and still cry/cheer/laugh out loud and hope like hell आप can find a प्यार like that.
12.You have read all four पुस्तकें a million times. Never shut up about twilight. Know everything that happens. Can tell the whole story to your फ्रेंड्स in detail when they ask. Name all the characters and the actors that play them.
13.You look at your boyfriend and think “Dammit, why don’t आप sparkle!”
14.You breath, eat and live for the Twilight saga.
15.You विज्ञापन दे that आप attended the midnight दिखा रहा है of the opening दिन of a movie द्वारा wearing a कमीज, शर्ट that simply has ‘I was there. Nov 21 2008′ and that people ACTUALLY know what it means.
16.You look at apples in a completely different way.
17.You know what Spunk Ransom means.
18.You can discuss the vampire and werewolf psyche for hours on end with someone who has NO IDEA what आप are talking about.
19.You are immediately attracted when a guy when he tells आप his name is Edward.
20.You want to take ballet because Bella did and because Alice walks gracefully like a dancer.
21.You are desperate for a 1953 red Chevy pickup, a silver S60R Volvo, a red बी एम डब्ल्यू M3 convertible, a black Mercedes S55 AMG, a yellow 911 Porche, a Volkswagen Rabbit, a Harley, Honda, या Ducati motorcycle, a red Ferrari, Mercedes Guard, या any other vehicle that was in the Twilight Saga including a police cruiser.
22.You ponder the taste of blood.
23.You already know every line of the movie after seeing it just 2 times.
24.You know आप are a twilighter when आप remember the exact lines of special scenes of the movie.
25.Someone says something and आप quote the movie back to them in response.
26.Everytime आप see the word twilight आप freak out even if it has nothing to do with twilight.
27.Bella’s lullaby is in your चोटी, शीर्ष most played songs on your iTunes. -Jillian
28.You put signs on your bedroom windows telling the world how obsessed आप are with Twilight.
29.You give one of your Edward posters a किस every night.
30.You occasionally bite yourself.
31.You have a homemade Edward doll.
32.You put glitter on yourself so आप too can sparkle in the sun like a vampire-and आप did this before आप heard about the body glitter they are selling a Hot Topic.
33.You consider changing your sons name to Edward…even though he’s already a साल and half old.
34.You can relate everything आप see and hear to Twilight
35.You sign on to twilighters.org daily/hourly checking up on the latest scoop on anything twilight related.
36.Twilight Character Posters Covers Your Room (Including the Windows)
37.You insist a friend read Twilight and they immediately buy the rest of the पुस्तकें and finish them in a weekend.
38.You have read all 4 पुस्तकें 3 times in 2 weeks.
39.You Read The Whole Series in Four Days.
40.When आप look over in history class and see a girl पढ़ना a black book so आप क्रेन your neck and see the line “something with her scent on it”. आप turn to your best friend and proclaim “IT’S ECLIPSE!”
41.You Make Shirts To दिखाना Your Twilight-ness.
42.You wrote I प्यार Edward Cullen in all your school books!!
43.You cry every time Edward leaves, even though आप have read the book 3 times.
44.You use your gas money to buy Twilight Merchandise and convince your little sister to take आप to the mall in her car and on the way to the twilight mecca (Hot Topic) आप explain to her how every song played on Q101 (alt rock station in Chicago) relates to the Twilight saga in some way shape या form.
45.You consider naming your children after anyone in the Twilight saga.
46.You Make An Edward VooDoo Doll.
47.You got आप parents obsessed with it too and all आप ever see is twilight, all आप ever think of is twilight, and your #1 trait in a guy is if they’re a vampire.
48.Instead of screaming OMG! आप start screaming Oh My Edward!
49.You keep everything twilight and wont let anyone else touch it so only your finger prints are on it, have tons of scrapbooks that wont close cause they’re stuffed full with twilight stuff, write twilight related topics over everything and then keep it forever, read one book a day, have holes in your books’ pages because आप cry your eyes out whenever आप read them, have और than 1 copy of each book, and have websites या website account dedicated only to twilight related topics.
50.Every time आप turn on your pc the first thing u look for is about Twilight.
51.You’re up at 5 am just to check if there is any news, when आप walking up stairs to the 5th floor and thinking: “I wouldn`t have to walk this much if I was a vampire”, when everything in real life reminds आप on Twilight
52.You start a conversation about a movie and some how आप mix up the guy role with Edward Cullen या Robert Pattinson.
53.You persuade your boyfriend to read the पुस्तकें so he can understand why आप are so obsessed with them and with Edward.
54.You walk into a bookstore and आप go straight to the section that contains the Twilight Saga!
