प्रिय insults from True Blood?

My प्रिय insult is from Lafayette during season 1, episode 5. the insult was और of an entire conversation though, but it cracks me up every time!

"Lafayette: Excuse me. Who ordered the hamburger, with AIDS?
Redneck: I ordered the hamburger deluxe.
Lafayette: In this restaurant, the hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS. Do anybody have a problem with that?
Redneck: Yeah, I'm an American and I got say in who makes my food.
Lafayette: Well baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your बीयर, बियर alone even before I walked my sexy नितंब, गधा up in this mother fucker. Everything on your god damned तालिका, टेबल got AIDS.
Redneck: आप still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.
Lafayette: Well all आप gotta do is say hold the AIDS. Here...
*Lafayette picks up one of the hamburger buns and licks it.*
Lafayette: Eat it.
*Lafayette pushes the bun onto the redneck’s face and punches him.*
Lafayette: Bitch, आप come in my house you’re gonna eat my खाना the way I fucking make it! Do आप understand me?
*Lafayette takes the redneck’s plate and dumps the खाना into his lap.*
Lafayette: Tip your waitress."

To be honest they are good insults but I have to say that Tara has to be the worst person to insult someone. In my eyes they are good but noone can insult a person like Tara.

Brother Cousins sprang to mind lol

When Hoyt's mom calls Jessica a "cheeto head".