Izzy wants Nebraska to win!

Chris:OK Campers, We're Taking Your Clothes Off And Puting आप In Diapers And Baby Bonnets On Your Heads.
Noah:Why?
Chris:I'm Glad आप Asked Noah, आप Will Be Dressed As शिशु For A Week. Isn't This Fun?
Blaineley:Can I Do It?
Chris:Sure आप Can.
(All The Campers Come Out Topless Wearing Diapers And Baby Bonnets With Bibs)
Lindsay:I Actually Look Stylish.
Trent:Duncan Looks Just As Ridiculous As I Do.
Duncan:Shut Up, Trent!
Gwen:Something's Very Wrong Here.
Courtney:I Don't Look Too bad In This, I Could Get Used To It.
Bridgette:I'm The Best Baby Of The Bunch.
Geoff:I Look Like A Moron In All This.
Bridgette:No...

(BTW, I'll be the teacher of this story!!!)

Courtneyfan6: Okay, class. Today's the behavior integer day.
Amy: (laughs) Integers are so dumb like my twin sister Samey.
Courtneyfan6: (scary voice) Amy, shut up! (normal voice) Anyways, I'm too lazy to do the classwork so here are your integers.
(-10: Courtney and Duncan)
Courtney: Yes! Me and my boyfriend Duncan got -10's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Courtney and Duncan. आप two are the best students ever! Please go to the Principal's office to make her proud!
(-9: Lindsay)
Lindsay: Yes! I got a -9!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Lindsay! आप get 2 years off! Go...

Ok,You know the rules I'm sure so if आप know them आप skip to number 5.First rule:The couples have to be from total drama. Rule 2:I didn't say canon so it can be fanon too.Rule 3:This is my opinion don't bash me for it.So now lets start.

5.Courtney and Duncan
Do I even have to say whats wrong with this couple.First Problem they don't get along I'm mean at all and that's a big Problem wait no that's a huge problem.You can't have a relate with each other causing the सेकंड Problem.Second Problem they won't put each other first.I know Courtney did care for Duncan when he got hurt but that's one...