55.You make your फ्रेंड्स read the books.
56.Every time आप hear twilight in school your head pops up so आप and have an घंटा conversation with that person even though they really don’t know what your talking about because they haven’t read the books.
57.You get your friend and फ्रेंड्स mom hooked on it at the same time.
58.Your पुस्तकें have been passed to everyone आप know आप had to go and buy another one.
59.You Worship your Signed copy of any of the Twilight books.
60.While at work, आप scan and file charts all while पढ़ना Twilight.
61.When आप do something really cool या spontaneous, आप like to say “It’s cuz I’m secretly a vampire.”
62.When आप are talking about पेनकेक्स and आप finish talking about Edward Cullen.
63.You Won’t Let Anyone Borrow Your Twilight Books.
64.You have enough Twilight वॉलपेपर्स saved on your computer to last a lifetime.
65.You are subconsciously drawn to red and black things.
66.You humor yourself द्वारा noting how many people walk to the cash register with a red and black book in their hands . . . and आप cannot rest until आप know which one it was.
67.You consider buying red contact lenses, just to see what it looks like.
68.You flaunt your paleness.
69.You plan a birthday trip to TwiCon2009.
70.You walk into Hot Topic for the first time.
71.You plan your budget around Twilight purchases.
72.You write your own vampire history and intertwine it with the Cullens
73.You buy magazines featuring anything Twilight obsessively.
74.You sit through a lecture on the cardiovascular system in anatomy class and relate everything back to vampires, making it rather enjoyable.
75.You have 3 copies of each book.
76.Someone Says Edwards Not real आप yell: “EDWARD IS REAL AND HE’S MY BOYFRIEND!”
77.You hear thunder and your immediate thought is that वैंपायर are playing baseball.
78.You have all four पुस्तकें with आप at all times .. REGARDLESS of how huge they are.
79.You have और than one copy of every book in the saga.
80.Your Room Is Painted Red Black and White.
81.You make all your फ्रेंड्स sit down and look at all the pictures आप have collected of Edward Cullen.
82.When you’ve spent over 200 dollars in tickets and twilight gear… just on yourself!
83.You want to become a vampire.
84.You cry because Edward left Bella in New Moon.
85.You buy every magazine with anything about twilight on it, such as the actors.
86.You go to see The Twilight Movie और then once.
87.You name Your प्रिय Teddy भालू “Emmett”.
88.Put Your Toy Lion अगला to Your मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा Toy.
89.Want to go urgently to Forks.
90.You can’t see the end of the fourth movie of Harry Potter without crying. -Myrna
91.You force everyone आप know to read the series and can’t stop grinning like a madwoman/man when आप find out that they “hate” आप for making them wish they didn’t have to be at work so they could listen to the audiobooks in their car.
92.You apply twilight to real life.
93.You and your फ्रेंड्स say बिना सोचे समझे words and try to relate them back to twilight.
94.You spaz every time आप see a silver Volvo.
95.Your teachers think you’re a complete psycho (my teachers are scared of me lol). -
96.You force your teachers to reead twilight (my PD/H/PE teacher and his wife are hooked on them now).
97.You ask your local movie theatre if आप can have the massive twilight posters after they’re done with them.
98.You own multiple copies of the books, the soundtrack, the score, the calender, 8 या और t-shirts, buttons, key chains, jewelry, bumper stickers, posters, saved your movie tickets, etc.
99.You प्यार your husband a little less because ‘he’s just not Edward
Ok, Honestly I Wouldn't Do Half Of These && I प्यार Twilight.
If आप Haven't Noticed These Have Come Straight Off twilighers.org. Just Incase आप Wanted To See Them In Their Own Glory && Not Mine
2.You check the twilighters site और than your facebook/myspace pages.
3.Every thing that आप talk about, some how relates back to Twilight!
4.People ask आप if आप want to go to the फिल्में and आप automatically try to convince them to see Twilight for the millionth time.
5.Everywhere आप go, you’ll think of the Twilight characters and wonder if they have ever been there.
6.You cried even when आप were in the same building as Nikki Reed and Edi Gathegi even though आप didn’t see them.
7.You risk getting fired at work द्वारा using the off limits laminator to laminate the hundreds of magazine covers and twilight pictures to hang in your office.
8.While washing the dishes आप think “I wouldn’t have to wash stupid dishes if I were a vampire!”
9.You do nothing but think about twilight, dedicate every song आप hear to twilight, cried when आप saw Robert cut his hair, get ridiculed relentlessly because of your obsession with twilight, refresh twilight websites every 5 मिनटों to check for और twilight news, get into huge arguments, maybe even catfights while fighting about twilight, and finally made the commitment to stay pure until after marriage because that’s what Edward would want.
10.You try and convince everyone आप know to read and प्यार twilight as much as आप do!
11.You read the saga for the millionth time and still cry/cheer/laugh out loud and hope like hell आप can find a प्यार like that.
12.You have read all four पुस्तकें a million times. Never shut up about twilight. Know everything that happens. Can tell the whole story to your फ्रेंड्स in detail when they ask. Name all the characters and the actors that play them.
13.You look at your boyfriend and think “Dammit, why don’t आप sparkle!”
14.You breath, eat and live for the Twilight saga.
15.You विज्ञापन दे that आप attended the midnight दिखा रहा है of the opening दिन of a movie द्वारा wearing a कमीज, शर्ट that simply has ‘I was there. Nov 21 2008′ and that people ACTUALLY know what it means.
16.You look at apples in a completely different way.
17.You know what Spunk Ransom means.
18.You can discuss the vampire and werewolf psyche for hours on end with someone who has NO IDEA what आप are talking about.
19.You are immediately attracted when a guy when he tells आप his name is Edward.
20.You want to take ballet because Bella did and because Alice walks gracefully like a dancer.
21.You are desperate for a 1953 red Chevy pickup, a silver S60R Volvo, a red बी एम डब्ल्यू M3 convertible, a black Mercedes S55 AMG, a yellow 911 Porche, a Volkswagen Rabbit, a Harley, Honda, या Ducati motorcycle, a red Ferrari, Mercedes Guard, या any other vehicle that was in the Twilight Saga including a police cruiser.
22.You ponder the taste of blood.
23.You already know every line of the movie after seeing it just 2 times.
24.You know आप are a twilighter when आप remember the exact lines of special scenes of the movie.
25.Someone says something and आप quote the movie back to them in response.
26.Everytime आप see the word twilight आप freak out even if it has nothing to do with twilight.
27.Bella’s lullaby is in your चोटी, शीर्ष most played songs on your iTunes. -Jillian
28.You put signs on your bedroom windows telling the world how obsessed आप are with Twilight.
29.You give one of your Edward posters a किस every night.
30.You occasionally bite yourself.
31.You have a homemade Edward doll.
32.You put glitter on yourself so आप too can sparkle in the sun like a vampire-and आप did this before आप heard about the body glitter they are selling a Hot Topic.
33.You consider changing your sons name to Edward…even though he’s already a साल and half old.
34.You can relate everything आप see and hear to Twilight
35.You sign on to twilighters.org daily/hourly checking up on the latest scoop on anything twilight related.
36.Twilight Character Posters Covers Your Room (Including the Windows)
37.You insist a friend read Twilight and they immediately buy the rest of the पुस्तकें and finish them in a weekend.
38.You have read all 4 पुस्तकें 3 times in 2 weeks.
39.You Read The Whole Series in Four Days.
40.When आप look over in history class and see a girl पढ़ना a black book so आप क्रेन your neck and see the line “something with her scent on it”. आप turn to your best friend and proclaim “IT’S ECLIPSE!”
41.You Make Shirts To दिखाना Your Twilight-ness.
42.You wrote I प्यार Edward Cullen in all your school books!!
43.You cry every time Edward leaves, even though आप have read the book 3 times.
44.You use your gas money to buy Twilight Merchandise and convince your little sister to take आप to the mall in her car and on the way to the twilight mecca (Hot Topic) आप explain to her how every song played on Q101 (alt rock station in Chicago) relates to the Twilight saga in some way shape या form.
45.You consider naming your children after anyone in the Twilight saga.
46.You Make An Edward VooDoo Doll.
47.You got आप parents obsessed with it too and all आप ever see is twilight, all आप ever think of is twilight, and your #1 trait in a guy is if they’re a vampire.
48.Instead of screaming OMG! आप start screaming Oh My Edward!
49.You keep everything twilight and wont let anyone else touch it so only your finger prints are on it, have tons of scrapbooks that wont close cause they’re stuffed full with twilight stuff, write twilight related topics over everything and then keep it forever, read one book a day, have holes in your books’ pages because आप cry your eyes out whenever आप read them, have और than 1 copy of each book, and have websites या website account dedicated only to twilight related topics.
50.Every time आप turn on your pc the first thing u look for is about Twilight.
51.You’re up at 5 am just to check if there is any news, when आप walking up stairs to the 5th floor and thinking: “I wouldn`t have to walk this much if I was a vampire”, when everything in real life reminds आप on Twilight
52.You start a conversation about a movie and some how आप mix up the guy role with Edward Cullen या Robert Pattinson.
53.You persuade your boyfriend to read the पुस्तकें so he can understand why आप are so obsessed with them and with Edward.
54.You walk into a bookstore and आप go straight to the section that contains the Twilight Saga!
55.You make your फ्रेंड्स read the books.
56.Every time आप hear twilight in school your head pops up so आप and have an घंटा conversation with that person even though they really don’t know what your talking about because they haven’t read the books.
57.You get your friend and फ्रेंड्स mom hooked on it at the same time.
58.Your पुस्तकें have been passed to everyone आप know आप had to go and buy another one.
59.You Worship your Signed copy of any of the Twilight books.
60.While at work, आप scan and file charts all while पढ़ना Twilight.
61.When आप do something really cool या spontaneous, आप like to say “It’s cuz I’m secretly a vampire.”
62.When आप are talking about पेनकेक्स and आप finish talking about Edward Cullen.
63.You Won’t Let Anyone Borrow Your Twilight Books.
64.You have enough Twilight वॉलपेपर्स saved on your computer to last a lifetime.
65.You are subconsciously drawn to red and black things.
66.You humor yourself द्वारा noting how many people walk to the cash register with a red and black book in their hands . . . and आप cannot rest until आप know which one it was.
67.You consider buying red contact lenses, just to see what it looks like.
68.You flaunt your paleness.
69.You plan a birthday trip to TwiCon2009.
70.You walk into Hot Topic for the first time.
71.You plan your budget around Twilight purchases.
72.You write your own vampire history and intertwine it with the Cullens
73.You buy magazines featuring anything Twilight obsessively.
74.You sit through a lecture on the cardiovascular system in anatomy class and relate everything back to vampires, making it rather enjoyable.
75.You have 3 copies of each book.
76.Someone Says Edwards Not real आप yell: “EDWARD IS REAL AND HE’S MY BOYFRIEND!”
77.You hear thunder and your immediate thought is that वैंपायर are playing baseball.
78.You have all four पुस्तकें with आप at all times .. REGARDLESS of how huge they are.
79.You have और than one copy of every book in the saga.
80.Your Room Is Painted Red Black and White.
81.You make all your फ्रेंड्स sit down and look at all the pictures आप have collected of Edward Cullen.
82.When you’ve spent over 200 dollars in tickets and twilight gear… just on yourself!
83.You want to become a vampire.
84.You cry because Edward left Bella in New Moon.
85.You buy every magazine with anything about twilight on it, such as the actors.
86.You go to see The Twilight Movie और then once.
87.You name Your प्रिय Teddy भालू “Emmett”.
88.Put Your Toy Lion अगला to Your मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा Toy.
89.Want to go urgently to Forks.
90.You can’t see the end of the fourth movie of Harry Potter without crying. -Myrna
91.You force everyone आप know to read the series and can’t stop grinning like a madwoman/man when आप find out that they “hate” आप for making them wish they didn’t have to be at work so they could listen to the audiobooks in their car.
92.You apply twilight to real life.
93.You and your फ्रेंड्स say बिना सोचे समझे words and try to relate them back to twilight.
94.You spaz every time आप see a silver Volvo.
95.Your teachers think you’re a complete psycho (my teachers are scared of me lol). -
96.You force your teachers to reead twilight (my PD/H/PE teacher and his wife are hooked on them now).
97.You ask your local movie theatre if आप can have the massive twilight posters after they’re done with them.
98.You own multiple copies of the books, the soundtrack, the score, the calender, 8 या और t-shirts, buttons, key chains, jewelry, bumper stickers, posters, saved your movie tickets, etc.
99.You प्यार your husband a little less because ‘he’s just not Edward
Ok, Honestly I Wouldn't Do Half Of These && I प्यार Twilight.
If आप Haven't Noticed These Have Come Straight Off twilighers.org. Just Incase आप Wanted To See Them In Their Own Glory && Not Mine
i was in the car fast alseep. when Phil and Renee were in the front. i was going to meet my sister Bella and her husband Edward also Renessmen. i woke up "hey Karina were almost there" कहा Phil. I rolled my eyes. i saw a white house. i saw Bella and Edward there i got out of the car and ran to them "BELLA EDWARD!!!" i scream. i ran to them and gave them a hug. i saw a girl with brown hair "renessmen." i कहा "yes" she कहा i gave her a hug. "wow you're so grown up are आप like 13 या what?" "i'm 17" she कहा "come one the rest are dying to see you" she said."hi hi" i कहा "AHHH KARINA" yelled Alice "hi" i gave them a hug